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"mr bean
red or brown sauce on a sausage sarnie
Brown
Lick a tramps armpit or foot Armpit!
Suck a cheesy cock or lick a fishy fanny?
Cheesy cock....
Suck a pussy with thrush or gonorrhoea "
And I'll put away my sour cream dip now 
Thrush, but just a mild case please.
Eat someone else's scab or toenails?? |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"mr bean
red or brown sauce on a sausage sarnie
Brown
Lick a tramps armpit or foot Armpit!
Suck a cheesy cock or lick a fishy fanny?
Cheesy cock....
Suck a pussy with thrush or gonorrhoea
And I'll put away my sour cream dip now
Thrush, but just a mild case please.
Eat someone else's scab or toenails??"
Toenails..
Lick a shitty bum or a farty bum? |
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"mr bean
red or brown sauce on a sausage sarnie
Brown
Lick a tramps armpit or foot Armpit!
Suck a cheesy cock or lick a fishy fanny?
Cheesy cock....
Suck a pussy with thrush or gonorrhoea
And I'll put away my sour cream dip now
Thrush, but just a mild case please.
Eat someone else's scab or toenails??Toenails..
Lick a shitty bum or a farty bum?"
Farty bum,,,,
Drink vomit or drink day old piss |
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"This is so gross but yet I can't stop reading it (now off to google what a fanny with blue waffle is!) 
This makes me happy!!  "
Least I'm not the only twisted mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is so gross but yet I can't stop reading it (now off to google what a fanny with blue waffle is!)
This makes me happy!! "
Ohhhhhh my eyes....the blue waffle explanation came with a photo *shudder*  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is so gross but yet I can't stop reading it (now off to google what a fanny with blue waffle is!)
This makes me happy!!
Ohhhhhh my eyes....the blue waffle explanation came with a photo *shudder* "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Moving on....
Only fools and horses or friends?"
Friends...
Would you rather eat a mushroom that held the answers to everything, but you have 24 hours to live
Or
Eat a bacon sandwich that made you the stupidest, witless, unluckiest person in earth and your life will be 209 years long |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eat the mushroom. You can get a lot accomplished in 24hrs. 
Would you rather die by quad norking (ie suffication) or die trying to collect all the money in the world from a pit filled with scorpions? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Quad Norking
Tie up Jezebel and cover in glue and feathers or tie down Rugby and flog
Why does Ruggers get the flogging?? Not fair  "
Cause I knew you'd enjoy the flogging  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would you rather be a penguin that doesn't like the taste of fish
Or
The most delicious chicken the world has ever known?"
The penguin.
Sumo wrestle naked with Susan Boyle or the guy from the go compare advert. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would you rather be a penguin that doesn't like the taste of fish
Or
The most delicious chicken the world has ever known?
The penguin.
Sumo wrestle naked with Susan Boyle or the guy from the go compare advert. "
The go compare man!
Sex in the rain or snow |
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"Would you rather be a penguin that doesn't like the taste of fish
Or
The most delicious chicken the world has ever known?
The penguin.
Sumo wrestle naked with Susan Boyle or the guy from the go compare advert.
The go compare man!
Sex in the rain or snow"
Sex in the snow - I'd get it more often
See your boss whilst out dogging or your other halfs best friend? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would you rather be a penguin that doesn't like the taste of fish
Or
The most delicious chicken the world has ever known?
The penguin.
Sumo wrestle naked with Susan Boyle or the guy from the go compare advert.
The go compare man!
Sex in the rain or snow
Sex in the snow - I'd get it more often
See your boss whilst out dogging or your other halfs best friend? "
See my boss, so I could blackmail the prick.
Wipe Ralgex on your gentalia or chili sauce in your eye? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clotted cream
clotted cream
full English breakfast or continental 
Continental
Orgasm or squirting
orgasm
red or white wine"
white
death by chocolate or a heart attack while having sex with a gorgeous man/woman! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clotted cream
clotted cream
full English breakfast or continental
Continental
Orgasm or squirting
orgasm
red or white wine
white
death by chocolate or a heart attack while having sex with a gorgeous man/woman!"
Chocolate as you didn't say amazing sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clotted cream
clotted cream
full English breakfast or continental
Continental
Orgasm or squirting
orgasm
red or white wine
white
death by chocolate or a heart attack while having sex with a gorgeous man/woman!
Chocolate as you didn't say amazing sex "
sex
play or the cinema
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clotted cream
clotted cream
full English breakfast or continental
Continental
Orgasm or squirting
orgasm
red or white wine
white
death by chocolate or a heart attack while having sex with a gorgeous man/woman!
Chocolate as you didn't say amazing sex "
that's true :P but I am sure it would be as amazing if you make it amazing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clotted cream
clotted cream
full English breakfast or continental
Continental
Orgasm or squirting
orgasm
red or white wine
white
death by chocolate or a heart attack while having sex with a gorgeous man/woman!
