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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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followin on from the smoking thread...
distractions when driving obviously cause accidents here is my top 5.
1. children either fightin or are we there yet and so forth!!
2. bloody sat nav when it takes you the wrong way and you are argueing with it
3. parents yapping/watchin speedo/commentin about others driving
4. friends who hit the invisible brake when you ten miles from car in front.
5. partners/ significant others who seem to be under impression they know where they are goin and can drive better/quicker etc than you.
so there you go give me the cigarette anyday less distraction more chance of survival for all concerned!! xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"followin on from the smoking thread...
distractions when driving obviously cause accidents here is my top 5.
1. children either fightin or are we there yet and so forth!!
2. bloody sat nav when it takes you the wrong way and you are argueing with it
3. parents yapping/watchin speedo/commentin about others driving
4. friends who hit the invisible brake when you ten miles from car in front.
5. partners/ significant others who seem to be under impression they know where they are goin and can drive better/quicker etc than you.
so there you go give me the cigarette anyday less distraction more chance of survival for all concerned!! xx "
Agreed - been there and worn the proverbial Tee... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gettin a BJ while driving is a great distraction.
And giving one while driving can sometimes disturb your concentration too  "
I was on about gettin one while i drive  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I saw the most bizarre thing that I've ever seen in my life lst week ...
I followed a Citroen Berlingo van for a couple of miles which had 2 boxer dogs in the back, licking the windows, Nothing unusual there, but then I noticed something very odd above the front passenger side seat ....
It looked like a big bird of some description but no, it couldn't be ffs surely not ? Followed it a bit further and there it was stretching it's wings, standing on the passenger side headrest !
Yes it was definately a bird .... the van turned off and I saw it through she side window .... it looked like a falcon of an eagle perched on the fucking headrest
Now if that isn't a distraction I don't know what is |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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"Gettin a BJ while driving is a great distraction.
And giving one while driving can sometimes disturb your concentration too
I was on about gettin one while i drive "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gettin a BJ while driving is a great distraction.
And giving one while driving can sometimes disturb your concentration too
I was on about gettin one while i drive
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I close my eyes when i cum so it could go all tits up if the car in front stops lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I saw the most bizarre thing that I've ever seen in my life lst week ...
I followed a Citroen Berlingo van for a couple of miles which had 2 boxer dogs in the back, licking the windows, Nothing unusual there, but then I noticed something very odd above the front passenger side seat ....
It looked like a big bird of some description but no, it couldn't be ffs surely not ? Followed it a bit further and there it was stretching it's wings, standing on the passenger side headrest !
Yes it was definately a bird .... the van turned off and I saw it through she side window .... it looked like a falcon of an eagle perched on the fucking headrest
Now if that isn't a distraction I don't know what is "
imagine u had bumped into it tryin to explain that to the insurance lol!! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"imagine u had bumped into it tryin to explain that to the insurance lol!! xx "
Too right, that woul'd have taken some explaining ..
It took me ages to actually realise that I hadn't imagined it. if I'd had a drink the night before, fair enough, but I hadn't lol
FFS a falcon in the front seat of a Berlingo Van ...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"imagine u had bumped into it tryin to explain that to the insurance lol!! xx
Or trying to explain it to the doc sewing your dick back on!!! "
lol!! be a good compensation claim but wouldnt fancy bein the one sortin it out lol!! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"imagine u had bumped into it tryin to explain that to the insurance lol!! xx
Or trying to explain it to the doc sewing your dick back on!!!
lol!! be a good compensation claim but wouldnt fancy bein the one sortin it out lol!! xx"
I hung on to mine reading that!  |
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