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over a year ago
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"Probably not, but fuck it.. I I know a good madam and her five daughters who'll do me well in the down time. Hahahahaha "
I think I know the same lady.... She's very good in emergencies! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Lickety, I think you've just been trumped.  "
The dog did do a rather noxious fart earlier...
I sometimes think it would be nice to wake up on Christmas morning with someone next to me and to make love before getting on with the day. Then ending the day with nice comfy sex.
Then I remember they'd have to use my bathroom.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lickety, I think you've just been trumped.
The dog did do a rather noxious fart earlier...
I sometimes think it would be nice to wake up on Christmas morning with someone next to me and to make love before getting on with the day. Then ending the day with nice comfy sex.
Then I remember they'd have to use my bathroom."
Ya daft bugger |
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
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"No and I haven't had one in almost 30 years.
lol 
Why are you laughing, and out loud at that?sorry didnt mean too
It's cruel to mock the deprived.
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Not to mention offer a Gillette for hair palms........  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"No and I haven't had one in almost 30 years.
lol
Why are you laughing, and out loud at that?sorry didnt mean too
It's cruel to mock the deprived.
Not to mention offer a Gillette for hair palms........ "
My palms aren't hairy. I'm more of a GALMI person.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"My palms aren't hairy. I'm more of a GALMI person.
What on earth are you doing in Niger?!"
Well, I never knew it was a place in Niger. I'll have to be careful how it use it from now on.
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;) |
"No and I haven't had one in almost 30 years.
lol
Why are you laughing, and out loud at that?sorry didnt mean too
It's cruel to mock the deprived.
Not to mention offer a Gillette for hair palms........
My palms aren't hairy. I'm more of a GALMI person.
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Galmi person? That's one of those god forsaken soapy glitter bombs from lush that give a fella a twinkly eye for months every time he has a bath right |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"No and I haven't had one in almost 30 years.
lol
Why are you laughing, and out loud at that?sorry didnt mean too
It's cruel to mock the deprived.
Not to mention offer a Gillette for hair palms........
My palms aren't hairy. I'm more of a GALMI person.
Galmi person? That's one of those god forsaken soapy glitter bombs from lush that give a fella a twinkly eye for months every time he has a bath right "
No, it the exact opposite of DIY = get a little man in.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Probably not, but fuck it.. I I know a good madam and her five daughters who'll do me well in the down time. Hahahahaha "
Ahhhhh I know a similar family |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Well, maybe next year... (feel a song coming up)
Are you suggesting I give it to someone "speshull"?
Nah - rather send in the clowns "
Now I am going to be singing that when I head to bed.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well, maybe next year... (feel a song coming up)
Are you suggesting I give it to someone "speshull"?
Nah - rather send in the clowns
Now I am going to be singing that when I head to bed. "
Dame Judy doesn't do a bad job when she sings it. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Well, maybe next year... (feel a song coming up)
Are you suggesting I give it to someone "speshull"?
Nah - rather send in the clowns
Now I am going to be singing that when I head to bed.
Dame Judy doesn't do a bad job when she sings it."
I like her version but I have been saved as I am now singing Hark the Herald! So I will be off to bed now.
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