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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So, first Xmas and new year off work in quiet a few years and I spent it doing fuck all. Loved every minute of it.
So all you lot who stayed in I thought we'd stay in together, I've got the remote and a bottle of bucks fizz (Oh yes) John Bishop is on the telly (guilty pleasure) but you decide what happens after the shows finished and the bottles empty. Someone liven up 2014 for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So, first Xmas and new year off work in quiet a few years and I spent it doing fuck all. Loved every minute of it.
So all you lot who stayed in I thought we'd stay in together, I've got the remote and a bottle of bucks fizz (Oh yes) John Bishop is on the telly (guilty pleasure) but you decide what happens after the shows finished and the bottles empty. Someone liven up 2014 for me "
Play Twister! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So, first Xmas and new year off work in quiet a few years and I spent it doing fuck all. Loved every minute of it.
So all you lot who stayed in I thought we'd stay in together, I've got the remote and a bottle of bucks fizz (Oh yes) John Bishop is on the telly (guilty pleasure) but you decide what happens after the shows finished and the bottles empty. Someone liven up 2014 for me
Play Twister!"
Twister on your own is crap.... You can't spin AND move!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So, first Xmas and new year off work in quiet a few years and I spent it doing fuck all. Loved every minute of it.
So all you lot who stayed in I thought we'd stay in together, I've got the remote and a bottle of bucks fizz (Oh yes) John Bishop is on the telly (guilty pleasure) but you decide what happens after the shows finished and the bottles empty. Someone liven up 2014 for me "
First Christmas and new year off, for me in 7 year and I was in bed by 1am stone cold sober!!! Wild! Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooh I've got him on too although I wasn't really watching it... Drinking vodka & , feeling pretty tipsy now  "
Funny, you said you were watching midget porn! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So, first Xmas and new year off work in quiet a few years and I spent it doing fuck all. Loved every minute of it.
So all you lot who stayed in I thought we'd stay in together, I've got the remote and a bottle of bucks fizz (Oh yes) John Bishop is on the telly (guilty pleasure) but you decide what happens after the shows finished and the bottles empty. Someone liven up 2014 for me
First Christmas and new year off, for me in 7 year and I was in bed by 1am stone cold sober!!! Wild! Lol "
Where was my invite!? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have had orange truffle Baileys. I am now drinking bubbly stuff. I am pished and am watching Iron Man 3.
After? Er, no idea."
Lady wank over Robert Downey Jr? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooh I've got him on too although I wasn't really watching it... Drinking vodka & , feeling pretty tipsy now
Funny, you said you were watching midget porn! "
yeah on my phone not tv ???? oh and I didn't mention midgets!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooh I've got him on too although I wasn't really watching it... Drinking vodka & , feeling pretty tipsy now
Funny, you said you were watching midget porn! yeah on my phone not tv ???? oh and I didn't mention midgets!! "
Well. Ya wouldn't would ya! But I know you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have had orange truffle Baileys. I am now drinking bubbly stuff. I am pished and am watching Iron Man 3.
After? Er, no idea.
Lady wank over Robert Downey Jr?
Not my type  "
Pop dvd in the post, I'll gladly oblige x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooh I've got him on too although I wasn't really watching it... Drinking vodka & , feeling pretty tipsy now
Funny, you said you were watching midget porn! yeah on my phone not tv ???? oh and I didn't mention midgets!!
Well. Ya wouldn't would ya! But I know you "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooh I've got him on too although I wasn't really watching it... Drinking vodka & , feeling pretty tipsy now
Funny, you said you were watching midget porn! yeah on my phone not tv ???? oh and I didn't mention midgets!!
Well. Ya wouldn't would ya! But I know you
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I want one of the what's app smileys with the crying laughter face..... Is it just coincidence that there's a midget on John bishops show??  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in bed. Rock n roll!
Mate I just can't keep up with your rock n roll lifestyle. How are we even friends??
 my thoughts exactly 
Pffffft"
Want some company |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I'm in bed. Rock n roll!
