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Ive never had a subway
greggs
only had kfc once and that was when i was 40
Never watched or read harry potter (hence why im on here today)
Never watched a james bond movie
Never been to a shop and bought a packet of condoms |
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Never worn a bra (honestly)
Never asked for assistance when purchasing tampons either.
Never stroked a lion, although stroked unknown number of pussies
Never watched any of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Search-for-prat shows |
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"never been on a moving motorbike
never seen a star wars film
never smoked
strange isnt it , when you think of the things I have done lol !!"
Ive never seen a star wars or star trek movie either. Yes funny what we will do, i mean i will think of nothing of laying flat on my back legs spread with a champagne bottle up my flu with about 100 people watching but would die of embarresment buying a packet of condoms |
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"never been on a moving motorbike
never seen a star wars film
never smoked
strange isnt it , when you think of the things I have done lol !!
Ive never seen a star wars or star trek movie either. Yes funny what we will do, i mean i will think of nothing of laying flat on my back legs spread with a champagne bottle up my flu with about 100 people watching but would die of embarresment buying a packet of condoms"
exactly...or having jelly put where its never been meant to go - well not rowntrees strawberry flavour anyhow!  |
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"never been on a moving motorbike
never seen a star wars film
never smoked
strange isnt it , when you think of the things I have done lol !!
Ive never seen a star wars or star trek movie either. Yes funny what we will do, i mean i will think of nothing of laying flat on my back legs spread with a champagne bottle up my flu with about 100 people watching but would die of embarresment buying a packet of condoms"
You've never asked for party balloons?  |
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"By the way that does not mean I regard either of you as simple things!"
lol, where definetly not simple well sprite isnt lol. I just looked at your profile 4 meets in 9 weeks are you sure you would be able to fit us in lol |
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" I just looked at your profile 4 meets in 9 weeks are you sure you would be able to fit us in lol"
Well actually it was 2 meets and 4 couples.
When I last went in to buy some condoms I asked the young lady for some of those things men are embarrassed to ask for and I dont mean tampons, and quick as a flash she said with a smile - oh you must mean pile cream. |
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"Yes funny what we will do, i mean i will think of nothing of laying flat on my back legs spread with a champagne bottle up my flu with about 100 people watching but would die of embarresment buying a packet of condoms
exactly...or having jelly put where its never been meant to go - well not rowntrees strawberry flavour anyhow! "
more details please ladies... Tee Hee
I'm all excited now... Isn't your chuff a bit of a warm place to try and get jelly to set?  |
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"I've been to paradise but I've never been to me.
arrrghh who sung that ?? charlene?? charlotte?? damn im singin it now!! xx
charlene lol, showing my age again.
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cheers!! it was on magic the other day ! wonder if she ever got to me?? hope she wasnt usin british airways lol xx  |
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"I've been to paradise but I've never been to me.
arrrghh who sung that ?? charlene?? charlotte?? damn im singin it now!! xx
charlene lol, showing my age again.
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Just pretend you first heard it on Desperate Housewives! |
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"I've been to paradise but I've never been to me.
arrrghh who sung that ?? charlene?? charlotte?? damn im singin it now!! xx
charlene lol, showing my age again.
Just pretend you first heard it on Desperate Housewives! "
dont actually watch it!! but looking forward to cougar town it looks funny! x |
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I have never:
ridden a motorbike
had sex in a swimming pool
been to a lot of places of interest
watches Strickly, Pop Idol, X Factor or similar "reality" programmes
eaten insects except worms
etc... |
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