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over a year ago
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"Horah
Always like a curvy man
Fancy a fuck curvster ???
Can I cover you in gravy first?
Rice pudding only ...
Even better "
Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to change my 'body type' to curvy ... Too much sausage meat, butter, stollen, panatone, cream, biscuits, chocolate and potatoes.
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Chocolate & potatoes that's a random combo  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Horah
Always like a curvy man
Fancy a fuck curvster ???
Can I cover you in gravy first?
Rice pudding only ...
Even better
Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door "
Perfect ... You can't run away! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm going to change my 'body type' to curvy ... Too much sausage meat, butter, stollen, panatone, cream, biscuits, chocolate and potatoes.
Chocolate & potatoes that's a random combo "
You should try it and get back to me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Horah
Always like a curvy man
Fancy a fuck curvster ???
Can I cover you in gravy first?
Rice pudding only ...
Even better
Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door
Perfect ... You can't run away! "
Run I can barely make it upstairs - fuck me where you find me curvy boy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Horah
Always like a curvy man
Fancy a fuck curvster ???
Can I cover you in gravy first?
Rice pudding only ...
Even better
Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door
Perfect ... You can't run away!
Run I can barely make it upstairs - fuck me where you find me curvy boy"
I've never wanted you more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Horah
Always like a curvy man
Fancy a fuck curvster ???
Can I cover you in gravy first?
Rice pudding only ...
Even better
Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door
Perfect ... You can't run away!
Run I can barely make it upstairs - fuck me where you find me curvy boy
I've never wanted you more"
I know .. Im fucking sexy like this  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Horah
Always like a curvy man
Fancy a fuck curvster ???
Can I cover you in gravy first?
Rice pudding only ...
Even better
Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door
Perfect ... You can't run away!
Run I can barely make it upstairs - fuck me where you find me curvy boy
I've never wanted you more
I know .. Im fucking sexy like this "
Stop it ... You're only teasing me, I can't get to you, barge down your door and look upon you, lying in a puddle of rice pudding, gargling "fuck me curvy boy, fuck me"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Horah
Always like a curvy man
Fancy a fuck curvster ???
Can I cover you in gravy first?
Rice pudding only ...
Even better
Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door
Perfect ... You can't run away!
Run I can barely make it upstairs - fuck me where you find me curvy boy
I've never wanted you more
I know .. Im fucking sexy like this
Stop it ... You're only teasing me, I can't get to you, barge down your door and look upon you, lying in a puddle of rice pudding, gargling "fuck me curvy boy, fuck me"
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Id put on my ' onesie' too baby  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Horah
Always like a curvy man
Fancy a fuck curvster ???
Can I cover you in gravy first?
Rice pudding only ...
Even better
Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door
Perfect ... You can't run away!
Run I can barely make it upstairs - fuck me where you find me curvy boy
I've never wanted you more
I know .. Im fucking sexy like this
Stop it ... You're only teasing me, I can't get to you, barge down your door and look upon you, lying in a puddle of rice pudding, gargling "fuck me curvy boy, fuck me"
Id put on my ' onesie' too baby "
I'm giving in ... Pass me the kerrygold, I must wank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to change my 'body type' to curvy ... Too much sausage meat, butter, stollen, panatone, cream, biscuits, chocolate and potatoes.
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Gotta love a bit of tubbiness on a guy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Horah
Always like a curvy man
Fancy a fuck curvster ???
Can I cover you in gravy first?
Rice pudding only ...
Even better
Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door
Perfect ... You can't run away!
Run I can barely make it upstairs - fuck me where you find me curvy boy
I've never wanted you more
I know .. Im fucking sexy like this
Stop it ... You're only teasing me, I can't get to you, barge down your door and look upon you, lying in a puddle of rice pudding, gargling "fuck me curvy boy, fuck me"
Id put on my ' onesie' too baby
I'm giving in ... Pass me the kerrygold, I must wank"
Blimey, I'm off to the Ambrosia aisle for you misses, none of that Tesco cheap stuff for you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Horah
Always like a curvy man
Fancy a fuck curvster ???
Can I cover you in gravy first?
Rice pudding only ...
Even better
Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door
Perfect ... You can't run away!
Run I can barely make it upstairs - fuck me where you find me curvy boy
I've never wanted you more
I know .. Im fucking sexy like this
Stop it ... You're only teasing me, I can't get to you, barge down your door and look upon you, lying in a puddle of rice pudding, gargling "fuck me curvy boy, fuck me"
Id put on my ' onesie' too baby
I'm giving in ... Pass me the kerrygold, I must wank"
My job here is done |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Horah
Always like a curvy man
Fancy a fuck curvster ???
Can I cover you in gravy first?
Rice pudding only ...
Even better
Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door
Perfect ... You can't run away!
