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“I don’t like Cricket…. oh-no…. ”
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haven't you ever bowled a maiden over Soxy ?
Only when I tried to put my stump in her crease.....  "
Last time I tried they, she whipped me bails off....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seriously I don’t like cricket,,,,
yeah, you may not like cricket, but the post title just took me back o going to watch 10cc the other week lol"
Along with quo |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Haven't you ever bowled a maiden over Soxy ?
Only when I tried to put my stump in her crease.....
Last time I tried they, she whipped me bails off.... "
Yikes you must have hit a Boundary….  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know England retained the Ashes this year by winning and retained the Ashes this year by losing.  
I have a cricket mad family and none of them understand why I don't get it.
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they didnt retain them by losing, they lost them by losing lol |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I know England retained the Ashes this year by winning and retained the Ashes this year by losing.
I have a cricket mad family and none of them understand why I don't get it.
they didnt retain them by losing, they lost them by losing lol"
Nooooo. That little wooden urn doesn't move. I read it here on the forum. England has lost them but they are retained here in England.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Haven't you ever bowled a maiden over Soxy ?
Only when I tried to put my stump in her crease.....
Last time I tried they, she whipped me bails off....
Yikes you must have hit a Boundary…. "
A couple more slips, and I'll have a square leg...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Haven't you ever bowled a maiden over Soxy ?
Only when I tried to put my stump in her crease.....
Last time I tried they, she whipped me bails off....
Yikes you must have hit a Boundary….
A couple more slips, and I'll have a square leg... "
Yeah but can always pull yourself round again.....
Boom-boom,,,, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haven't you ever bowled a maiden over Soxy ?
Only when I tried to put my stump in her crease.....
Last time I tried they, she whipped me bails off....
Yikes you must have hit a Boundary….
A couple more slips, and I'll have a square leg...
Yeah but can always pull yourself round again.....
Boom-boom,,,, "
You'll have me in creases...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know England retained the Ashes this year by winning and retained the Ashes this year by losing.
I have a cricket mad family and none of them understand why I don't get it.
they didnt retain them by losing, they lost them by losing lol
Nooooo. That little wooden urn doesn't move. I read it here on the forum. England has lost them but they are retained here in England.
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Even the urn that they are presented with at the end of the ashes is a copy of the original, the proper one never leaves lords |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Was recent news to me that to qiite a lot of people, not, it has to be said, Scottish people, it actually matters who wins. And people can get passionate about men whacking a ball. Well, takes all sorts  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know England retained the Ashes this year by winning and retained the Ashes this year by losing.
I have a cricket mad family and none of them understand why I don't get it.
they didnt retain them by losing, they lost them by losing lol
Nooooo. That little wooden urn doesn't move. I read it here on the forum. England has lost them but they are retained here in England.
Even the urn that they are presented with at the end of the ashes is a copy of the original, the proper one never leaves lords"
it should remain in the home of cricket
the Australians don't seem to mind.
to all the forumites who say they do not like cricket i say absolute poo pants the lot of you.
its a educated tactical grown up game that can be enjoyed anywhere and everywhere by old and young, rich or poor, black or white and by men and women |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seriously I don’t like cricket,,,,
The very thought of it has drained me of all enthusiasm and I can't even be arsed to make cricket based pun."
Not even a very camp one?
That's hardly Cricket! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That edged me at fine middle leg!!
That sounds dangerous for a middle leg.
Sacrilege!!!
Report to me first thing with Bacon & Eggs! 
Only if you have bubble and squeak.
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What, after the last couple of days? You're keen!! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"That edged me at fine middle leg!!
That sounds dangerous for a middle leg.
Sacrilege!!!
Report to me first thing with Bacon & Eggs!
Only if you have bubble and squeak.
What, after the last couple of days? You're keen!! "
I had roast beef yesterday, with sprouts, cabbage, beans and carrots and I have had cereal, fruit and chocolate liqueurs today. What's to worry about?
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