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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The person above could do to there profile in 2014 to significantly improve it ......... Go !

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By *eryBigGirlWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Take out the unneeded commas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The person above could do to there profile in 2014 to significantly improve it ......... Go ! "

Move nearer for a start

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meet smokers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The person above could do to there profile in 2014 to significantly improve it ......... Go !

Move nearer for a start

Ditto

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By *uppy ConquerorMan over a year ago

dundee

"Take out the unneeded commas

"
have a veri from me

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"Meet smokers"

Move North... way north

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Meet smokers

Move North... way north

Oh I'm working in Glasgow at the end of January

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In focus pictures

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Meet smokers

Move North... way north

Take up the hem on her Santa dress another couple of inches.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In focus pictures "

That was for hungdee or whatever his name is

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"Meet smokers

Move North... way north

Take up the hem on her Santa dress another couple of inches. "

Also move way north....

And remove the no strap ons rule

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For infinite

Get that butt avatar back

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *eryBigGirlWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"For infinite

Get that butt avatar back"

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By *uppy ConquerorMan over a year ago

dundee

"In focus pictures

That was for hungdee or whatever his name is"
think that would probably hinder my chances more!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For infinite

Get that butt avatar back"

I will ... In the new year

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In focus pictures

That was for hungdee or whatever his name isthink that would probably hinder my chances more!"

Do iiiiiiiiiit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For infinite

Get that butt avatar back

I will ... In the new year

Yes!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Colour av

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For infinite

Get that butt avatar back

I will ... In the new year

Stop teasing with sexy pics

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"In focus pictures

That was for hungdee or whatever his name isthink that would probably hinder my chances more!

Do iiiiiiiiiit"

Change the description "curvy". Men are not curvy!

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"For infinite

Get that butt avatar back

I will ... In the new year

Change 'woman' to 'women' in your profile text when referring to more than one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was just about to say the same thing for Hungdee. Or may a few different pics?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Colour av"

State how he loves midgets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sexual-aphrodisiac doesn't need to change a thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In focus pictures

That was for hungdee or whatever his name isthink that would probably hinder my chances more!

Do iiiiiiiiiit

Change the description "curvy". Men are not curvy!"

I forgot I did that

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By *uppy ConquerorMan over a year ago

dundee

"Was just about to say the same thing for Hungdee. Or may a few different pics?"
think i need a better camera

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Sexual-aphrodisiac doesn't need to change a thing"

Break up the huge chunk of text a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Colour av

State how he loves midgets

Small detail

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sexual-aphrodisiac doesn't need to change a thing"

Ooooooh hello, where have you been hiding!?

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For infinite

Get that butt avatar back

I will ... In the new year

Change 'woman' to 'women' in your profile text when referring to more than one.

Done, I'm embarrassed by that.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Sexual-aphrodisiac doesn't need to change a thing

Break up the huge chunk of text a bit."

Put the pics of the pretty shoes back public

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"For infinite

Get that butt avatar back

I will ... In the new year

Change 'woman' to 'women' in your profile text when referring to more than one.

Done, I'm embarrassed by that.

I figured it was just a predictive text mistake.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"For infinite

Get that butt avatar back

I will ... In the new year

Change 'woman' to 'women' in your profile text when referring to more than one.

Done, I'm embarrassed by that.

Remove the mess behind you in the stripy sock pic

And dont eat in the bath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sexual-aphrodisiac doesn't need to change a thing

Ooooooh hello, where have you been hiding!?

Thankyou

I've not been hiding, merely keeping a low head. It's a dog eat dog world on these forums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Sexual-aphrodisiac doesn't need to change a thing

Break up the huge chunk of text a bit.

Put the pics of the pretty shoes back public

Who? Me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sexual-aphrodisiac doesn't need to change a thing

Break up the huge chunk of text a bit.

Put the pics of the pretty shoes back public

Change usin to using

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Sexual-aphrodisiac doesn't need to change a thing

Break up the huge chunk of text a bit.

Put the pics of the pretty shoes back public

Who? Me?"

Yes you. Didn't you have some fabbo shoes and boots? I specifically remember purple ones.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sexual-aphrodisiac doesn't need to change a thing

Break up the huge chunk of text a bit.

