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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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its maybe how your profile reads, if ur looking for that ONE guy....getta grip we wanna shag many holes ffs(I cannot speak for all my peers..but we are all the sameish)
BUT...dont think we will bend over backwards JUST to satisfy u or hubbies fantasy(his is always first for some reason..........)
so IN my time of meeti_g couples, its rare ive met the arsehole hubbie who thinks im some wannabe intended porn star...I might engage ur wife better than u can(not trying to steal her ffs)(unless HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT) |
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A lot of rants in this forum,obviously a lot of frustration going on! If its not for them/you,then who cares,you wouldnt order prawn cocktail as a starter if you didnt like prawn cocktail.......its quite simple really,and for others maybe the reality of swinging isnt quite as good as fantasy? For the real ones it is,but newbies and those not sure,it will feel awkward! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm gonna sit in my Comfy Chair and watch this one 
Gary
Budge over then. Got any chocolate biccies? "
i have some of them pink wafers.
they are all thats left over from xmas. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm gonna sit in my Comfy Chair and watch this one
Gary
Budge over then. Got any chocolate biccies?
i have some of them pink wafers.
they are all thats left over from xmas."
lol there's a reason why they're left over |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm gonna sit in my Comfy Chair and watch this one
Gary
Budge over then. Got any chocolate biccies?
i have some of them pink wafers.
they are all thats left over from xmas."
you watch he will have his hobnobs lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm gonna sit in my Comfy Chair and watch this one
Gary
Budge over then. Got any chocolate biccies?
i have some of them pink wafers.
they are all thats left over from xmas. you watch he will have his hobnobs lol"
you can keep your hands off my hobnobs!
some bloody people! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm gonna sit in my Comfy Chair and watch this one
Gary
Budge over then. Got any chocolate biccies?
i have some of them pink wafers.
they are all thats left over from xmas. you watch he will have his hobnobs lol
you can keep your hands off my hobnobs!
some bloody people!"
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"Ha ha ha ha ha its when you turn a couple down as well , my god they don't like that . "
I'm sure it happens but don't understand why anyone gets upset at being turned down on here, we turn people down for any number of reasons from being unverified through to meeting every night or sometimes cos we don't fancy them (when many others might!)
On that basis we accept there are many people on here who won't want to meet us for various reasons, it's just personal choice  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"its maybe how your profile reads, if ur looking for that ONE guy....getta grip we wanna shag many holes ffs(I cannot speak for all my peers..but we are all the sameish)
BUT...dont think we will bend over backwards JUST to satisfy u or hubbies fantasy(his is always first for some reason..........)
so IN my time of meeti_g couples, its rare ive met the arsehole hubbie who thinks im some wannabe intended porn star...I might engage ur wife better than u can(not trying to steal her ffs)(unless HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT)"
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The op has a point, the threads started by couples tend to be written by the husband, incredulous single men are not chomping at the bit to shag their wife.
These delusional souls usually have demands and stipulations that makes you wonder if they're Brad and Angelina incognito: you MUST book and pay for the hotel, Dorchester, Goring, Savoy or Langham only.
You MUST bring lingerie for the wife: La Senza only and Dom Pérignon for him. After you've licked the wife to orgasm, tell her how hot she is you'll leave us in the room to enjoy: you'll leave balls still full!
Their petulance and sense of entitlement then leads them to go through the verifications belittling the calibre of the women they've met: too fat, too ugly, too hairy...unlike their perfect specimen of a wife.
Personally, I find it all rather amusing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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thinks its a bit of the power trip a lot of the single fems have and hubby picks up on that ,,ive got the pussy dance too my tune boys,sorry but iam not going thro some sas style selection course just too get to your not so attractive wife |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The op has a point, the threads started by couples tend to be written by the husband, incredulous single men are not chomping at the bit to shag their wife.
These delusional souls usually have demands and stipulations that makes you wonder if they're Brad and Angelina incognito: you MUST book and pay for the hotel, Dorchester, Goring, Savoy or Langham only.
You MUST bring lingerie for the wife: La Senza only and Dom Pérignon for him. After you've licked the wife to orgasm, tell her how hot she is you'll leave us in the room to enjoy: you'll leave balls still full!
