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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"... slow roasted? 
ooo us bloke have feelings too ya'know....Allegedly 
I could've said spit roasted! 
Now me Bums Squeaking
I think that's a bit of a niche market. "
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over a year ago
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"... slow roasted?
ooo us bloke have feelings too ya'know....Allegedly
I could've said spit roasted!
Now me Bums Squeaking
I think that's a bit of a niche market. "
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
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"... slow roasted?
ooo us bloke have feelings too ya'know....Allegedly
I could've said spit roasted!
Now me Bums Squeaking
I think that's a bit of a niche market.
I can lend you a big plug to stop the noise being heard "
A butternut squash would do it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... slow roasted?
some of them need hung drawn and quatered as well   "
Now Now, just coz you have Juggs dont mean your better than me..well yes it does but that aint the Point.
I'm urt i am  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... slow roasted?
some of them need hung drawn and quatered as well
Now Now, just coz you have Juggs dont mean your better than me..well yes it does but that aint the Point.
I'm urt i am "
Lmao
juggs aint got nothing to do with it........its all down to SOME....blokes being full of shite.. and just punishment |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"... slow roasted?
some of them need hung drawn and quatered as well
Now Now, just coz you have Juggs dont mean your better than me..well yes it does but that aint the Point.
I'm urt i am
Lmao
juggs aint got nothing to do with it........its all down to SOME....blokes being full of shite.. and just punishment "
We're none of us Perfect Luv, i'm very close i admit i just got to work on the Charm a bit more..And learn to Tie me own Shoelaces |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"... slow roasted?
some of them need hung drawn and quatered as well
Now Now, just coz you have Juggs dont mean your better than me..well yes it does but that aint the Point.
I'm urt i am
Lmao
juggs aint got nothing to do with it........its all down to SOME....blokes being full of shite.. and just punishment
We're none of us Perfect Luv, i'm very close i admit i just got to work on the Charm a bit more..And learn to Tie me own Shoelaces "
Patience patience....you will get there one day..have faith
if not..try slip ons |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"... slow roasted?
some of them need hung drawn and quatered as well
Now Now, just coz you have Juggs dont mean your better than me..well yes it does but that aint the Point.
I'm urt i am
Lmao
juggs aint got nothing to do with it........its all down to SOME....blokes being full of shite.. and just punishment
We're none of us Perfect Luv, i'm very close i admit i just got to work on the Charm a bit more..And learn to Tie me own Shoelaces
Patience patience....you will get there one day..have faith
if not..try slip ons "
i always play safe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a man should be shaken not stirred never hung drawn and quartered or even slow roasted and must always be treated as the gods they are   "
Yerrrrr rite
maybe in your world |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I prefer mine well marinated, especially with lime, ginger, soy sauce and chilli.
crystal
Soy Sauce is just Sadism "
I forgot to mention the tenderising process first to assist the deep penetration of the marinade!
crystal |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I prefer mine well marinated, especially with lime, ginger, soy sauce and chilli.
crystal
Soy Sauce is just Sadism "
sticking marmite on me nipples is even better..specially if i dont tell them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I prefer mine well marinated, especially with lime, ginger, soy sauce and chilli.
crystal
Soy Sauce is just Sadism
I forgot to mention the tenderising process first to assist the deep penetration of the marinade!
crystal"
I think the Butternut Squash up the Jacksie would Tenderize enough..i need a lie down |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I prefer mine well marinated, especially with lime, ginger, soy sauce and chilli.
crystal
Soy Sauce is just Sadism
sticking marmite on me nipples is even better..specially if i dont tell them "
Oooo i Luffs Marmite |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I prefer mine well marinated, especially with lime, ginger, soy sauce and chilli.
crystal
Soy Sauce is just Sadism
I forgot to mention the tenderising process first to assist the deep penetration of the marinade!
crystal
I think the Butternut Squash up the Jacksie would Tenderize enough..i need a lie down "
Whole ??? or in slices ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I prefer mine well marinated, especially with lime, ginger, soy sauce and chilli.
crystal
Soy Sauce is just Sadism
sticking marmite on me nipples is even better..specially if i dont tell them
Oooo i Luffs Marmite "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I prefer mine well marinated, especially with lime, ginger, soy sauce and chilli.
crystal
Soy Sauce is just Sadism
sticking marmite on me nipples is even better..specially if i dont tell them "
What if the guy likes marmite though? You could really freak him out and smear it between your legs!
crystal |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I prefer mine well marinated, especially with lime, ginger, soy sauce and chilli.
crystal
Soy Sauce is just Sadism
sticking marmite on me nipples is even better..specially if i dont tell them
What if the guy likes marmite though? You could really freak him out and smear it between your legs!
crystal"
NOW were talking, just need some Dips |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I prefer mine well marinated, especially with lime, ginger, soy sauce and chilli.
crystal
Soy Sauce is just Sadism
I forgot to mention the tenderising process first to assist the deep penetration of the marinade!