Put the pics of the pretty shoes back public

Change usin to using

Aaarrrrggghhh clothes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sexual-aphrodisiac doesn't need to change a thing

Ooooooh hello, where have you been hiding!?

Thankyou

I've not been hiding, merely keeping a low head. It's a dog eat dog world on these forums"

Nice to "meet" you

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Sexual-aphrodisiac doesn't need to change a thing

Break up the huge chunk of text a bit.

Put the pics of the pretty shoes back public

Change usin to using

Done

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Sexual-aphrodisiac doesn't need to change a thing

Break up the huge chunk of text a bit.

Put the pics of the pretty shoes back public

Change usin to using

Aaarrrrggghhh clothes!"

Have an ambidextrous avatar

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"Sexual-aphrodisiac doesn't need to change a thing

Break up the huge chunk of text a bit.

Put the pics of the pretty shoes back public

Change usin to using

Aaarrrrggghhh clothes!"

Pics of the other fist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wouldn't change a thing

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By *anny PepperoniMan over a year ago

Matlock

"Sexual-aphrodisiac doesn't need to change a thing

Break up the huge chunk of text a bit.

Put the pics of the pretty shoes back public

Change usin to using

Aaarrrrggghhh clothes!

Pics of the other fist

Change location to Derbyshire and up age limit.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Sexual-aphrodisiac doesn't need to change a thing

Break up the huge chunk of text a bit.

Put the pics of the pretty shoes back public

Who? Me?

Yes you. Didn't you have some fabbo shoes and boots? I specifically remember purple ones. "

Oh, yes, I do. No idea where the pics are though. I have loads of gorgeous shoes and boots though. I'll take some new ones when I've cleared enough space in the house.

At the moment I am still shuffling boxes around to try to get unpacked.

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Sexual-aphrodisiac doesn't need to change a thing

Break up the huge chunk of text a bit.

Put the pics of the pretty shoes back public

Who? Me?

Yes you. Didn't you have some fabbo shoes and boots? I specifically remember purple ones.

Oh, yes, I do. No idea where the pics are though. I have loads of gorgeous shoes and boots though. I'll take some new ones when I've cleared enough space in the house.

At the moment I am still shuffling boxes around to try to get unpacked. "

Fabbo shoes? I think you will find they were clumpy clogs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For infinite

Get that butt avatar back

I will ... In the new year

Change 'woman' to 'women' in your profile text when referring to more than one.

Done, I'm embarrassed by that.

Remove the mess behind you in the stripy sock pic

And dont eat in the bath

Meh ... I'll redo the sock pic, with tidy floor!

I'll not stop eating in the bath!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

VV - throw a couple of funnies into your profile. Possibly in the form of an Acrostic.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Sexual-aphrodisiac doesn't need to change a thing

Break up the huge chunk of text a bit.

Put the pics of the pretty shoes back public

Who? Me?

Yes you. Didn't you have some fabbo shoes and boots? I specifically remember purple ones.

Oh, yes, I do. No idea where the pics are though. I have loads of gorgeous shoes and boots though. I'll take some new ones when I've cleared enough space in the house.

At the moment I am still shuffling boxes around to try to get unpacked.

Fabbo shoes? I think you will find they were clumpy clogs

Since Ryanna managed to clump inelegantly in 5" heeled thigh boots, you are not one to talk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sexual-aphrodisiac doesn't need to change a thing

Break up the huge chunk of text a bit.

Put the pics of the pretty shoes back public

Change usin to using

Aaarrrrggghhh clothes!

Pics of the other fist

"
awaiting approval

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"VV - throw a couple of funnies into your profile. Possibly in the form of an Acrostic.

My profile needs a total rewrite and new pictures. I'll get round to it after New Year. Probably.

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Sexual-aphrodisiac doesn't need to change a thing

Break up the huge chunk of text a bit.

Put the pics of the pretty shoes back public

Who? Me?

Yes you. Didn't you have some fabbo shoes and boots? I specifically remember purple ones.

Oh, yes, I do. No idea where the pics are though. I have loads of gorgeous shoes and boots though. I'll take some new ones when I've cleared enough space in the house.

