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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What was the joke in you're cracker people!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Q, What does a transvestite do for Christmas?

A, Eat, drink and be Mary...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Q, What does a transvestite do for Christmas?

A, Eat, drink and be Mary...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What do you get when you eat all the Christmas decorations? .... Tinselitus!!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

what do you call a penguin in the sahara ...... lost

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what's black, white, black, white, black, white....

a penguin rolling down a hill lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine was..why did the birds fly south? Because it was too far to walk.

And my party hat didn't fit not on lol

Nette

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats grey got 4 legs and a trunk??? A mouse going on holiday!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I don't get this one, but..... What vampires have on their Xmas dinner?.... Grave-y

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grave! as in cemetery, somewhere you stick a coffin, a complexed joke, multi levelled, full of double entendre subtle but genius. Comedy gold

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Grave! as in cemetery, somewhere you stick a coffin, a complexed joke, multi levelled, full of double entendre subtle but genius. Comedy gold

They have nought to do with graves though do they!? Ha that's why I didn't quite get it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Grave! as in cemetery, somewhere you stick a coffin, a complexed joke, multi levelled, full of double entendre subtle but genius. Comedy gold

Am I missing something with yr domino picture also ha!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

6 and 3 is 9, 9 and 9 is 18 look there brother baby and you'll see what I've seen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine said " what do women and prawns have in common? The heads are full of shit but the pink bits taste nice"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mine said " what do women and prawns have in common? The heads are full of shit but the pink bits taste nice""

Ha!

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

Aw I thought you were talking about the detective chappy... would have liked A good Cracker today.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a snowman in July?

A puddle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What do you call a snowman in July?

A puddle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do frogs drink?

Croakacola

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Few more but can't remember

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Q, What does a transvestite do for Christmas?

A, Eat, drink and be Mary...

Pmpl!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why do cows lie down when its raining?

To keep each udder dry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What did the grape do when it was stepped on?

Gave a little wine

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