Chocolate as you didn't say amazing sex
that's true :P but I am sure it would be as amazing if you make it amazing!"
very true
fish chips and mushy peas or seared scallops with black pudding and mint pea puree |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clotted cream
clotted cream
full English breakfast or continental
Continental
Orgasm or squirting
orgasm
red or white wine
white
death by chocolate or a heart attack while having sex with a gorgeous man/woman!
Chocolate as you didn't say amazing sex
that's true :P but I am sure it would be as amazing if you make it amazing!
very true
fish chips and mushy peas or seared scallops with black pudding and mint pea puree "
fish, chips and peas yum!
Stay in and read a book or go out and get d*unk! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clotted cream
clotted cream
full English breakfast or continental
Continental
Orgasm or squirting
orgasm
red or white wine
white
death by chocolate or a heart attack while having sex with a gorgeous man/woman!
Chocolate as you didn't say amazing sex
that's true :P but I am sure it would be as amazing if you make it amazing!
very true
fish chips and mushy peas or seared scallops with black pudding and mint pea puree
fish, chips and peas yum!
Stay in and read a book or go out and get d*unk!"
read a good book
a nice walk through the woods or ride a bike instead |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fat
Boobs or arse
Arse
Kermit or Miss Piggy
Kermit.. White or dark chocolate.
Dark chocolate
Salt n pepper ribs or vindaloo ?
Ps can I bite your bum?"
vindaloo
Holiday abroad or UK? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fat
Boobs or arse
Arse
Kermit or Miss Piggy
Kermit.. White or dark chocolate.
Dark chocolate
Salt n pepper ribs or vindaloo ?
Ps can I bite your bum?
vindaloo
Holiday abroad or UK?"
Bite my bum I like having my bum spanked and bitten lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OMG why the fuck did we feel the need to look up a Blue Waffle, feel physically sick...
Gonna have to cancel that Just Eat order now....
Sick, just sick eeeeeeeh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A nice walk through woods
Heels or flats
flats because I enjoy walks through the woods :P
Dinner out and at home?"
difficult one as i love cooking and love eating out
out first time
full fat cream or creame frieche and nite that uht milk as its shite sorry i lapsed in father Ted i love my brick.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gin and tonic
Lemon wedges or sliced.
lemon wedges
cadburys cream egg or poached egg "
Poached
Would you rather be the worst ever player at a World Cup
Or
Be the best footballer in Tibet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gin and tonic
Lemon wedges or sliced.
lemon wedges
cadburys cream egg or poached egg
Poached
Would you rather be the worst ever player at a World Cup
Or
Be the best footballer in Tibet?"
worst in the world cup
harry potter or lord of the rings |
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"Gin and tonic
Lemon wedges or sliced.
lemon wedges
cadburys cream egg or poached egg
Poached
Would you rather be the worst ever player at a World Cup
Or
Be the best footballer in Tibet?
worst in the world cup
harry potter or lord of the rings "
Lord of the rings
Punched in nuts or nuts trapped in zip? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gin and tonic
Lemon wedges or sliced.
lemon wedges
cadburys cream egg or poached egg
Poached
Would you rather be the worst ever player at a World Cup
Or
Be the best footballer in Tibet?
worst in the world cup
harry potter or lord of the rings
Lord of the rings
Punched in nuts or nuts trapped in zip?"
punch any day
peter Kay or borat
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gin and tonic
Lemon wedges or sliced.
lemon wedges
cadburys cream egg or poached egg
Poached
Would you rather be the worst ever player at a World Cup
Or
Be the best footballer in Tibet?
worst in the world cup
harry potter or lord of the rings
Lord of the rings
Punched in nuts or nuts trapped in zip?
punch any day
peter Kay or borat
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Borat
Lick the floor of a public toilet or the floor of the local knocking shop??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gin and tonic
Lemon wedges or sliced.
lemon wedges
cadburys cream egg or poached egg
Poached
Would you rather be the worst ever player at a World Cup
Or
Be the best footballer in Tibet?
worst in the world cup
harry potter or lord of the rings
Lord of the rings
Punched in nuts or nuts trapped in zip?
punch any day
peter Kay or borat
Borat
Lick the floor of a public toilet or the floor of the local knocking shop??? "
neither but for the game knocking shop
to lick or nibble
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gin and tonic
Lemon wedges or sliced.
lemon wedges
cadburys cream egg or poached egg
Poached
Would you rather be the worst ever player at a World Cup
Or
Be the best footballer in Tibet?
worst in the world cup
harry potter or lord of the rings
Lord of the rings
Punched in nuts or nuts trapped in zip?
punch any day
peter Kay or borat
Borat
Lick the floor of a public toilet or the floor of the local knocking shop??? "
Knocking shop (how dirty can a door knocker shop be?)
Would you rather ejaculate one massive sperm the size of an anchovy
Or
Cum custard out of your ears every time a woman looks at you?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I could it would be the ejaculation of the anchovy.
Get spanked with a leather belt or tied down and tickled with feathers. "
tied down please
is there a blindfold option
kiss or lick |
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