At the moment I am still shuffling boxes around to try to get unpacked.

Fabbo shoes? I think you will find they were clumpy clogs

Since Ryanna managed to clump inelegantly in 5" heeled thigh boots, you are not one to talk

I think you will find I glided gracefully, whilst giving a little wiggle

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By *aveandkate35Couple over a year ago

telford

"VV - throw a couple of funnies into your profile. Possibly in the form of an Acrostic.

My profile needs a total rewrite and new pictures. I'll get round to it after New Year. Probably. "

More pictures - I actually appreciate the honesty in your profile.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sexual-aphrodisiac doesn't need to change a thing

Break up the huge chunk of text a bit.

Put the pics of the pretty shoes back public

Change usin to using

Aaarrrrggghhh clothes!

Pics of the other fist

awaiting approval"

How do we know you didn't just mirror the picture?

Might need on with both hands in just to be safe...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sexual-aphrodisiac doesn't need to change a thing

Break up the huge chunk of text a bit.

Put the pics of the pretty shoes back public

Change usin to using

Aaarrrrggghhh clothes!

Have an ambidextrous avatar"

Sorted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make it shorter.

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By *lentyoffun40Couple over a year ago

Lancashire

More pictures

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"More pictures "

Add a verification from me

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"VV - throw a couple of funnies into your profile. Possibly in the form of an Acrostic.

My profile needs a total rewrite and new pictures. I'll get round to it after New Year. Probably.

More pictures - I actually appreciate the honesty in your profile.

It's a bit factual and boring though. It needs a bit of zing.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Sexual-aphrodisiac doesn't need to change a thing

Break up the huge chunk of text a bit.

Put the pics of the pretty shoes back public

Who? Me?

Yes you. Didn't you have some fabbo shoes and boots? I specifically remember purple ones.

Oh, yes, I do. No idea where the pics are though. I have loads of gorgeous shoes and boots though. I'll take some new ones when I've cleared enough space in the house.

At the moment I am still shuffling boxes around to try to get unpacked.

Fabbo shoes? I think you will find they were clumpy clogs

Since Ryanna managed to clump inelegantly in 5" heeled thigh boots, you are not one to talk

I think you will find I glided gracefully, whilst giving a little wiggle

In your own head maybe. It was a bloody good job you only had to walk a few steps!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"More pictures "

Hmmm I had a look at my privates and they all contain my privates! It's a big no no around here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

voluptuous.

its actually good, so theres not much to be taken out, except the new year bit, as its now that, so may as well take it away lol.

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By *lentyoffun40Couple over a year ago

Lancashire

"voluptuous.

its actually good, so theres not much to be taken out, except the new year bit, as its now that, so may as well take it away lol."

More pictures

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Sexual-aphrodisiac doesn't need to change a thing

Break up the huge chunk of text a bit.

Put the pics of the pretty shoes back public

Change usin to using

Aaarrrrggghhh clothes!

Have an ambidextrous avatar

Sorted

Wahaay now you're rocking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sexual-aphrodisiac doesn't need to change a thing

Break up the huge chunk of text a bit.

Put the pics of the pretty shoes back public

Change usin to using

Aaarrrrggghhh clothes!

Have an ambidextrous avatar

Sorted

Wahaay now you're rocking

Move to chigley

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Ryan - cracking profile - I'd like to see more Updates. There is a lot of comedy in multiple updates.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Plenty of fun: perhaps more concise blurb? Rather lengthy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Plenty of fun: perhaps more concise blurb? Rather lengthy

All seems good to me

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By *lentyoffun40Couple over a year ago

Lancashire

"Plenty of fun: perhaps more concise blurb? Rather lengthy

Agreed

We are having a overhaul in the new year

Complete revamp and new pictures

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

PlentyofFun - good profile - more pics of Mr would be nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Plenty of fun: perhaps more concise blurb? Rather lengthy

Agreed

We are having a overhaul in the new year

Complete revamp and new pictures "

A closer shot of that kissing pic x

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By *lentyoffun40Couple over a year ago

Lancashire

"Plenty of fun: perhaps more concise blurb? Rather lengthy

Agreed

We are having a overhaul in the new year

Complete revamp and new pictures

A closer shot of that kissing pic x"

If we did that the pic would reveal the other ladies identity and also get rejected !

