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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Only bones ive broken were my collar bone and had a stress fracture to my foot from doing too much drill when i was in the ATC
So what have you lot broken? |
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One toe. Pissed as a fart. Kicked the wooden bar barefoot trying to escape my friend who was attempting to throw a bucket of cold water over my head.
He still got me. 
Ah how I miss running my own pub. Good times, excluding the broken toe ! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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have broken about 5mm of bone off the end of one of my fingers lol.
thats it in nearly 40 years of life, which saying i have been in 2 bad car accidents, isnt bad going |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only bones ive broken were my collar bone and had a stress fracture to my foot from doing too much drill when i was in the ATC
So what have you lot broken?"
My nose, while at school, when involved in a fight. He punched me after the teacher had broken us up...!!! I was fuming but couldn't do anything!!
I was internally excluded for 2 days and couldn't go on a trip somewhere. I was actually a bit of a swot at school, so the looks of disappointment I received from my teachers when they'd walk past the desk i was sat at, outside the heads office, hurt way more than the punch.
Don't think I've had a fight since - unless naked pillow fights count...
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By *W69Couple
over a year ago
Bournemouth |
T nothing more than a few nails
M - embarrassingly quite a lot!
Both wrists, (twice) both left and right fibulas (twice), Tallas, various ribs and fingers... Hopefully that's it! Was like a walking (or not as the case may be) plaster cast!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i was tested for brittle bones when i was a kid . i was never out of plaster for many years the conclusion was i was just a clumsy kid lol  its true"
Snap.. my mother was also investigated for possible abuse. Till I tripped in the waiting room while they talked to my mum and badly bruised my face and finger. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Leg when I feel off a rope swing when I was 10. then Both arms, collar bone, several ribs, leg in 3 places, some toes, couple of fingers and some other bits all in one go lol |
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By *W69Couple
over a year ago
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"i was tested for brittle bones when i was a kid . i was never out of plaster for many years the conclusion was i was just a clumsy kid lol its true
Snap.. my mother was also investigated for possible abuse. Till I tripped in the waiting room while they talked to my mum and badly bruised my face and finger. "
I had a bone density scan too as I was constantly breaking bits of me, was told I was just unlucky and nothing wrong with them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I broke my arm in three places and both feet rescuing orphans from a burning, tiger infested building. "
I rescued orphans from a burning, tiger infested building WITH broken arms, legs, ribs & a fractured skull!!
Bloody Tigers, why cant they use the ashtrays!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I broke my arm in three places and both feet rescuing orphans from a burning, tiger infested building.
I rescued orphans from a burning, tiger infested building WITH broken arms, legs, ribs & a fractured skull!!
Bloody Tigers, why cant they use the ashtrays!! "
Haha!
So that was you I had to go back in for and carry out? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I broke my collarbone falling down a hill taking "shortcut" one day, it still doesn't look right years later.
Had my nose broken when I was 13 by a 28 year old guy for wearing the wrong coloured football shirt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I broke my arm in three places and both feet rescuing orphans from a burning, tiger infested building.
I rescued orphans from a burning, tiger infested building WITH broken arms, legs, ribs & a fractured skull!!
Bloody Tigers, why cant they use the ashtrays!!
Haha!
So that was you I had to go back in for and carry out? "
Lolz
Yep, but that was after I went back in to save the
tigers!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I broke my arm in three places and both feet rescuing orphans from a burning, tiger infested building.
I rescued orphans from a burning, tiger infested building WITH broken arms, legs, ribs & a fractured skull!!
Bloody Tigers, why cant they use the ashtrays!!
Haha!
So that was you I had to go back in for and carry out? "
See.....this is why I love the forums!! xxxxx  xxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I broke my arm in three places and both feet rescuing orphans from a burning, tiger infested building.
I rescued orphans from a burning, tiger infested building WITH broken arms, legs, ribs & a fractured skull!!
Bloody Tigers, why cant they use the ashtrays!!
Haha!
So that was you I had to go back in for and carry out?
Lolz
Yep, but that was after I went back in to save the
tigers!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Several toes
Thumb (twice, same one!)
Fractured ribs
Twisted spine and dislocated shoulder (which apparently almost caused a break in my spine)
Plus a few others
95% horse related  |
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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago
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Np bokens broken or fractured.
I am not a good patient if in pain. They would have to sedate me before they could touch me.
