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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was going to suggest use a knife, but you are a danger to yourself with sharp objects.
Mind and save the toffee ones for me..."
thats quality street my dear and I'm allowed plastic knifes now  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"to break the seal on a tin of roses ffs 
Just put the tin on the floor and jump up and down on it..... 
god you're such a hooligan
works better if you are wearing 5" stilettos "
that would give me a nose bleed  |
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You just run a knife round the edge, mind your fingers, health and safety at every turn, then when you open them get a handful out and let them melt slowly, once melted smear them all over your chest and belly and I will be along to lick them off you
damn then red pants and that tattooed body
p.s. written under the influence of baileys |
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