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Plenty of fun: perhaps more concise blurb? Rather lengthy

Agreed

We are having a overhaul in the new year

Complete revamp and new pictures

A closer shot of that kissing pic x

If we did that the pic would reveal the other ladies identity and also get rejected !

Sorry "

Oh well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes I agree move nearer

Nette

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I agree move nearer

Nette"

same to you guys lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I agree move nearer

Nette

same to you guys lol"
yes and you,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I agree move nearer

Nette

same to you guys lol yes and you,

ah you know we couldnt move to london.

i have a special affliction lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I agree move nearer

Nette

same to you guys lol yes and you,

More pics of the guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I agree move nearer

Nette

same to you guys lol yes and you,

ah you know we couldnt move to london.

i have a special affliction lol"
haha come to Essex show you the wild side, I promise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lovesmuffin move closer, everything else is good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I agree move nearer

Nette

same to you guys lol yes and you,

More pics of the guy

Start meeting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I agree move nearer

Nette

same to you guys lol yes and you,

ah you know we couldnt move to london.

i have a special affliction lol haha come to Essex show you the wild side, I promise

i have seen TOWIE

im scared lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Post more pics

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Serendipity - a good profile with tons of pics. It's hard to suggest an improvement without suggesting something really small, so I'd suggest a funny photo involving socks, a loo and a sky remote

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I agree move nearer

Nette

same to you guys lol yes and you,

More pics of the guy

Start meeting."

I do, but it's only in a club, never off here. And I can't arrange meets at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I agree move nearer

Nette

same to you guys lol yes and you,

ah you know we couldnt move to london.

i have a special affliction lol haha come to Essex show you the wild side, I promise

i have seen TOWIE

im scared lol"
I promise I don't have ginger legs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I agree move nearer

Nette

same to you guys lol yes and you,

ah you know we couldnt move to london.

i have a special affliction lol haha come to Essex show you the wild side, I promise

i have seen TOWIE

im scared lol I promise I don't have ginger legs

I quite fancy gingers! Hair not skin tho lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I agree move nearer

Nette

same to you guys lol yes and you,

ah you know we couldnt move to london.

i have a special affliction lol haha come to Essex show you the wild side, I promise

i have seen TOWIE

im scared lol I promise I don't have ginger legs

I quite fancy gingers! Hair not skin tho lol

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By *easing_twoCouple over a year ago

Bristol, Thornbury

would love some feedback x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Serendipity - a good profile with tons of pics. It's hard to suggest an improvement without suggesting something really small, so I'd suggest a funny photo involving socks, a loo and a sky remote

just for you lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

so the only problem with ours is too few pics, and me lol.

sweet.

new year, new pics.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"would love some feedback x"

Get rid of the shouty capitals..

People who will read and pay attention to profiles will read them...

Those who ignore will still ignore capitals

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I agree move nearer

Nette

same to you guys lol yes and you,

ah you know we couldnt move to london.

i have a special affliction lol haha come to Essex show you the wild side, I promise

i have seen TOWIE

im scared lol I promise I don't have ginger legs

I quite fancy gingers! Hair not skin tho lol"
not ginger I will show and tell lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One space between paragraphs :P haha kidding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"would love some feedback x

Get rid of the shouty capitals..

People who will read and pay attention to profiles will read them...

Those who ignore will still ignore capitals "

your profile scared me lol

i felt like a naughty child while reading it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I agree move nearer

Nette

same to you guys lol yes and you,

ah you know we couldnt move to london.

i have a special affliction lol haha come to Essex show you the wild side, I promise

i have seen TOWIE

im scared lol I promise I don't have ginger legs

I quite fancy gingers! Hair not skin tho lol not ginger I will show and tell lol"

Proof is in the muffin... I mean pudding lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing wrong with my profile

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Mysterious Guy - very mysterious, but you could improve by taking pics of your hands inside mailed gloves, armoured gloves, sock puppets and so on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nothing wrong with my profile"

dont like the rhyming in it,

profiles that even hint at rhyming are just a little sad.

