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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Apparently I'm gay! I've just been told by someone who I've never met, or really spoke to, but as I have an ass pic on my profile it makes me gay.
Well there's 2014 starting differently, I never knew, and still don't,
Has anybody else been told something life changing just from a profile pic? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently I'm gay! I've just been told by someone who I've never met, or really spoke to, but as I have an ass pic on my profile it makes me gay.
Well there's 2014 starting differently, I never knew, and still don't,
Has anybody else been told something life changing just from a profile pic? "
So that's what a gay butt looks like then, must say it's yummy
(Female here, you haven't pulled lol ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was going to fab it. I don't think it looks gay. It looks peachy and firm.
But I haven't seen many gay butts if I'm honest. Not really close. I'll stop digging a hole now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apparently I'm gay! I've just been told by someone who I've never met, or really spoke to, but as I have an ass pic on my profile it makes me gay.
Well there's 2014 starting differently, I never knew, and still don't,
Has anybody else been told something life changing just from a profile pic? "
Your pic is, therefore, acting as a fucktard filter... Weed em out n block?
Thought the laydees liked bum pics over dangly bits???
I'm covering both bases just in case, but I think only geezers have fabd' em
I'm gonna fab ur bum pic now
Ps no I'm not, either lol |
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"I've been asked if my tits are real 3 times now in the last 24 hours or so 
Really, they are though, arn't they? Tina"
Of course they are!
If they were a figment of your imagination they'd be bigger.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apparently I'm gay! I've just been told by someone who I've never met, or really spoke to, but as I have an ass pic on my profile it makes me gay.
Well there's 2014 starting differently, I never knew, and still don't,
Has anybody else been told something life changing just from a profile pic? "
ooo are you wonderful, I've been thinking that was a nice bum such a shame it's straight :p
I'll fetch the lube, you quickly learn how to dance and some interior design skills! |
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Thought the laydees liked bum pics over dangly bits???
I'm covering both bases just in case, but I think only geezers have fabd' em
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I thought so too, but also keep getting men (mostly) fabbing mine. Guess is better than nothing?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apparently I'm gay! I've just been told by someone who I've never met, or really spoke to, but as I have an ass pic on my profile it makes me gay.
Well there's 2014 starting differently, I never knew, and still don't,
Has anybody else been told something life changing just from a profile pic? "
Just be happy you've got a good ass, not all of us have!!! 
The gym's helping though lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been asked if my tits are real 3 times now in the last 24 hours or so
Really, they are though, arn't they? Tina
Of course they are!
If they were a figment of your imagination they'd be bigger. "
Really! I don't think my imagination could stretch that far  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been asked if my tits are real 3 times now in the last 24 hours or so
Really, they are though, arn't they? Tina
Totally real - I've got the receipt to prove it, too "
I like it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope but I best stop telling guys to get a bum pic on their profile then!!!
Haha... Least you aren't bent over with your cheeks spread "
With something inflatable lodged inside? |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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I get told I'm not fat.
They're only trying to ingratiate themselves with me and get into my pants, I know but really?
I know what the scales say. I know (roughly) what my body fat percentage is. I know what size clothes I wear.
I'm not putting myself down, I'm being honest |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Apparently I'm gay! I've just been told by someone who I've never met, or really spoke to, but as I have an ass pic on my profile it makes me gay.
Well there's 2014 starting differently, I never knew, and still don't,
Has anybody else been told something life changing just from a profile pic?
Just be happy you've got a good ass, not all of us have!!!
The gym's helping though lol"
Mine's not my best feature either but tbh, it works. It's fine for sitting on and...erm...the other things it's used for, which is the important thing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apparently I'm gay! I've just been told by someone who I've never met, or really spoke to, but as I have an ass pic on my profile it makes me gay.
Well there's 2014 starting differently, I never knew, and still don't,
Has anybody else been told something life changing just from a profile pic? "
Most of my pics, particularly the bum ones are fabbed by guys, and there's a regular stream of messages from encouraging me to try batting for the other team...
But I've not had anyone conclusively tell me I've got my orientation completely wrong.... Yet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apparently I'm gay! I've just been told by someone who I've never met, or really spoke to, but as I have an ass pic on my profile it makes me gay.
Well there's 2014 starting differently, I never knew, and still don't,
Has anybody else been told something life changing just from a profile pic?
Just be happy you've got a good ass, not all of us have!!!
The gym's helping though lol"
Heavy squats...ass to grass...that'll develop the glutes you want. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apparently I'm gay! I've just been told by someone who I've never met, or really spoke to, but as I have an ass pic on my profile it makes me gay.
Well there's 2014 starting differently, I never knew, and still don't,
Has anybody else been told something life changing just from a profile pic? "
Gay dear, who dear, me dear, no dear. Just becasue a fella has an arty black and white arse pic on his profile, is slim, tall and athletic, is sexually open minded and has a profile name of gentiledistraction doesn't mean he takes it up the chuff. |
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"Apparently I'm gay! I've just been told by someone who I've never met, or really spoke to, but as I have an ass pic on my profile it makes me gay.
Well there's 2014 starting differently, I never knew, and still don't,
Has anybody else been told something life changing just from a profile pic?
Just be happy you've got a good ass, not all of us have!!!
The gym's helping though lol
Heavy squats...ass to grass...that'll develop the glutes you want. "
Or cheat by taking a pic of your bum wearing tights!!
Apparently.....I am 'up myself' because I deleted a message from someone who had both 'kink' and 'slut' in his username, never mind his message, when my profile clearly states I am not into 'kinky sluttery'!  |
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Or is it still 2013 lol