Their petulance and sense of entitlement then leads them to go through the verifications belittling the calibre of the women they've met: too fat, too ugly, too hairy...unlike their perfect specimen of a wife.
Personally, I find it all rather amusing. "
 made me laugh . Well put x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The op has a point, the threads started by couples tend to be written by the husband, incredulous single men are not chomping at the bit to shag their wife.
These delusional souls usually have demands and stipulations that makes you wonder if they're Brad and Angelina incognito: you MUST book and pay for the hotel, Dorchester, Goring, Savoy or Langham only.
You MUST bring lingerie for the wife: La Senza only and Dom Pérignon for him. After you've licked the wife to orgasm, tell her how hot she is you'll leave us in the room to enjoy: you'll leave balls still full!
Their petulance and sense of entitlement then leads them to go through the verifications belittling the calibre of the women they've met: too fat, too ugly, too hairy...unlike their perfect specimen of a wife.
Personally, I find it all rather amusing. "
You've made a remarkably thorough assessment there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"thinks its a bit of the power trip a lot of the single fems have and hubby picks up on that ,,ive got the pussy dance too my tune boys,sorry but iam not going thro some sas style selection course just too get to your not so attractive wife "
But men do though, its seen all over the forums each and every day - whilst men pander to it, this behaviour will
continue.
Some couples can't comprehend the fact that men will turn them down. You always see comments about how the couple turned down the guy because they didn't click, giving the impression that the couple made the decision, you dont often see 'the single guy turned us down'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The op has a point, the threads started by couples tend to be written by the husband, incredulous single men are not chomping at the bit to shag their wife.
These delusional souls usually have demands and stipulations that makes you wonder if they're Brad and Angelina incognito: you MUST book and pay for the hotel, Dorchester, Goring, Savoy or Langham only.
You MUST bring lingerie for the wife: La Senza only and Dom Pérignon for him. After you've licked the wife to orgasm, tell her how hot she is you'll leave us in the room to enjoy: you'll leave balls still full!
Their petulance and sense of entitlement then leads them to go through the verifications belittling the calibre of the women they've met: too fat, too ugly, too hairy...unlike their perfect specimen of a wife.
Personally, I find it all rather amusing.
You've made a remarkably thorough assessment there. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm the hubby half of us and yes I always get lumbered with the writing side of this 
But, trust me, my Mrs is the boss! When it comes to single fella's she makes the decisions on who, how, when and where!
When meeting anyone we live out both our fantasies, never ever just one of ours. We also try to help with any fantasies the single guy has
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"its maybe how your profile reads, if ur looking for that ONE guy....getta grip we wanna shag many holes ffs(I cannot speak for all my peers..but we are all the sameish)
BUT...dont think we will bend over backwards JUST to satisfy u or hubbies fantasy(his is always first for some reason..........)
so IN my time of meeti_g couples, its rare ive met the arsehole hubbie who thinks im some wannabe intended porn star...I might engage ur wife better than u can(not trying to steal her ffs)(unless HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT)"
The solution is simple. Stick with us single women. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm gonna sit in my Comfy Chair and watch this one
Gary
Budge over then. Got any chocolate biccies?
I got chocolates and a nice blankie budge up"
I should have known you'd come to the rescue with chocolate goodies Twinkle x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm gonna sit in my Comfy Chair and watch this one
Gary
Budge over then. Got any chocolate biccies?
I got chocolates and a nice blankie budge up
I should have known you'd come to the rescue with chocolate goodies Twinkle x"
Twinkle to the rescue...goes and puts on wonder woman costume da de da |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a little bored and restricted this fortnight. Love reading the forums. Men will buy us underwear if we ask? don't mind if they do, I'm happy with asda though, pretty stuff there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I stick a blob of Marmite into a saucepan of baked beans while I am heating them up. Is this weird? ...... "
Very Weird i thought Saucepans blew up in a Microwave |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
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"its maybe how your profile reads, if ur looking for that ONE guy....getta grip we wanna shag many holes ffs(I cannot speak for all my peers..but we are all the sameish)
BUT...dont think we will bend over backwards JUST to satisfy u or hubbies fantasy(his is always first for some reason..........)
so IN my time of meeti_g couples, its rare ive met the arsehole hubbie who thinks im some wannabe intended porn star...I might engage ur wife better than u can(not trying to steal her ffs)(unless HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT)"
What is the world coming to if this OP is having a moan |
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"I'm the hubby half of us and yes I always get lumbered with the writing side of this
But, trust me, my Mrs is the boss! When it comes to single fella's she makes the decisions on who, how, when and where!