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By *opinovMan over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Nice looking profile with plenty of pictures and info about your preferences.

Your paragraphs give a clear enough separation of subject, though the use of capitals throughout whole sentences might just be a little on the heavy side for me - but by no means as heavy as many hereabouts. Sure, certain points need to be emphasised but nobody likes being shouted at.

On the up side, I was delighted to see you had opted not to use the seemingly obligatory "LOL", as many here do to denote humour in the absence of anything that might actually be funny.

Let's be honest, it's too much like laughing at one's own bad jokes ... and saying "LOL", "PMSL" or "ROFL" won't ever magically turn something banal into a side-splitting sparkle of wit.

Ooops, sorry - I'm ranting ... where was I?

Oh yes... good that you didn't say "LOL" but I think it could be improved by a little more attention to the proper use of punctuation and capital letters.

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By *ayandess1Couple over a year ago

bridgwater

I simply love your profile. Change nothing.

Oh and 42. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The profile reads well and states exactly every aspect of what you are looking for as well as the bounderies you expect. So don't change anything

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Koda - your photos don't really show enough to help the casual viewer make a decision on whether they would like to meet you. A few more revealing ones would help

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By *opinovMan over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I simply love your profile. Change nothing.

Oh and 42. X

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The profile reads well and states exactly every aspect of what you are looking for as well as the bounderies you expect. So don't change anything

I was rather expecting to be blasted, so thanks for your kindness and the nice fuzzy glow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try a fat blond

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Try a fat blond

be more confident in yourself , your lovely

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Nothing lol

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By *opinovMan over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Try a fat blond

be more confident in yourself , your lovely ;-)"

Hear, hear - though there might be a few full stops missing.

Jayandess, your profile reads well too, and I love your slight at text speak - I couldn't have put it better myself.

You photos look great too, especially the two "tummy" shots - atmospheric, flowing and sculptural.

Koda, another eloquent profile. That's two in a row!.. bloody hell, I may need to sit down. Also, refreshingly absent of the seemingly obligatory single male "cock pics" that cause me so much reflux around here.

Just one little thing: may I suggest, "with whom I attended"? Just kidding mate - change nothing.

Misscheekychops, your profile cheered me up even further and made me laugh. No need for the dreaded "LOL", I think you're funny enough without it, but there could be a few sentences needing terminated with full stops.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Try a fat blond

be more confident in yourself , your lovely ;-)

Hear, hear - though there might be a few full stops missing.

I am lovely, but you don't like fat birds

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By *yLongJourneyMan over a year ago

Lowestoft

_opinov, didnt see anything wrong with yours but i dont usually check out guys profiles only ladies and couples

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Serendipity28 - Not much really, but for my sake could make it a little less arousing.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

ComTesao - your pics show a pair of balls and a pair of eyes. How about expanding on the theme and showing a pair of feet, arms, legs, hands and so on

I'm beginning to think my profile is better than it is. 3 posts and no one has suggested anything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/12/13 17:35:07]

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Simply perfect in every way Tina poppins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Christ! Well I don't know where to start with mine! Apparently its a long list and I am just a princess!

Well if I AM a princess..I am overdue the diamonds darling!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mysterious Guy - very mysterious, but you could improve by taking pics of your hands inside mailed gloves, armoured gloves, sock puppets and so on

I tried wearing a hat, the mods originally rejected the pic on the grounds that they thought I was strangling a small mammal

Cheekychops

Perfection

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Simply perfect in every way Tina poppins "

Oh I'm sure its nauseating to say but keep it as it is cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christ! Well I don't know where to start with mine! Apparently its a long list and I am just a princess!

Well if I AM a princess..I am overdue the diamonds darling!

Kitten you and your profile are lovely, I'd simply make you more local.

(If the next poster is a single male, they'll almost certainly ignore the 'poster above' rule).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Paint their nails?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Misscheekychops

Took me ages to read but wouldnt change. Great pics too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any criticisms/advice for mine?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ComTesao - your pics show a pair of balls and a pair of eyes. How about expanding on the theme and showing a pair of feet, arms, legs, hands and so on

I'm beginning to think my profile is better than it is. 3 posts and no one has suggested anything

I think you're on to something there, TT.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any criticisms/advice for mine?"

