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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We were messing about last night and was given a bet that i could not get my balls into a large marmite jar, i won the bet but i cant get them back out,ive tried everything and i am thinking of getting the hamer out
any advice as its a bit uncomfortable getting my jeans on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being the greatest marmite hate'er on fab anyway (see past posts)and also being set up with the stuff at socials cause a lot know i hate it with a passion
(i even won a marmite sandwich box and bottle of the devils brew in a bloody raffle that was fixed so id win
Then personally i dont think ya should even have a bloody marmite jar in ya house ta put ya balls in lol xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"panic over, i trapped the jar in a door and jumped backwards, if anyone is interested in buying some balls in a bottle, let me know lol"
LOL ..... I laughed out loud .. Good one !
How much are they ?
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"We were messing about last night and was given a bet that i could not get my balls into a large marmite jar, i won the bet but i cant get them back out,ive tried everything and i am thinking of getting the hamer out
any advice as its a bit uncomfortable getting my jeans on "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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(i even won a marmite sandwich box and bottle of the devils brew in a bloody raffle that was fixed so id win
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who would do such a thing to our darling shorty, tell me hun and ill give them a good spanking!!    |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is straight off one of them 1960s seaside postcards innit? I can picture the guy wincing with his knees knocking together and tears squirting out of his eyes with the vicar peering over the fence. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not trying to put a downer on it but you wont get both beans in a large Jar! "
wheres the guy with the stuff up his ass ????????
def wins post of the day for me!! lol!!! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not trying to put a downer on it but you wont get both beans in a large Jar!
wheres the guy with the stuff up his ass ????????
def wins post of the day for me!! lol!!! xx "
Well i don't know about up the arse as i have never tried! All that salt, yeast and spices i suspect may sting a little. As for balls in jar well its either small balls or butter and a plunger to get them in there!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not trying to put a downer on it but you wont get both beans in a large Jar!
wheres the guy with the stuff up his ass ????????
def wins post of the day for me!! lol!!! xx
Well i don't know about up the arse as i have never tried! All that salt, yeast and spices i suspect may sting a little. As for balls in jar well its either small balls or butter and a plunger to get them in there! "
Back in ya box ya marmite loving heathen
Destroy the devils brew
Ya all going to hell in a handcart xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not trying to put a downer on it but you wont get both beans in a large Jar!
wheres the guy with the stuff up his ass ????????
def wins post of the day for me!! lol!!! xx
Well i don't know about up the arse as i have never tried! All that salt, yeast and spices i suspect may sting a little. As for balls in jar well its either small balls or butter and a plunger to get them in there!
Back in ya box ya marmite loving heathen
Destroy the devils brew
Ya all going to hell in a handcart xxx "
Well i went there on a bus but all they had was bovril so i got a return. Bovril is the pits you know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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(i even won a marmite sandwich box and bottle of the devils brew in a bloody raffle that was fixed so id win
who would do such a thing to our darling shorty, tell me hun and ill give them a good spanking!! "
Oh Kat i wonder lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So many nutters on here i have absolutly no idea if this is a true story or made up pmsl"
i think this is the sequel to 1man1jar..should we google 1man1marmitejar???????
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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thats debatable _emmefatale marmite you either love it or hate it
oh i have an idea you could smash the jar with a realy realy big mallet nothing could go wrong. (sorry sarcasm button is broke) oh but he bright side of if it does go wrong is you wont be able to get your balls stuck in anything again |
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maybe try sitting in a bath and soaping yer balls out 
even better 