crystal
I think the Butternut Squash up the Jacksie would Tenderize enough..i need a lie down "
I would prefer a pineapple up there-give you a challenge to retrieve it if the spikes are pointed the right way.
crystal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I prefer mine well marinated, especially with lime, ginger, soy sauce and chilli.
crystal
Soy Sauce is just Sadism
sticking marmite on me nipples is even better..specially if i dont tell them
What if the guy likes marmite though? You could really freak him out and smear it between your legs!
crystal"
It would take him ages to remove it wouldnt it....hmmmmmm
good idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I prefer mine well marinated, especially with lime, ginger, soy sauce and chilli.
crystal
Soy Sauce is just Sadism
sticking marmite on me nipples is even better..specially if i dont tell them
What if the guy likes marmite though? You could really freak him out and smear it between your legs!
crystal
NOW were talking, just need some Dips "
Sour cream?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I prefer mine well marinated, especially with lime, ginger, soy sauce and chilli.
crystal
Soy Sauce is just Sadism
sticking marmite on me nipples is even better..specially if i dont tell them
What if the guy likes marmite though? You could really freak him out and smear it between your legs!
crystal
NOW were talking, just need some Dips "
Im hoping the bloke provides them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I prefer mine well marinated, especially with lime, ginger, soy sauce and chilli.
crystal
Soy Sauce is just Sadism
sticking marmite on me nipples is even better..specially if i dont tell them
What if the guy likes marmite though? You could really freak him out and smear it between your legs!
crystal
NOW were talking, just need some Dips
Sour cream?!"
marmite who is going to clean the vomit up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex
yerrrr
you are a "veggifcukerian"... "
OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex
yerrrr
you are a "veggifcukerian"...
OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole "
lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex
yerrrr
you are a "veggifcukerian"...
OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole
lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat "
Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex
yerrrr
you are a "veggifcukerian"...
OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole
lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat
Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol "
Licking marmite off nipples aint painful.where as a butternut squash insertion can be |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex
yerrrr
you are a "veggifcukerian"...
OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole
lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat
Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol "
That's the point! If there wasn't a reaction, it wouldn't be any fun! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex
yerrrr
you are a "veggifcukerian"...
OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole
lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat
Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol
Licking marmite off nipples aint painful.where as a butternut squash insertion can be "
I think i should call NHS Direct n ask if Marmite on the Bellend is Painful |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex
yerrrr
you are a "veggifcukerian"...
OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole
lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat
Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol
That's the point! If there wasn't a reaction, it wouldn't be any fun!"
Oh there would Certainly be a Reaction.
A Blood Curdling Scream |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex
yerrrr
you are a "veggifcukerian"...
OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole
lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat
Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol
That's the point! If there wasn't a reaction, it wouldn't be any fun!
Oh there would Certainly be a Reaction.
A Blood Curdling Scream "
*gets the gag in preperation*
What scream?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex
yerrrr
you are a "veggifcukerian"...
OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole
lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat
Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol
Licking marmite off nipples aint painful.where as a butternut squash insertion can be
I think i should call NHS Direct n ask if Marmite on the Bellend is Painful "
Gerrofffff i wouldnt waste it there..its to fooking expensive....peanut butter for the todger |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex
yerrrr
you are a "veggifcukerian"...
OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole
lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat
Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol
That's the point! If there wasn't a reaction, it wouldn't be any fun!
Oh there would Certainly be a Reaction.
A Blood Curdling Scream
*gets the gag in preperation*
What scream?! "
Preparation H ? sometimes i do wonder  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex
yerrrr
you are a "veggifcukerian"...
OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole
lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat
Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol
Licking marmite off nipples aint painful.where as a butternut squash insertion can be
I think i should call NHS Direct n ask if Marmite on the Bellend is Painful
Gerrofffff i wouldnt waste it there..its to fooking expensive....peanut butter for the todger "
Oh so now i'm not worth £1.99..Hurummph |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex
yerrrr
you are a "veggifcukerian"...
OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole
lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat
Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol
Licking marmite off nipples aint painful.where as a butternut squash insertion can be
I think i should call NHS Direct n ask if Marmite on the Bellend is Painful
Gerrofffff i wouldnt waste it there..its to fooking expensive....peanut butter for the todger
Oh so now i'm not worth £1.99..Hurummph "
Ohhhhhh i see you buy lidls.....tut tut |
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"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex
yerrrr
you are a "veggifcukerian"...
OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole
lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat
Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol
Licking marmite off nipples aint painful.where as a butternut squash insertion can be
I think i should call NHS Direct n ask if Marmite on the Bellend is Painful
Gerrofffff i wouldnt waste it there..its to fooking expensive....peanut butter for the todger
Oh so now i'm not worth £1.99..Hurummph
Ohhhhhh i see you buy lidls.....tut tut "
Nope i got the large Jars with gold bits in for £1.99 each from the Market in Wigan last time i was up there |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex
yerrrr
you are a "veggifcukerian"...
OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole
lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat
Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol
Licking marmite off nipples aint painful.where as a butternut squash insertion can be
I think i should call NHS Direct n ask if Marmite on the Bellend is Painful
Gerrofffff i wouldnt waste it there..its to fooking expensive....peanut butter for the todger
Oh so now i'm not worth £1.99..Hurummph
Ohhhhhh i see you buy lidls.....tut tut
Nope i got the large Jars with gold bits in for £1.99 each from the Market in Wigan last time i was up there "
Lmao
well i didnt and its bloody expensive stuff for the branded stuff.....specially if its for todger painting
ps.......grab some for me next time ya go |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex
yerrrr
you are a "veggifcukerian"...
OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole
lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat
Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol
Licking marmite off nipples aint painful.where as a butternut squash insertion can be
I think i should call NHS Direct n ask if Marmite on the Bellend is Painful
Gerrofffff i wouldnt waste it there..its to fooking expensive....peanut butter for the todger
Oh so now i'm not worth £1.99..Hurummph
Ohhhhhh i see you buy lidls.....tut tut
Nope i got the large Jars with gold bits in for £1.99 each from the Market in Wigan last time i was up there
Lmao
well i didnt and its bloody expensive stuff for the branded stuff.....specially if its for todger painting
ps.......grab some for me next time ya go "
It will make ya Bell Pushes look all Gold n Glittery |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex
yerrrr
you are a "veggifcukerian"...
OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole
lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat
Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol
Licking marmite off nipples aint painful.where as a butternut squash insertion can be
I think i should call NHS Direct n ask if Marmite on the Bellend is Painful
Gerrofffff i wouldnt waste it there..its to fooking expensive....peanut butter for the todger
Oh so now i'm not worth £1.99..Hurummph
Ohhhhhh i see you buy lidls.....tut tut
Nope i got the large Jars with gold bits in for £1.99 each from the Market in Wigan last time i was up there
Lmao
well i didnt and its bloody expensive stuff for the branded stuff.....specially if its for todger painting
ps.......grab some for me next time ya go
It will make ya Bell Pushes look all Gold n Glittery "
They already resemble jelly tots....so jelly tots with a bit of gold stuff.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex
yerrrr
you are a "veggifcukerian"...
OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole
lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat
Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol
Licking marmite off nipples aint painful.where as a butternut squash insertion can be
I think i should call NHS Direct n ask if Marmite on the Bellend is Painful
Gerrofffff i wouldnt waste it there..its to fooking expensive....peanut butter for the todger
Oh so now i'm not worth £1.99..Hurummph
Ohhhhhh i see you buy lidls.....tut tut
Nope i got the large Jars with gold bits in for £1.99 each from the Market in Wigan last time i was up there
Lmao
well i didnt and its bloody expensive stuff for the branded stuff.....specially if its for todger painting
ps.......grab some for me next time ya go
It will make ya Bell Pushes look all Gold n Glittery
They already resemble jelly tots....so jelly tots with a bit of gold stuff.... "
Oh my!..I definately need a lie down now |
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"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex
yerrrr
you are a "veggifcukerian"...
OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole
lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat
Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol
Licking marmite off nipples aint painful.where as a butternut squash insertion can be
I think i should call NHS Direct n ask if Marmite on the Bellend is Painful
Gerrofffff i wouldnt waste it there..its to fooking expensive....peanut butter for the todger
Oh so now i'm not worth £1.99..Hurummph
Ohhhhhh i see you buy lidls.....tut tut
Nope i got the large Jars with gold bits in for £1.99 each from the Market in Wigan last time i was up there
Lmao
well i didnt and its bloody expensive stuff for the branded stuff.....specially if its for todger painting
ps.......grab some for me next time ya go
It will make ya Bell Pushes look all Gold n Glittery
They already resemble jelly tots....so jelly tots with a bit of gold stuff....
Oh my!..I definately need a lie down now "
Oh i know how ya feel....my grandad always retired at this time of night |
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"Cheers Pal lol
and i was planning to nip over the Cemetary tonight n get you some Flowers. youve blown it now "
Wow.....dead flowers.....
Im gutted....prefer smothering the peanut butter meself |
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"Cheers Pal lol
and i was planning to nip over the Cemetary tonight n get you some Flowers. youve blown it now
Wow.....dead flowers.....
Im gutted....prefer smothering the peanut butter meself "
Nahh fresh as ya like, saw the cars go past this afternoon,Any type ya like as long as you dont mind being known as Rupert or RIP |
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"Cheers Pal lol
and i was planning to nip over the Cemetary tonight n get you some Flowers. youve blown it now
Wow.....dead flowers.....
Im gutted....prefer smothering the peanut butter meself
Nahh fresh as ya like, saw the cars go past this afternoon,Any type ya like as long as you dont mind being known as Rupert or RIP "
LoL....Been called worse |
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