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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If everyone is hell bent on picking on minorities this week I might as well join in
I am going to pick in one specific minority group.
Midgets!
Yeah, little people!
Pixies elves, dwarves too!
All small people!
Yah! Boo! Sucks!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oi!!! You wanker!! I'm still here you know!! I haven't gone anywhere..
...i'd fist ya with that suited and booted fist of yours!
...oh, you don't mean me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok so I had a few days off over christmas but what did I miss? "
Everybody hates everybody apart from the 30 people who love each other and hate everyone else. Business as usual really! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a mini-rant OP?
You are just as bad: oppressor of short-arses everywhere. I'll take my heels of next time we meet to make it easier for me to bite you.
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You were wearing heels!!! 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't be so elf centered! it's not big and it's not clever! "
Oi, I think some PORG'S (Persons of restricted growth) will take offence at this post.
You don't have to be big to be clever!! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Is this a mini-rant OP?
You are just as bad: oppressor of short-arses everywhere. I'll take my heels of next time we meet to make it easier for me to bite you.
You were wearing heels!!!
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You see how angry I am? I missed an f off my off! I'd best use that f elsewhere and soon.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If everyone is hell bent on picking on minorities this week I might as well join in
I am going to pick in one specific minority group.
Midgets!
Yeah, little people!
Pixies elves, dwarves too!
All small people!
Yah! Boo! Sucks! "
I'm a bit of a midget  bring it on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I used to be a midget . . . but I grew out of it 
You're not so big I couldn't get you over my knees for a spanking either, missy.
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Can I watch this please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Queen? Queen? Where are you? I need summink to lean on..."
I'm here and Oi I'm not a midget I'm funsized.. And good things come in small packages don't you know  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Queen? Queen? Where are you? I need summink to lean on...
I'm here and Oi I'm not a midget I'm funsized.. And good things come in small packages don't you know "
A less well endowed man told me that once |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I am little too.
The good thing is tho that us shorter ladies have dainty little feet, im a size 3, not big strapping feet like a size 8 !  "
I'm a size 3 too. I love my little feet. I don't have fat stubby toes or those scary long prehensile ones. |
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"Queen? Queen? Where are you? I need summink to lean on...
I'm here and Oi I'm not a midget I'm funsized.. And good things come in small packages don't you know
A less well endowed man told me that once "
According to your profile, you're straight.
Busted!!
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"See we do have the advantage on man sized feet
Plus there's always more choice in the kids section in the sales! "
That's true and I have had some lovely shoes in the sales.
Did you feel a punch from me? There'll be another on it's way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"See we do have the advantage on man sized feet
Plus there's always more choice in the kids section in the sales!
That's true and I have had some lovely shoes in the sales.
Did you feel a punch from me? There'll be another on it's way."
I did! Thanks!
Wish her hands were as small as yours - would have hurt less! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"See we do have the advantage on man sized feet
Plus there's always more choice in the kids section in the sales!
That's true and I have had some lovely shoes in the sales.
Did you feel a punch from me? There'll be another on it's way.
I did! Thanks!
Wish her hands were as small as yours - would have hurt less! "
I don't need big hands to tweak your nipples really hard.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"See we do have the advantage on man sized feet
Plus there's always more choice in the kids section in the sales!
That's true and I have had some lovely shoes in the sales.
Did you feel a punch from me? There'll be another on it's way.
I did! Thanks!
Wish her hands were as small as yours - would have hurt less!
I don't need big hands to tweak your nipples really hard.
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Just a box to stand on to reach! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"See we do have the advantage on man sized feet
Plus there's always more choice in the kids section in the sales! "
Only one problem Obi, my kind of shoes you don't find in the 'kids' section |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP, you see what you have unleashed? I am a pacifist and now I am hitting people and tweaking their nipples. This is what happens when you incite intolerance and hatred.
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Maybe we should stop - this was meant to be a little bit of fun. Somebody's bound to go over the top soon!
*if they can find a ladder! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am little too.
The good thing is tho that us shorter ladies have dainty little feet, im a size 3, not big strapping feet like a size 8 !
I'm a size 9  "
I'm not saying the size of my feet.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am little too.
The good thing is tho that us shorter ladies have dainty little feet, im a size 3, not big strapping feet like a size 8 !
I'm a size 9
I'm not saying the size of my feet.
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Go on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Queen? Queen? Where are you? I need summink to lean on...
I'm here and Oi I'm not a midget I'm funsized.. And good things come in small packages don't you know
A less well endowed man told me that once
According to your profile, you're straight.
Busted!!
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isaid he told me, he didn't show me |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"There's no reason for anyone 'vertically challenged' to be grumpy.
*not when there's six other perfectly good names to choose from! "
Now I know you are searching on t'internet for new material. Obi, it's beneath you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am little too.
The good thing is tho that us shorter ladies have dainty little feet, im a size 3, not big strapping feet like a size 8 !
I'm a size 9
I'm not saying the size of my feet.
Go on "
Get me some chicken and i will...and no, it's not because i can't reach the counter
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's no reason for anyone 'vertically challenged' to be grumpy.
*not when there's six other perfectly good names to choose from!