I recall you were lovely!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christ! Well I don't know where to start with mine! Apparently its a long list and I am just a princess!

Well if I AM a princess..I am overdue the diamonds darling!

Kitten you and your profile are lovely, I'd simply make you more local.

(If the next poster is a single male, they'll almost certainly ignore the 'poster above' rule)."

Thankyou kind sir! I feel a tiny bit loved again x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kitten keep the profile pic it's great!

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By *yLongJourneyMan over a year ago

Lowestoft

mine must be perfect then as nobody has moaned about mine yet, thats very strange as mine is the first to be moaned at, thats a big plus for me then unless im seeing things again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm straight, so not really the kind of profile I'm looking for, but, yours looks good to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kitten keep the profile pic it's great! "

Thankyou! It was my original but returned at personal request!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like this idea. Makes a change from kiss suck or whatever.

Someone do us please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like this idea. Makes a change from kiss suck or whatever.

Someone do us please? "

Well, I'd do 'Sexy'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like this idea. Makes a change from kiss suck or whatever.

Someone do us please? "

Dear god! Now I am not bisexual at all but woman...that is a mighty fine body! Cant improve on perfection really!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like this idea. Makes a change from kiss suck or whatever.

Someone do us please?

Dear god! Now I am not bisexual at all but woman...that is a mighty fine body! Cant improve on perfection really!

Same can be said for you! Looking perfect!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like this idea. Makes a change from kiss suck or whatever.

Someone do us please?

Dear god! Now I am not bisexual at all but woman...that is a mighty fine body! Cant improve on perfection really!

Same can be said for you! Looking perfect!"

Really? ?? Thankyou very much! !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like this idea. Makes a change from kiss suck or whatever.

Someone do us please?

Dear god! Now I am not bisexual at all but woman...that is a mighty fine body! Cant improve on perfection really!

Same can be said for you! Looking perfect!

Really? ?? Thankyou very much! !!

You're welcome! Happy new year!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like this idea. Makes a change from kiss suck or whatever.

Someone do us please?

Dear god! Now I am not bisexual at all but woman...that is a mighty fine body! Cant improve on perfection really!

Same can be said for you! Looking perfect!

Really? ?? Thankyou very much! !!

You're welcome! Happy new year!"

Decent pics, recent veris, decent profile. Tick from me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice buckles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like this idea. Makes a change from kiss suck or whatever.

Someone do us please?

Dear god! Now I am not bisexual at all but woman...that is a mighty fine body! Cant improve on perfection really!

Same can be said for you! Looking perfect!

Really? ?? Thankyou very much! !!

You're welcome! Happy new year!

Decent pics, recent veris, decent profile. Tick from me."

Thanks {blush}. Must organise a trip to Huntingdon soon to check out your profile is correct!

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By *opinovMan over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Try a fat blond

be more confident in yourself , your lovely ;-)

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Hear, hear - though there might be a few full stops missing.

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I am lovely, but you don't like fat birds

I'm the first to admit my preferences and peccadilloes say more about me than the objects of my preference.

I'm lucky enough to know lots of lovely people of all sorts and persuasions. The fact that they're not quite my cup of tea in bed doesn't stop them being lovely people.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nice buckles"

Thanks for complimenting my date's belt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nice buckles

Thanks for complimenting my date's belt

More photos, otherwise good profile. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nice buckles

Thanks for complimenting my date's belt

More photos, otherwise good profile. X"

They're for friends :D.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nice buckles

Thanks for complimenting my date's belt

More photos, otherwise good profile. X

They're for friends :D."

Can I be a friend?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nice buckles

Thanks for complimenting my date's belt

More photos, otherwise good profile. X"

Another decent profile, but no cock pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nice buckles

Thanks for complimenting my date's belt

More photos, otherwise good profile. X

Another decent profile, but no cock pics

Is that a bad thing?

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By *yLongJourneyMan over a year ago

Lowestoft

only one check of my profile and no moanings, but praise, well i am shell shocked, anyone else?

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Nice buckles

Thanks for complimenting my date's belt

More photos, otherwise good profile. X

Another decent profile, but no cock pics

Is that a bad thing?"