Mate I just can't keep up with your rock n roll lifestyle. How are we even friends??
my thoughts exactly
Pffffft
Want some company "
Ok give me 5 to take my face pack off and remove the cucumber from my eyes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in bed. Rock n roll!
Mate I just can't keep up with your rock n roll lifestyle. How are we even friends??
my thoughts exactly
Pffffft
Want some company
Ok give me 5 to take my face pack off and remove the cucumber from my eyes. "
Did you save the rest of it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" midget here.
...do i count as a live, walking, talking porn of a man?
You can be whatever you wanna be my friend x"
Oooh, can i be a pair of slippers and socks?
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I'm in bed. Rock n roll!
Mate I just can't keep up with your rock n roll lifestyle. How are we even friends??
my thoughts exactly
Pffffft
Want some company
Ok give me 5 to take my face pack off and remove the cucumber from my eyes.
Did you save the rest of it? "
I did yes. Would you like it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" midget here.
...do i count as a live, walking, talking porn of a man?
You can be whatever you wanna be my friend x
Oooh, can i be a pair of slippers and socks?
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Within reason!
Of all the things you could've picked, you picked slippers and socks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in bed. Rock n roll!
Mate I just can't keep up with your rock n roll lifestyle. How are we even friends??
my thoughts exactly
Pffffft
Want some company
Ok give me 5 to take my face pack off and remove the cucumber from my eyes.
Did you save the rest of it?
I did yes. Would you like it?"
Yes please |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I'm in bed. Rock n roll!
Ya do know that I can officially change my name again now and put Rock'n'Roll Ain't Noise Pollution on my seductive bedroom sound system  "
Do it
I get to change mine when I get up in the morning. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I'm in bed. Rock n roll!
Mate I just can't keep up with your rock n roll lifestyle. How are we even friends??
my thoughts exactly
Pffffft
Want some company
Ok give me 5 to take my face pack off and remove the cucumber from my eyes.
Did you save the rest of it?
I did yes. Would you like it?
Yes please "
Cool. I'll carve it into a special shape for you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in bed. Rock n roll!
Ya do know that I can officially change my name again now and put Rock'n'Roll Ain't Noise Pollution on my seductive bedroom sound system "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in bed. Rock n roll!
Mate I just can't keep up with your rock n roll lifestyle. How are we even friends??
my thoughts exactly
Pffffft
Want some company
Ok give me 5 to take my face pack off and remove the cucumber from my eyes.
Did you save the rest of it?
I did yes. Would you like it?
Yes please
Cool. I'll carve it into a special shape for you. "
I dread to think what you could possibly carve it into |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I'm in bed. Rock n roll!
Mate I just can't keep up with your rock n roll lifestyle. How are we even friends??
my thoughts exactly
Pffffft
Want some company
Ok give me 5 to take my face pack off and remove the cucumber from my eyes.
Did you save the rest of it?
I did yes. Would you like it?
Yes please
Cool. I'll carve it into a special shape for you.
I dread to think what you could possibly carve it into"
It's a double ender in case Tease wanted to share it. One end has a finger and a really fat thumb. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"It was a Still Game marathon for me , next to the fire with a Glayva or two ( and a few tears remembering past Hogmanay's)
Have you been first footed yet?
Does it count if it's a cat?"
Only if it had a lump of coal in its mouth. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in bed. Rock n roll!
Mate I just can't keep up with your rock n roll lifestyle. How are we even friends??
my thoughts exactly
Pffffft
Want some company
Ok give me 5 to take my face pack off and remove the cucumber from my eyes.
Did you save the rest of it?
I did yes. Would you like it?
Yes please
Cool. I'll carve it into a special shape for you.
I dread to think what you could possibly carve it into
It's a double ender in case Tease wanted to share it. One end has a finger and a really fat thumb. "
And the other end?? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I'm in bed. Rock n roll!