Now I know you are searching on t'internet for new material. Obi, it's beneath you."
Noooooooooo! I've been busy cooking! Thought of that ages ago!
And who's beneath me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It must be difficult for the overly tall people. Their brains are the same size as ours but it has to work extra hard powering all that excess height.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's no reason for anyone 'vertically challenged' to be grumpy.
*not when there's six other perfectly good names to choose from!
Now I know you are searching on t'internet for new material. Obi, it's beneath you.
Noooooooooo! I've been busy cooking! Thought of that ages ago!
And who's beneath me? "
Dobby from Harry Potter. Enjoy his soft skin Obi.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's no reason for anyone 'vertically challenged' to be grumpy.
*not when there's six other perfectly good names to choose from!
Now I know you are searching on t'internet for new material. Obi, it's beneath you.
Noooooooooo! I've been busy cooking! Thought of that ages ago!
And who's beneath me?
Dobby from Harry Potter. Enjoy his soft skin Obi.
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'Dobby is used to death threats, sir. Dobby gets them five times a day at home' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If everyone is hell bent on picking on minorities this week I might as well join in
I am going to pick in one specific minority group.
Midgets!
Yeah, little people!
Pixies elves, dwarves too!
All small people!
Yah! Boo! Sucks! "
Finally, someone confronting the little issues of the day!
Il'l get my coat now......taxi! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It could have been worst... He could have picked on a really oppressed minority....... Like the gingers!!!
Gingers are the worst minority of all! They deserve to be picked on!
When shall we start with you then?
Any time. "
You know I never would. You and BlondeCaz are my favourite gingers.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It could have been worst... He could have picked on a really oppressed minority....... Like the gingers!!!
Gingers are the worst minority of all! They deserve to be picked on!
When shall we start with you then?
Any time.
You know I never would. You and BlondeCaz are my favourite gingers.
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Aww |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It could have been worst... He could have picked on a really oppressed minority....... Like the gingers!!!
Gingers are the worst minority of all! They deserve to be picked on!
When shall we start with you then?
Any time.
You know I never would. You and BlondeCaz are my favourite gingers.
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They're 'honorary' strawberry blondes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It could have been worst... He could have picked on a really oppressed minority....... Like the gingers!!!
Gingers are the worst minority of all! They deserve to be picked on!
When shall we start with you then?
Any time.
You know I never would. You and BlondeCaz are my favourite gingers.
They're 'honorary' strawberry blondes! "
Caz is blue. I'm fish batter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It could have been worst... He could have picked on a really oppressed minority....... Like the gingers!!!
Gingers are the worst minority of all! They deserve to be picked on!
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...but they're gorgeous.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Everone in FAB land has to be perfect don't you know. If not the FAB perfect army will belittle them at every oportunity."
I've been waiting for that word to be played. They are not belittle (that's a banned word now) they are enlarging the difference.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish I had a sense of humour. I can't tell which posts are humourous and which are serious.
They are all serious. This is a serious subject.
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Height elitism is such a step above others for some |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wish I had a sense of humour. I can't tell which posts are humourous and which are serious.
They are all serious. This is a serious subject.
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Are you kidding me?
It's just a little joke ok |
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"I wish I had a sense of humour. I can't tell which posts are humourous and which are serious.
They are all serious. This is a serious subject.
Are you kidding me?
It's just a little joke ok"
When I read that this was a joke, I wasn't Happy mind you I wasn't Grumpy or Sneezy or ....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish I had a sense of humour. I can't tell which posts are humourous and which are serious.
They are all serious. This is a serious subject.
Height elitism is such a step above others for some "
Or one giant leap |
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By *D40Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"If everyone is hell bent on picking on minorities this week I might as well join in
I am going to pick in one specific minority group.
Midgets!
Yeah, little people!
Pixies elves, dwarves too!
All small people!
Yah! Boo! Sucks!
Finally, someone confronting the little issues of the day!
Il'l get my coat now......taxi!"
OP - you brought a little bit of sunshine into my living room. I thank you
Julie x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish I had a sense of humour. I can't tell which posts are humourous and which are serious.
They are all serious. This is a serious subject.
Are you kidding me?
It's just a little joke ok"
I think it went right over her head. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish I had a sense of humour. I can't tell which posts are humourous and which are serious.
They are all serious. This is a serious subject.
Are you kidding me?
It's just a little joke ok
I think it went right over her head."
We'll see how tall you are once you take those heels off!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I actually have a phobia of dwarves. It's not cool but they scare the fuck out of me. Charlie and the chocolate family is a horror movie in my world. "
...those oompa loompa's are freaky.
But, then again. It's all that fake tan they had on.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I wish I had a sense of humour. I can't tell which posts are humourous and which are serious.
They are all serious. This is a serious subject.
Height elitism is such a step above others for some
Or one giant leap "
Careful Missy. I am at your nearest service station right now. I know the secret of your black box. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I actually have a phobia of dwarves. It's not cool but they scare the fuck out of me. Charlie and the chocolate family is a horror movie in my world.
Is that why you stood me up?"
She told me she had put you on a pedestal  |
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