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over a year ago
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"How much does a polar bear weigh?
Don't know
Neither do I but it's enough to break the ice
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Thats one I've been using for ages, pretty good success rate as well. Except I say "Enough to break the ice, can I buy you a drink" |
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"How much does a polar bear weigh?
Don't know
Neither do I but it's enough to break the ice
Thats one I've been using for ages, pretty good success rate as well. Except I say "Enough to break the ice, can I buy you a drink""
So that's where I've been going wrong. Note to self; remember to offer them a drink. |
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over a year ago
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"How much does a polar bear weigh?
Don't know
Neither do I but it's enough to break the ice
Thats one I've been using for ages, pretty good success rate as well. Except I say "Enough to break the ice, can I buy you a drink"
So that's where I've been going wrong. Note to self; remember to offer them a drink."
Never offer to buy a girl a drink |
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Here are a few from the cheesy to the outrageous:
'Tired baby? - Coz you bin' runnin' round my head all day! 
That dress looks great on you, but I bet it'd look even better on my bedroom floor. 
Nice legs, -what time do they open? 
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"How much does a polar bear weigh?
Don't know
Neither do I but it's enough to break the ice
Thats one I've been using for ages, pretty good success rate as well. Except I say "Enough to break the ice, can I buy you a drink"
So that's where I've been going wrong. Note to self; remember to offer them a drink.
Never offer to buy a girl a drink "
Why ever not? Has the age of chivalry passed and I haven't noticed? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never offer to buy a girl a drink
Why ever not? Has the age of chivalry passed and I haven't noticed?"
It depends if You want to be seen as a lover or provider .
Guys seem to think that women like rich men . Which is wrong they like confident men that know what they want and are not afraid to go for it
Keep your money in your pocket and don't try to buy affection |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I take you for a ride,well jump on this then.
Fancy a drink.come back to mine.
I've bought you a dress,try it on at my place.
Lovely colour lippy,can I try it with a kiss. |
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Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? (No Why?) Cuz I'm diggin' that ass!
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9...... And I'm the 1 you need.
When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?
I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?
Hey can I follow you home? ("What?") Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams.
I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together.
Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.
Hi, I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?
You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hoes on.
Hi, I'm going to have to ask you to leave! (Why?) The sign says NO SMOKING....and you are definitely SMOKIN!
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
I want you to know something but I'm too scared to tell you in person. So I'll just let the first 3 words of this sentence say it for me.
You must be a banana because I find you a peeling.
Hey, wanna come over to Myspace and Twitter with my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
Is your dad a military general? Because when you walked by, my privates snapped to attention.
Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.
I'm not a weather man, but you could expect more than a few inches tonight.
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"Dip my finger in my drink....touch the woman's sleeve with finger....utter the words...
"we must get you out of those wet clothes"
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That has the potential to be really annoying if I'm wearing dry clean only clothes.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How much does a polar bear weigh?
Don't know
Neither do I but it's enough to break the ice
Thats one I've been using for ages, pretty good success rate as well. Except I say "Enough to break the ice, can I buy you a drink"
So that's where I've been going wrong. Note to self; remember to offer them a drink.
Never offer to buy a girl a drink "
always ask for a drink instead.
shows you are all for womens equality.
mine
hey, wanna go out sometime? c'mon, lower your standards. i have |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi my name is bond
No not james,
uni bond I'm here to fill your crack.
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I had a guy get as far as hi my name is bond , when I replied what as is Basildon bond he ran. No idea why   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I must be a snow flake as I have fallen for you.
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Do you have a map? As I am and getting lost in your eyes.
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My mate has sent me over to find out if you think I am cute. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As I see it you have two choices, you could stay here, get d*unk, wake up in a tangle of sheets regretting the excess of the night before. Or you could come home with me, wake up in a tangle of sheets regretting the excess of the night before, but at least I will be there to make you breakfast. |
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"Dip my finger in my drink....touch the woman's sleeve with finger....utter the words...
"we must get you out of those wet clothes"
That has the potential to be really annoying if I'm wearing dry clean only clothes. "
Well seeing as I now know that, if you and I bumped into each other socially I would ask about the cleaning requirements of your clothes before the dip - touch - utter routine
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You remind me of a one night stand I'm about to have.
Me)Hey have you seen my new watch? It tells me if your wearing knickers and it says no.
Women) that's bollocks I am wearing them
Me) ah crap sorry its running fast
Hi I'm bull I'm from wales.
Do you have any welsh in you?
No?
Would you like some?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As I see it you have two choices, you could stay here, get d*unk, wake up in a tangle of sheets regretting the excess of the night before. Or you could come home with me, wake up in a tangle of sheets regretting the excess of the night before, but at least I will be there to make you breakfast. "
That is actually quite good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never offer to buy a girl a drink
Why ever not? Has the age of chivalry passed and I haven't noticed?
It depends if You want to be seen as a lover or provider .