When meeting anyone we live out both our fantasies, never ever just one of ours. We also try to help with any fantasies the single guy has
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That pretty much sums us up too, we don't expect the guy to be a performing seal for our amusement, its a full participation sport for all three of us !! And we have had amazing meets with single guys , and some that wasn't , but thats how it goes I guess |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The op has a point, the threads started by couples tend to be written by the husband, incredulous single men are not chomping at the bit to shag their wife.
These delusional souls usually have demands and stipulations that makes you wonder if they're Brad and Angelina incognito: you MUST book and pay for the hotel, Dorchester, Goring, Savoy or Langham only.
You MUST bring lingerie for the wife: La Senza only and Dom Pérignon for him. After you've licked the wife to orgasm, tell her how hot she is you'll leave us in the room to enjoy: you'll leave balls still full!
Their petulance and sense of entitlement then leads them to go through the verifications belittling the calibre of the women they've met: too fat, too ugly, too hairy...unlike their perfect specimen of a wife.
Personally, I find it all rather amusing. "
Spot on. I too find it amusing. That said, I do believe it is a minority of couples who have this trait and have lost their grip on reality.
They are a vocal minority though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"......dont think we will bend over backwards JUST to satisfy u or hubbies fantasy(his is always first for some reason..........)
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The cold reality is that some guys will bend over backwards and that's why some of these couples behave in such a strange way.
Those couples obviously rarely get the kind of guy they really want as some of the posts they write and their profiles suggest.
Guys who are willing to bend over to that degree may be motivated by desperation. That desperation warps the 'reality' of this minority of couples even further. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm the hubby half of us and yes I always get lumbered with the writing side of this
But, trust me, my Mrs is the boss! When it comes to single fella's she makes the decisions on who, how, when and where!
When meeting anyone we live out both our fantasies, never ever just one of ours. We also try to help with any fantasies the single guy has
That pretty much sums us up too, we don't expect the guy to be a performing seal for our amusement, its a full participation sport for all three of us !! And we have had amazing meets with single guys , and some that wasn't , but thats how it goes I guess "
We do that too. I always ask what they (the person or people joining us) want to get out of the meet. What they want/ don't want, anything they want to try that we might be able to help with. Everyone has to be happy and have fun.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"not sure i understand what the actual point is
Just humour him, he was on a roll this morning and he made me laugh "
and she played with her fanny to, which was nice |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh and the point apparently I missed?..those complaining they cant get meets...I think the title and subject sorta spelled that out...weirdly enough lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh and the point apparently I missed?..those complaining they cant get meets...I think the title and subject sorta spelled that out...weirdly enough lol"
I thought you were coming out as TV and letting us know you were deleting your profile. Shit how the feck did I get that wrong? |
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"Oh and the point apparently I missed?..those complaining they cant get meets...I think the title and subject sorta spelled that out...weirdly enough lol
I thought you were coming out as TV and letting us know you were deleting your profile. Shit how the feck did I get that wrong? "
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"The op has a point, the threads started by couples tend to be written by the husband, incredulous single men are not chomping at the bit to shag their wife.
These delusional souls usually have demands and stipulations that makes you wonder if they're Brad and Angelina incognito: you MUST book and pay for the hotel, Dorchester, Goring, Savoy or Langham only.
You MUST bring lingerie for the wife: La Senza only and Dom Pérignon for him. After you've licked the wife to orgasm, tell her how hot she is you'll leave us in the room to enjoy: you'll leave balls still full!