Not necessarily. I don't mind no public cock pics but one or two decent ones (i.e. not blurry pics and not of a sad, floppy cock) are fine. I like to see what I'd be playing with before I agree to meet. That doesn't have to be in the first message or from 76 minutely different angles though!

Picky me?

Actually until I get some decent photos I should shut up about anyone else's.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nice buckles

Thanks for complimenting my date's belt

More photos, otherwise good profile. X

Another decent profile, but no cock pics

Is that a bad thing?

Picky me?

Actually until I get some decent photos I should shut up about anyone else's. "

I have a cock pic

You have a very good profile my Dear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nice buckles

Thanks for complimenting my date's belt

More photos, otherwise good profile. X

Another decent profile, but no cock pics

That's very deliberate. I think a little mystery can be a good thing. Besides, surely someones face is the thing you want to see most and mine isn't hidden?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

"only one check of my profile and no moanings, but praise, well i am shell shocked, anyone else?"

Perhaps change user name?

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By *yLongJourneyMan over a year ago

Lowestoft

thanks purring pussy xxx, i know about the name, ill change it at some point

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

"thanks purring pussy xxx, i know about the name, ill change it at some point"

Back away from the camera a bit for the face pic and how about a bum pic?

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

There isn't much on mine but I think it says all I need to say.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

BBW12 - short and sweet with a profile built on similar lines. It says you aren't looking for friends, but you could perhaps add that you aren't looking for meets, just to make it crystal clear as there is always one who will say I don't want to be a mate, I want to *^%$ you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

TinaTitz Hahaha I have to say the bullseye profile is great. Only recommendation I'd make is hide some verifications. Sometimes there can be too many IMO

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

remove the foamy lather

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't find a thing to change....dammit!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't find a thing to change....dammit!

Nothing but i'd like to know how you put colour into black and white photos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't find a thing to change....dammit!

Nothing but i'd like to know how you put colour into black and white photos

Haven't a clue! I get a man in to do it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't find a thing to change....dammit!

ah thanks x

but maybe I could do with a head transplant?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh Jinty, your lips they look so.. em er minty! Absolutely nothing, maybe rant more at us single blokes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't find a thing to change....dammit!

ah thanks x

but maybe I could do with a head transplant?"

Pop the ironing board away!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't find a thing to change....dammit!

Nothing but i'd like to know how you put colour into black and white photos

Haven't a clue! I get a man in to do it!

Colour splash app

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"Can't find a thing to change....dammit!

ah thanks x

but maybe I could do with a head transplant?"

Grab a guy's arse and slap the lips on!!

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Can't find a thing to change....dammit!

ah thanks x

but maybe I could do with a head transplant?

Grab a guy's arse and slap the lips on!!

Maybe drop the offside rule bit - bloody fibber

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"Can't find a thing to change....dammit!

ah thanks x

but maybe I could do with a head transplant?

Grab a guy's arse and slap the lips on!!

Maybe drop the offside rule bit - bloody fibber

Delete it!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Add some more pics with latex outfits

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By *yLongJourneyMan over a year ago

Lowestoft

"thanks purring pussy xxx, i know about the name, ill change it at some point

Back away from the camera a bit for the face pic and how about a bum pic?"

thankyou very much tempting devil, ill endeavor to make those pics in the next few days actually, so bum and further away face pic, cumming, sorry coming right up soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"thanks purring pussy xxx, i know about the name, ill change it at some point

Back away from the camera a bit for the face pic and how about a bum pic?

thankyou very much tempting devil, ill endeavor to make those pics in the next few days actually, so bum and further away face pic, cumming, sorry coming right up soon"

either take away the status update, or take away the bit about being shy.

they contradict each other lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"thanks purring pussy xxx, i know about the name, ill change it at some point

Back away from the camera a bit for the face pic and how about a bum pic?

thankyou very much tempting devil, ill endeavor to make those pics in the next few days actually, so bum and further away face pic, cumming, sorry coming right up soon

either take away the status update, or take away the bit about being shy.

they contradict each other lol"

Luke said more bike pics please

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

A wellie pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A wellie pic"

Take things more seriously!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Change his name to Mary poppins. Practically Perfect in Every Way

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