I had the implant and was very scared. He kept poking it and I was getting rather rude abrupt and cross with him. I told him to stop poking it. He told me he had to check it was in. I think I reminded him he put it in there so of course it was bloody in there!
I did have a cry on the way home |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Several toes
Thumb (twice, same one!)
Fractured ribs
Twisted spine and dislocated shoulder (which apparently almost caused a break in my spine)
Plus a few others
95% horse related "
Mine was one motorbike crash |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fractured one wrist and fucked the ligaments in the other falling off my bike. The ligaments took longer to heal. Life gets complicated when you do both at the same time.
Fractured some ribs on a couple of occassions, once bounce off a car, the other stage diving at a gig.
Think that's it
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"Only bones ive broken were my collar bone and had a stress fracture to my foot from doing too much drill when i was in the ATC
So what have you lot broken?"
i was in the atc .. no girls allowed at that time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most of em 
Skull
Nose three times
Both collar bones
Right arm twice
Three fingers
Left wrist
Two ribs
Left hip
Both kneecaps twice + drilled through my left one ... Dont ask
Left lower leg
Left ankle has a pin
Three toes on left
Little toe on right
Lucky Gary |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Only bones ive broken were my collar bone and had a stress fracture to my foot from doing too much drill when i was in the ATC
So what have you lot broken?"
Only ever broken two ribs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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just a toe on each foot, left one first, broke it when I was doing roly polys down a hill, got it caught in a rabbit hole...... right one a week later, doing the same thing..... and the same bloody rabbit hole!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmmm be easier to say what I haven't broke
lol either way whats the list "
Ok what I've broken.
Both ankles(right pinned), left kneecap, 7 ribs (3 plated), all fingers, left wrist, right hand, collar bone, jaw, cheek and a metal plate in forehead to  .
Think that's all, I lose count, think I best start planning my funeral at this rate  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Liz has broken todate :-
Skull, both orbital lobes
Left arm twice (3 ops)
Right arm twice
Left leg broken knee and ruputured cruciate ligament(reconstructed)
Right leg broken knee and cartlidge trimmed
All my toes (horses have restricted sight when it comes to your feet lol)
Ribs numerous
Nose
Cheek /eye socket cracked
But her major problem is hyper mobile joints, darent let her do the Okey jokey... |
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i broke all my ribs falling off a death slide ..well i didt exactly fall off ..i forgot to take hold before i jumped off ...i know ehhh ??? ... still baffles me to this day how i done that but reckon i was just in too much of a hurry for the adrenalin rush !!! the punches in my back to start my breathing again soon took the buzz out of it !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My right ankle 6 times.
My left wrist - full dislocation and operation to pull back into place.
Chipped my right knee cap
Cracked a few ribs.
Cracked my skull at school
Neck injury n not a break but lost of muscle damage. Left me partially paralysed on right side for nearly a week. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nose 3 times
Collarbone 2 times
Shoulder blade
Wrist
3 vertebrae
Hand twice
Multiple fingers
Tibia
Fibia
Ankle
Both feet
6 toes
Gotta love a life involving motorbikes and rugby! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"just a toe on each foot, left one first, broke it when I was doing roly polys down a hill, got it caught in a rabbit hole...... right one a week later, doing the same thing..... and the same bloody rabbit hole!!!
Not laughing because it must've been painful; no, definitely not!! "
I can hear you sniggering...... |
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I've broken my foot, toe and wrist through work, my fingers, dislocated my thumb, fingers and jaw as well as having a few teeth knocked out that's apart from concussion cuts split tongue all in aide to keep fit playing water-polo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only bones ive broken were my collar bone and had a stress fracture to my foot from doing too much drill when i was in the ATC
So what have you lot broken?"
Nothing, I drink full fat milk. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
toes, metatarsal, wrist in 3 places, hip, ribs, damaged knee ligament, ripped muscles, dislocated shoulder, shredded nerves tendons and muscle in my hand...
I have my own ambulance and hospital room now!!! |
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By *enithWoman
over a year ago
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Broke my neck in 5 places in a car accident .... in a coma for 10 days, head traction for 4 weeks followed by 2 months full body brace
Thanks to the fantastic surgeons and staff at Stoke Mandeville, made a full recovery well apart from a slight twinge when weather cold
also put my jaw out too
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