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Best Piece of Advice You've received
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So what's the piece of advice that stays with you?
My Dad always said "the glass is half full not half empty."
My Grandad - "treat others, as you would want them to treat you."
And my best friend - never stay with a man who leaves the toilet seat up !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My Dad (r.i.p) once told me that when on a night out always tear the corner off the note you use to pay for your round.If they say you only gave a £10 and not a£20 you just say you have a £20 note in your till but I have its corner 
Its happened to me only once but great advice pops  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My friend in primary school told me if your hot in bed, take your socks off. It may seem obvious now, but I was like ten at The time and it really was the best piece of advice I'd received lol. Lauz xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Drop the foreign accent and speak like a BBC newsreader in order to get ahead in this part of the world, given to me by my EFL teacher back in 1979 when I came to UK to attend boarding school. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a) if someone says"i am crap at lying so I don't lie" they're fucking lying
b) the people you need to be wary of are the ones who keep telling you things you like hearing.
c) DFIU- don't fuck it up!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Drop the foreign accent and speak like a BBC newsreader in order to get ahead in this part of the world, given to me by my EFL teacher back in 1979 when I came to UK to attend boarding school. "
Did you do it? Did it work? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mother also gave me 3 more pearls of wisdom,
When you reach 50,
Never trust a fart.
Never pass a toilet always use it.
If you get an erection, use it, even if you are alone ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mother also gave me 3 more pearls of wisdom,
When you reach 50,
Never trust a fart.
Never pass a toilet always use it.
If you get an erection, use it, even if you are alone !"
as old fella i used to work with gave me the same advice.
when you get an erection, use it, you never know if its your last |
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"My mum....learn how to cook you don't want your man going else where for his dinner! "
 deep advice
oldskool but they say The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...
or knife through his heart  joke. |
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"My dad said , manners maketh a man . so i always say please and thankyou .Even when i know its going to go over the recipients head sometimes . "
Please don't punch me in the face? Thankyou for only punching one side of my face ? xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my grandad always told me "never go to bed on an argument"
grandparents have been married 50 + years
They manage by thumping seven kinds of shite out of each other before bed time."
LOL!!! But great advice!  |
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