Run I can barely make it upstairs - fuck me where you find me curvy boy
I've never wanted you more
I know .. Im fucking sexy like this
Stop it ... You're only teasing me, I can't get to you, barge down your door and look upon you, lying in a puddle of rice pudding, gargling "fuck me curvy boy, fuck me"
Id put on my ' onesie' too baby
I'm giving in ... Pass me the kerrygold, I must wank
Blimey, I'm off to the Ambrosia aisle for you misses, none of that Tesco cheap stuff for you!"
Ah bless - thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Horah
Always like a curvy man
Fancy a fuck curvster ???
Can I cover you in gravy first?
Rice pudding only ...
Even better
Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door
Perfect ... You can't run away!
Run I can barely make it upstairs - fuck me where you find me curvy boy
I've never wanted you more
I know .. Im fucking sexy like this
Stop it ... You're only teasing me, I can't get to you, barge down your door and look upon you, lying in a puddle of rice pudding, gargling "fuck me curvy boy, fuck me"
Id put on my ' onesie' too baby
I'm giving in ... Pass me the kerrygold, I must wank"
Catchy tag line ~ 'need a wank pass the kerrygold'..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Horah
Always like a curvy man
Fancy a fuck curvster ???
Can I cover you in gravy first?
Rice pudding only ...
Even better
Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door
Perfect ... You can't run away!
Run I can barely make it upstairs - fuck me where you find me curvy boy
I've never wanted you more
I know .. Im fucking sexy like this
Stop it ... You're only teasing me, I can't get to you, barge down your door and look upon you, lying in a puddle of rice pudding, gargling "fuck me curvy boy, fuck me"
Id put on my ' onesie' too baby
I'm giving in ... Pass me the kerrygold, I must wank
My job here is done "
One more sentence of filth, I'm nearly there ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Horah
Always like a curvy man
Fancy a fuck curvster ???
Can I cover you in gravy first?
Rice pudding only ...
Even better
Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door
Perfect ... You can't run away!
Run I can barely make it upstairs - fuck me where you find me curvy boy
I've never wanted you more
I know .. Im fucking sexy like this
Stop it ... You're only teasing me, I can't get to you, barge down your door and look upon you, lying in a puddle of rice pudding, gargling "fuck me curvy boy, fuck me"
Id put on my ' onesie' too baby
I'm giving in ... Pass me the kerrygold, I must wank
My job here is done
One more sentence of filth, I'm nearly there ..."
Marigolds on - onesie - rice pudding ....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Horah
Always like a curvy man
Fancy a fuck curvster ???
Can I cover you in gravy first?
Rice pudding only ...
Even better
Sorted .. you will have to come to me though - Ive eaten so much I fear I may not be able to get through my door
Perfect ... You can't run away!
Run I can barely make it upstairs - fuck me where you find me curvy boy
I've never wanted you more
I know .. Im fucking sexy like this
Stop it ... You're only teasing me, I can't get to you, barge down your door and look upon you, lying in a puddle of rice pudding, gargling "fuck me curvy boy, fuck me"
Id put on my ' onesie' too baby
I'm giving in ... Pass me the kerrygold, I must wank
My job here is done
One more sentence of filth, I'm nearly there ...
Marigolds on - onesie - rice pudding ....... "
Ooooooh ahhhh! There's protein everywhere.
Goodnight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP, if you will eat even when in the bath...
My stollen fest continues.
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Now that's cruel. Had put it out of my mind, that Aldi stollen I did a 40 mile roundtrip for only for not to find any.  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"OP, if you will eat even when in the bath...
My stollen fest continues.
Now that's cruel. Had put it out of my mind, that Aldi stollen I did a 40 mile roundtrip for only for not to find any. "
 I'm sorry. I'll see if I can find some with a use by date to February for you.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"OP, if you will eat even when in the bath...
My stollen fest continues.
I recommend the bahlsen stollen, waitrose sell it. "
Are we back to Bahlsen talk? I have some Choco Leibniz in the cupboard.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP, if you will eat even when in the bath...
My stollen fest continues.
I recommend the bahlsen stollen, waitrose sell it.
Are we back to Bahlsen talk? I have some Choco Leibniz in the cupboard.
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How many? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"OP, if you will eat even when in the bath...
My stollen fest continues.
I recommend the bahlsen stollen, waitrose sell it.
Are we back to Bahlsen talk? I have some Choco Leibniz in the cupboard.
How many? "
Just one unopened pack. I still have two boxes of unopened chocolate cherry liqueurs too.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP, if you will eat even when in the bath...
My stollen fest continues.
I recommend the bahlsen stollen, waitrose sell it.
Are we back to Bahlsen talk? I have some Choco Leibniz in the cupboard.
How many?
Just one unopened pack. I still have two boxes of unopened chocolate cherry liqueurs too.
"
I don't drink, but I'm unsure as to where I draw the line.. I'll eat desserts with alcohol in, I don't know how to treat liqueurs |
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