Guys seem to think that women like rich men . Which is wrong they like confident men that know what they want and are not afraid to go for it
Keep your money in your pocket and don't try to buy affection "
Sorry but thats absolutely ridiculous! Just because a man buys you a drink doesn't mean he trying to buy your affection! I suppose offering you their seat or holding the door open means they think the woman is weak too??????
I like a man who is a gentleman.
Sick of this post feminist nonsense! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Never offer to buy a girl a drink
Why ever not? Has the age of chivalry passed and I haven't noticed?
It depends if You want to be seen as a lover or provider .
Guys seem to think that women like rich men . Which is wrong they like confident men that know what they want and are not afraid to go for it
Keep your money in your pocket and don't try to buy affection
Sorry but thats absolutely ridiculous! Just because a man buys you a drink doesn't mean he trying to buy your affection! I suppose offering you their seat or holding the door open means they think the woman is weak too??????
I like a man who is a gentleman.
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You aren't like most women then and you should love me then. Going by that post |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"
Never offer to buy a girl a drink
Why ever not? Has the age of chivalry passed and I haven't noticed?
It depends if You want to be seen as a lover or provider .
Guys seem to think that women like rich men . Which is wrong they like confident men that know what they want and are not afraid to go for it
Keep your money in your pocket and don't try to buy affection
Sorry but thats absolutely ridiculous! Just because a man buys you a drink doesn't mean he trying to buy your affection! I suppose offering you their seat or holding the door open means they think the woman is weak too??????
I like a man who is a gentleman.
Sick of this post feminist nonsense! "
I like a man who does this. And nothing wrong with asking "can I buy you a drink "  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Never offer to buy a girl a drink
Why ever not? Has the age of chivalry passed and I haven't noticed?
It depends if You want to be seen as a lover or provider .
Guys seem to think that women like rich men . Which is wrong they like confident men that know what they want and are not afraid to go for it
Keep your money in your pocket and don't try to buy affection
Sorry but thats absolutely ridiculous! Just because a man buys you a drink doesn't mean he trying to buy your affection! I suppose offering you their seat or holding the door open means they think the woman is weak too??????
I like a man who is a gentleman.
Sick of this post feminist nonsense!
I like a man who does this. And nothing wrong with asking "can I buy you a drink " "
So can I buy you a drink |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I am sorry for my little rant back there and we are all entitled to our opinion but I believe the reason a lot of women don't find a lot of men very 'manly' is because they seem to enjoy demasculating him!
So...I happen to enjoy being a woman. I LIKE it when a man chats me up! Its fun.... I LIKE it when he asks me out for dinner...or buys me a drink....or opens the door for me...or gives up his seat for me. I like it because it makes me feel like the woman I am and allows him to be the man he is! Not because I am incapable of any of those things or because I am after his money but because it is mutually enjoyable experience.
Rant over! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"
Never offer to buy a girl a drink
Why ever not? Has the age of chivalry passed and I haven't noticed?
It depends if You want to be seen as a lover or provider .
Guys seem to think that women like rich men . Which is wrong they like confident men that know what they want and are not afraid to go for it
Keep your money in your pocket and don't try to buy affection
Sorry but thats absolutely ridiculous! Just because a man buys you a drink doesn't mean he trying to buy your affection! I suppose offering you their seat or holding the door open means they think the woman is weak too??????
I like a man who is a gentleman.
Sick of this post feminist nonsense!
I like a man who does this. And nothing wrong with asking "can I buy you a drink "
So can I buy you a drink "
Yes please but will have to be a virtual one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"
Never offer to buy a girl a drink
Why ever not? Has the age of chivalry passed and I haven't noticed?
It depends if You want to be seen as a lover or provider .
Guys seem to think that women like rich men . Which is wrong they like confident men that know what they want and are not afraid to go for it
Keep your money in your pocket and don't try to buy affection
Sorry but thats absolutely ridiculous! Just because a man buys you a drink doesn't mean he trying to buy your affection! I suppose offering you their seat or holding the door open means they think the woman is weak too??????
I like a man who is a gentleman.
Sick of this post feminist nonsense!
I like a man who does this. And nothing wrong with asking "can I buy you a drink "
So can I buy you a drink "
With pleasure sir! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Never offer to buy a girl a drink
Why ever not? Has the age of chivalry passed and I haven't noticed?
It depends if You want to be seen as a lover or provider .
Guys seem to think that women like rich men . Which is wrong they like confident men that know what they want and are not afraid to go for it
Keep your money in your pocket and don't try to buy affection
Sorry but thats absolutely ridiculous! Just because a man buys you a drink doesn't mean he trying to buy your affection! I suppose offering you their seat or holding the door open means they think the woman is weak too??????
I like a man who is a gentleman.
You aren't like most women then and you should love me then. Going by that post "
Well shame on them. Lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"
Never offer to buy a girl a drink
Why ever not? Has the age of chivalry passed and I haven't noticed?
It depends if You want to be seen as a lover or provider .