Their petulance and sense of entitlement then leads them to go through the verifications belittling the calibre of the women they've met: too fat, too ugly, too hairy...unlike their perfect specimen of a wife.
Personally, I find it all rather amusing. "
Perfection!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"its maybe how your profile reads, if ur looking for that ONE guy....getta grip we wanna shag many holes ffs(I cannot speak for all my peers..but we are all the sameish)
BUT...dont think we will bend over backwards JUST to satisfy u or hubbies fantasy(his is always first for some reason..........)
so IN my time of meeti_g couples, its rare ive met the arsehole hubbie who thinks im some wannabe intended porn star...I might engage ur wife better than u can(not trying to steal her ffs)(unless HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT)"
stop meeti_g couples, two singles meeting is much less hassle |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"its maybe how your profile reads, if ur looking for that ONE guy....getta grip we wanna shag many holes ffs(I cannot speak for all my peers..but we are all the sameish)
BUT...dont think we will bend over backwards JUST to satisfy u or hubbies fantasy(his is always first for some reason..........)
so IN my time of meeti_g couples, its rare ive met the arsehole hubbie who thinks im some wannabe intended porn star...I might engage ur wife better than u can(not trying to steal her ffs)(unless HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT)
The solution is simple. Stick with us single women. "
I wish.... In your case lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"its maybe how your profile reads, if ur looking for that ONE guy....getta grip we wanna shag many holes ffs(I cannot speak for all my peers..but we are all the sameish)
BUT...dont think we will bend over backwards JUST to satisfy u or hubbies fantasy(his is always first for some reason..........)
so IN my time of meeti_g couples, its rare ive met the arsehole hubbie who thinks im some wannabe intended porn star...I might engage ur wife better than u can(not trying to steal her ffs)(unless HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT)
stop meeti_g couples, two singles meeting is much less hassle "
Ok NN...u gave the best offer, now lets exchange rings...could be painfull...mines piled xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh and the point apparently I missed?..those complaining they cant get meets...I think the title and subject sorta spelled that out...weirdly enough lol
I thought you were coming out as TV and letting us know you were deleting your profile. Shit how the feck did I get that wrong? "
usernolongerobnsite says: I'll be back to lick up that tasty bald fluffhole xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Paddy stop moaning ffs man
how dare u...put luke on, I'm tired of dealing with ur domineering ways! x"
He is tied up at the moment so he can't come to the forums at the moment!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Paddy stop moaning ffs man
how dare u...put luke on, I'm tired of dealing with ur domineering ways! x
He is tied up at the moment so he can't come to the forums at the moment!
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cos ur cute and have a really tasty looking pussy, i will accept ur entrance x |
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By *RYBBWCouple
over a year ago
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Just a thought, but if so many don't like it on here why are you here ? Do you sit at home and watch a crap television program you don't like or do you change the channel ? Do you continue to buy takeaway's from an establishment that continually delivers poor quality food or do you go somewhere else ?
The simple solution is go elsewhere.
Just saying.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just a thought, but if so many don't like it on here why are you here ? Do you sit at home and watch a crap television program you don't like or do you change the channel ? Do you continue to buy takeaway's from an establishment that continually delivers poor quality food or do you go somewhere else ?
The simple solution is go elsewhere.
Just saying.
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I don't believe anyone who has contributed to the thread has suggested they 'don't like it on here'. So who are the 'so many' that you're referring to?
Is it your imagination running wild?
Just asking. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol he is not making any good impresions here.
Who isn't?  the op I meant.
I found it like the answers quite funny but maybe that's just my humour "
Yes it was quite fun as well lol x. |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"its maybe how your profile reads, if ur looking for that ONE guy....getta grip we wanna shag many holes ffs(I cannot speak for all my peers..but we are all the sameish)
BUT...dont think we will bend over backwards JUST to satisfy u or hubbies fantasy(his is always first for some reason..........)
so IN my time of meeti_g couples, its rare ive met the arsehole hubbie who thinks im some wannabe intended porn star...I might engage ur wife better than u can(not trying to steal her ffs)(unless HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT)"
I've heard not only do you bend over backwards for the arshole hubby,but when push comes to shove,
your blowjobs are well good.
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