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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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..just got back from a bit of shopping. And just arrived home. Only to find that the crotch area of my jeans is ripped.
And they were my favourite. Think all the food went down to my cock instead of my stomach lol
...off to Sainsbury's for a replacement bottoms. And that's my mini rant concluded.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I just stretched my legs to get in to the car and heard something go 'rip' lol. I think i may need to get a smaller and lower car to avoid this in the future again.
...all my trousers have been ruined like this.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you going for crotchless meggings at the social? 
I'm worried what you may drip on my heels you want to borrow . . .   "
*makes a note for leapord print boxers* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do hope you werent out there commando , sitting on a bus would not be a good look  "
...i never go out commando. I just can't do it.
I'd be flopping all over the place like a fish lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe need to cut you finger nails if your going to have a good itch xx"
...i need a good shave for that! Lol
It's been a while since i've exposed myself. So, needs doing a bit lol.
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack! |
Reminds of a boy from my village walking around the local large town with a motor bike battery in his back pack. Went to get back on his bike to go home and thought how cold his bike seat was until one of his mates suggested he look at the battery in his back pack. It had fallen over, the acid leaked out onto his jeans and rotted the material meaning he had been walking around the town on a busy Saturday afternoon with his arse hanging out of his jeans!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lmao you fat bastard, did you eat Joeyyyyy?
I always get holes in my jodhpurs round the crotch, air vents.
...i'd eat you in a bit!!
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Aren't you full after eating Joey Essex? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"lmao you fat bastard, did you eat Joeyyyyy?
I always get holes in my jodhpurs round the crotch, air vents.
...i'd eat you in a bit!!
Aren't you full after eating Joey Essex?"
...my appetite is elsewhere tonight
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excellent! 