Mate I just can't keep up with your rock n roll lifestyle. How are we even friends??
my thoughts exactly
Pffffft
Want some company
Ok give me 5 to take my face pack off and remove the cucumber from my eyes.
Did you save the rest of it?
I did yes. Would you like it?
Yes please
Cool. I'll carve it into a special shape for you.
I dread to think what you could possibly carve it into
It's a double ender in case Tease wanted to share it. One end has a finger and a really fat thumb.
And the other end?? "
A carving of my face  |
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"It was a Still Game marathon for me , next to the fire with a Glayva or two ( and a few tears remembering past Hogmanay's)
Have you been first footed yet?
Does it count if it's a cat?
Only if it had a lump of coal in its mouth. "
Well then no I have yet to be footed! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"It was a Still Game marathon for me , next to the fire with a Glayva or two ( and a few tears remembering past Hogmanay's)
Have you been first footed yet?
Does it count if it's a cat?
Only if it had a lump of coal in its mouth.
Well then no I have yet to be footed! "
If I set off now. I may make 2015 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in bed. Rock n roll!
Mate I just can't keep up with your rock n roll lifestyle. How are we even friends??
my thoughts exactly
Pffffft
Want some company
Ok give me 5 to take my face pack off and remove the cucumber from my eyes.
Did you save the rest of it?
I did yes. Would you like it?
Yes please
Cool. I'll carve it into a special shape for you.
I dread to think what you could possibly carve it into
It's a double ender in case Tease wanted to share it. One end has a finger and a really fat thumb.
And the other end??
A carving of my face "
Did you carve the lines ok? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in bed. Rock n roll!
Mate I just can't keep up with your rock n roll lifestyle. How are we even friends??
my thoughts exactly
Pffffft
Want some company
Ok give me 5 to take my face pack off and remove the cucumber from my eyes.
Did you save the rest of it?
I did yes. Would you like it?
Yes please
Cool. I'll carve it into a special shape for you.
I dread to think what you could possibly carve it into
It's a double ender in case Tease wanted to share it. One end has a finger and a really fat thumb.
And the other end??
A carving of my face
Did you carve the lines ok? "
I carved a few |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I'm in bed. Rock n roll!
Mate I just can't keep up with your rock n roll lifestyle. How are we even friends??
my thoughts exactly
Pffffft
Want some company
Ok give me 5 to take my face pack off and remove the cucumber from my eyes.
Did you save the rest of it?
I did yes. Would you like it?
Yes please
Cool. I'll carve it into a special shape for you.
I dread to think what you could possibly carve it into
It's a double ender in case Tease wanted to share it. One end has a finger and a really fat thumb.
And the other end??
A carving of my face
Did you carve the lines ok? "
Yea laughter lines are always tricky |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in bed. Rock n roll!
Mate I just can't keep up with your rock n roll lifestyle. How are we even friends??
my thoughts exactly
Pffffft
Want some company
Ok give me 5 to take my face pack off and remove the cucumber from my eyes.
Did you save the rest of it?
I did yes. Would you like it?
Yes please
Cool. I'll carve it into a special shape for you.
I dread to think what you could possibly carve it into
It's a double ender in case Tease wanted to share it. One end has a finger and a really fat thumb.
And the other end??
A carving of my face
Did you carve the lines ok?
I carved a few"
Why do I get the feeling we're not thinking along the same lines?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in bed. Rock n roll!
Mate I just can't keep up with your rock n roll lifestyle. How are we even friends??
my thoughts exactly
Pffffft
Want some company
Ok give me 5 to take my face pack off and remove the cucumber from my eyes.
Did you save the rest of it?
I did yes. Would you like it?
Yes please
Cool. I'll carve it into a special shape for you.
I dread to think what you could possibly carve it into
It's a double ender in case Tease wanted to share it. One end has a finger and a really fat thumb.
And the other end??
A carving of my face
Did you carve the lines ok?
