"Sorry to hear about your partner passing away but was there really any need to fiddle with her???  "
I wish... waking up with any woman would be lovely... dead or alive!! lol
I was on about me cock being hooked up in the bedding... it was too stiff to leave alone... I had to play to with it anyway to release myself from the bed sheet... lol  |
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"Hospital corners? only if I'm wearing a nurse outfit. I'll keep you in place xx  "
see I'm going to hate you soon... I'm all bother again... bugger... and I can't check out your profile your hidden? I'll Google some porn again then... I'll be back to fab in a bit... (types in C$^T... oh... why has George W Bush and Gordon Brown come up... try again... Pu$$y... now loads of fluffy kittens... where me Men Only mag gone?) |
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"why need tissues when I have an open mouth x  "
I can shot me load a little bit If I squeeze the tip at the right moment... But to get it to squirt from Taunton to Livingston is going some... But I'll try... (sticks cock out the window) what direction are you? Can you see me bell end? huh... |
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"whats the point of reaching for the vibrator when theres a perfectly good cock laying beside u, ok it takes time waking it up sometimes but always worth the effort..lol
stella..xxx"
Stella... your profile pictures have done it for me... don't quite understand the "worth the effort" bit? Is the cock owner laid next to you still asleep when you want your moment of fun? Wake the poor chap up first next time... lol |
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"Did you get the 'stuffed one' from a local taxidermist or off ebay? "
nah... it was all home grown... cum's attached and requires attention now and then... wonder if a taxidermist could make it bigger? that would catch the eye of the ladies... lol 
I honestly meant Stiff One... but wanking with one hand and typing with the other while trying to catch the result in a tissue to save a sticky sheet... it hard! lol |
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"spunk thats the problem babe yes he is asleep and my guy can sleep on a washing line in a force 10 gale..lol, but when he does manage to wake up its worth it..bless his cotton sox..xxx"
are you blessing him now? WAKE UP MAN!!! there's a horny woman in your bed... some blokes hey? I don't know... lol
Me on me jack jones... mutter... mutter... |
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By *edhot4blkCouple
over a year ago
York/London/Crantock |
spunk m8 uv just missed her she has just left for work
id love a bloody rest sometimes coz regular as clock work i wake up with her hand round me cock saying come on tony lets play, ok i dont mind playing but its always 5am when she gets up to go to work..lol tony |
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"spunk m8 uv just missed her she has just left for work
id love a bloody rest sometimes coz regular as clock work i wake up with her hand round me cock saying come on tony lets play, ok i dont mind playing but its always 5am when she gets up to go to work..lol tony"
Now I understand... that's why you can sleep on a washing line in a force 10 gale... I'm for morning glory but isn't that night time still at that hour Tony?
She's one fit lady though... but what a way to wake up... a horny woman holding your cock... and you'd rather sleep? lol
I hate being a single bloke sometimes... but I guess you can have too much of a good thing... hey Tony? lol  |
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By *edhot4blkCouple
over a year ago
York/London/Crantock |
spunk..
when we first met it was gr8 as i was the first cock coz she was a virgin but in those days there were loads of em not like it is now and i soon found out this woman was a bloody nympho, but after a few yes m8 i thought this woman is gonna give me a bloody heart attack, sex b4 work, sex after work, sex all day sat and sun, it got to a point id rather take the dog for a walk..lol, the problem is as shes got older she got worse and sometimes i think oh god not again..lol |
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"spunk..
when we first met it was gr8 as i was the first cock coz she was a virgin but in those days there were loads of em not like it is now and i soon found out this woman was a bloody nympho, but after a few yes m8 i thought this woman is gonna give me a bloody heart attack, sex b4 work, sex after work, sex all day sat and sun, it got to a point id rather take the dog for a walk..lol, the problem is as shes got older she got worse and sometimes i think oh god not again..lol"
LMAO...
GOD!! she sound amazing... lol
you take the dog for a walk then and leave the door on the latch...
or if your on holiday down this way ever... I'll shout you a cream tea and some peace and quiet and I'll slip back to the hotel with your lovely lady... tee hee
You allow her to be shared? lol Phwar!! |
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By *edhot4blkCouple
over a year ago
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put it this way we go on a regular basis to a club in the mids called chams and when there all u hear is the mrs shouting ""NEXT"" after ive had my fun i leave her to get on with it and nip back to the room shes in generally about 3am to tell her to get a shower as we are off home...lol |
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"put it this way we go on a regular basis to a club in the mids called chams and when there all u hear is the mrs shouting ""NEXT"" after ive had my fun i leave her to get on with it and nip back to the room shes in generally about 3am to tell her to get a shower as we are off home...lol"
I'd be shouting "ANYBODY?"... "HELLO!?"... its tumble and whistling wind in my sex life... lol  |
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