Guys seem to think that women like rich men . Which is wrong they like confident men that know what they want and are not afraid to go for it
Keep your money in your pocket and don't try to buy affection
Sorry but thats absolutely ridiculous! Just because a man buys you a drink doesn't mean he trying to buy your affection! I suppose offering you their seat or holding the door open means they think the woman is weak too??????
I like a man who is a gentleman.
Sick of this post feminist nonsense!
I like a man who does this. And nothing wrong with asking "can I buy you a drink "
So can I buy you a drink
With pleasure sir! "
And what would the young lady like |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Never offer to buy a girl a drink
Why ever not? Has the age of chivalry passed and I haven't noticed?
It depends if You want to be seen as a lover or provider .
Guys seem to think that women like rich men . Which is wrong they like confident men that know what they want and are not afraid to go for it
Keep your money in your pocket and don't try to buy affection
Sorry but thats absolutely ridiculous! Just because a man buys you a drink doesn't mean he trying to buy your affection! I suppose offering you their seat or holding the door open means they think the woman is weak too??????
I like a man who is a gentleman.
Sick of this post feminist nonsense!
I like a man who does this. And nothing wrong with asking "can I buy you a drink "
So can I buy you a drink
Yes please but will have to be a virtual one "
Virtual drink? Does that mean I have to save you liquid standing up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"
Never offer to buy a girl a drink
Why ever not? Has the age of chivalry passed and I haven't noticed?
It depends if You want to be seen as a lover or provider .
Guys seem to think that women like rich men . Which is wrong they like confident men that know what they want and are not afraid to go for it
Keep your money in your pocket and don't try to buy affection
Sorry but thats absolutely ridiculous! Just because a man buys you a drink doesn't mean he trying to buy your affection! I suppose offering you their seat or holding the door open means they think the woman is weak too??????
I like a man who is a gentleman.
Sick of this post feminist nonsense!
I like a man who does this. And nothing wrong with asking "can I buy you a drink "
So can I buy you a drink
With pleasure sir!
And what would the young lady like "
Glass of sancerre please! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"
Never offer to buy a girl a drink
Why ever not? Has the age of chivalry passed and I haven't noticed?
It depends if You want to be seen as a lover or provider .
Guys seem to think that women like rich men . Which is wrong they like confident men that know what they want and are not afraid to go for it
Keep your money in your pocket and don't try to buy affection
Sorry but thats absolutely ridiculous! Just because a man buys you a drink doesn't mean he trying to buy your affection! I suppose offering you their seat or holding the door open means they think the woman is weak too??????
I like a man who is a gentleman.
Sick of this post feminist nonsense!
I like a man who does this. And nothing wrong with asking "can I buy you a drink "
So can I buy you a drink
With pleasure sir!
And what would the young lady like
Glass of sancerre please!"
Coming right up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Doors should be opened for ladies / chairs pulled out and costs offered if the lady is cold its the way things should be.
If you offer a lady a drink its just because you want to not that you think you stand to gain anything out of it.. |
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"Doors should be opened for ladies / chairs pulled out and costs offered if the lady is cold its the way things should be.
If you offer a lady a drink its just because you want to not that you think you stand to gain anything out of it.."
Conversation out of it I would like. Anything else is a bonus, but not my intention.
Also don't you mean "coat" not costs? Lol. Save costs for when you get serious/married, lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am sorry for my little rant back there and we are all entitled to our opinion but I believe the reason a lot of women don't find a lot of men very 'manly' is because they seem to enjoy demasculating him!
So...I happen to enjoy being a woman. I LIKE it when a man chats me up! Its fun.... I LIKE it when he asks me out for dinner...or buys me a drink....or opens the door for me...or gives up his seat for me. I like it because it makes me feel like the woman I am and allows him to be the man he is! Not because I am incapable of any of those things or because I am after his money but because it is mutually enjoyable experience.
Rant over! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is that a party going on in your mouth, can i cum!
I am sorry Kim, what did you say. I was lost in your eyes 
I always look into a guys eyes as he cums x"
Becareful when you do that as a guy may not have a good aim and may hit you in the eye, lol. Also that sounds so sexy and hot |
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over a year ago
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"Is that a party going on in your mouth, can i cum!
I am sorry Kim, what did you say. I was lost in your eyes
I always look into a guys eyes as he cums x
Becareful when you do that as a guy may not have a good aim and may hit you in the eye, lol. Also that sounds so sexy and hot "
Always where glasses for bukkakes lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is that a party going on in your mouth, can i cum!
I am sorry Kim, what did you say. I was lost in your eyes
I always look into a guys eyes as he cums x
Becareful when you do that as a guy may not have a good aim and may hit you in the eye, lol. Also that sounds so sexy and hot
Always where glasses for bukkakes lol!"
Some may go on the forehead and dribble down though, lol. Secondly you probably look even more hot in glasses (if that's possible  ). Anyway I think we are hogging the forum. PM me x |
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