Yea laughter lines are always tricky "
Laughter lines? Hun, nothing can be THAT funny |
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"It was a Still Game marathon for me , next to the fire with a Glayva or two ( and a few tears remembering past Hogmanay's)
Have you been first footed yet?
Does it count if it's a cat?
Only if it had a lump of coal in its mouth.
Well then no I have yet to be footed!
If I set off now. I may make 2015 "
That depends if you're walking...would you walk 500 miles? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"It was a Still Game marathon for me , next to the fire with a Glayva or two ( and a few tears remembering past Hogmanay's)
Have you been first footed yet?
Does it count if it's a cat?
Only if it had a lump of coal in its mouth.
Well then no I have yet to be footed!
If I set off now. I may make 2015
That depends if you're walking...would you walk 500 miles? "
And 500 more
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
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"It was a Still Game marathon for me , next to the fire with a Glayva or two ( and a few tears remembering past Hogmanay's)
Have you been first footed yet?
Does it count if it's a cat?
Only if it had a lump of coal in its mouth.
Well then no I have yet to be footed!
If I set off now. I may make 2015
That depends if you're walking...would you walk 500 miles?
And 500 more
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
"
And be the man to walk 1000 miles and fall down at my door?
What use are you going to be to me then?! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"It was a Still Game marathon for me , next to the fire with a Glayva or two ( and a few tears remembering past Hogmanay's)
Have you been first footed yet?
Does it count if it's a cat?
Only if it had a lump of coal in its mouth.
Well then no I have yet to be footed!
If I set off now. I may make 2015
That depends if you're walking...would you walk 500 miles?
And 500 more
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
And be the man to walk 1000 miles and fall down at my door?
What use are you going to be to me then?! "
You could laugh at my ginger hair and milk bottle specs. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"It was a Still Game marathon for me , next to the fire with a Glayva or two ( and a few tears remembering past Hogmanay's)
Have you been first footed yet?
Does it count if it's a cat?
Only if it had a lump of coal in its mouth.
Well then no I have yet to be footed!
If I set off now. I may make 2015
That depends if you're walking...would you walk 500 miles?
And 500 more
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
And be the man to walk 1000 miles and fall down at my door?
What use are you going to be to me then?! "
He could bring you a burger. |
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"I'm in bed. Rock n roll!
Ya do know that I can officially change my name again now and put Rock'n'Roll Ain't Noise Pollution on my seductive bedroom sound system
Do it
I get to change mine when I get up in the morning. "
My official stalkers licence is in the post allegedly  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im happily tucked up in bed and planning on going sleep soon so enjoy xx
Think I will join you (not literally of course as I don't have a fudgina)
Nite nite all x "
Night night xxx |
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"It was a Still Game marathon for me , next to the fire with a Glayva or two ( and a few tears remembering past Hogmanay's)
Have you been first footed yet?
Does it count if it's a cat?
Only if it had a lump of coal in its mouth.
Well then no I have yet to be footed!
If I set off now. I may make 2015
That depends if you're walking...would you walk 500 miles?
And 500 more
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
And be the man to walk 1000 miles and fall down at my door?
What use are you going to be to me then?!
You could laugh at my ginger hair and milk bottle specs. "
Never! I'll just get out my hair dye and take you to specsavers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in bed. Rock n roll!
Mate I just can't keep up with your rock n roll lifestyle. How are we even friends??
my thoughts exactly
Pffffft
Want some company
Ok give me 5 to take my face pack off and remove the cucumber from my eyes.
Did you save the rest of it?
I did yes. Would you like it?
Yes please
Cool. I'll carve it into a special shape for you.
I dread to think what you could possibly carve it into
It's a double ender in case Tease wanted to share it. One end has a finger and a really fat thumb.
And the other end??
A carving of my face
Did you carve the lines ok?
Yea laughter lines are always tricky
Laughter lines? Hun, nothing can be THAT funny "
How could I possibly refuse |
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