Even though I think it's daft I can understand the using of sky remotes and the occasional beer can for comparison of a cock size but lately I've been seeing all different varieties of cans etc being used.
Gonna have to stand looking at profiles in boots soon so I can see exactly how big a can of Loeal extreme hold hair spray is  |
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I dont see the point in using anything.
End of day you cant change the size of it and there will always be someone who is bigger..
Women are attracted more to your personality and looks than whats in your pants
Altho its an added bounus .. lol |
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"is the same size of a sky remote good??
The sky remote is next to me and would appear just above average.
But using all sorts of random tins/cans and bottles is just confusing! "
...is roughly the same shape as a sky remote wrong? |
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"is the same size of a sky remote good??
The sky remote is next to me and would appear just above average.
But using all sorts of random tins/cans and bottles is just confusing! "
You should form a committee and evaluate all know cans, remotes, beer bottles and create a standard that would be used around the world, But apply for a grant to the EEC first  |
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"Even though I think it's daft I can understand the using of sky remotes and the occasional beer can for comparison of a cock size but lately I've been seeing all different varieties of cans etc being used."
They could just use a tape measure. |
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"is the same size of a sky remote good??
The sky remote is next to me and would appear just above average.
But using all sorts of random tins/cans and bottles is just confusing! ...is roughly the same shape as a sky remote wrong?"
is having more buttons on it than a sky remote wrong? |
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"Even though I think it's daft I can understand the using of sky remotes and the occasional beer can for comparison of a cock size but lately I've been seeing all different varieties of cans etc being used.
Gonna have to stand looking at profiles in boots soon so I can see exactly how big a can of Loeal extreme hold hair spray is "
haha it seems we have just looked at the same profile.....
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"is the same size of a sky remote good??
The sky remote is next to me and would appear just above average.
But using all sorts of random tins/cans and bottles is just confusing! ...is roughly the same shape as a sky remote wrong?"
Depends if the person looking is after average, above average or a whopper I suppose? |
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"Even though I think it's daft I can understand the using of sky remotes and the occasional beer can for comparison of a cock size but lately I've been seeing all different varieties of cans etc being used.
Gonna have to stand looking at profiles in boots soon so I can see exactly how big a can of Loeal extreme hold hair spray is
haha it seems we have just looked at the same profile.....
VO5"
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"is the same size of a sky remote good??
The sky remote is next to me and would appear just above average.
But using all sorts of random tins/cans and bottles is just confusing! ...is roughly the same shape as a sky remote wrong?
Depends if the person looking is after average, above average or a whopper I suppose?"
*Goes to Burger King* |
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"is the same size of a sky remote good??
The sky remote is next to me and would appear just above average.
But using all sorts of random tins/cans and bottles is just confusing! "
Are you suggesting we adopt the Sky standard as unit of measure for penises?
Obviously it'd go
micro-Sky
mini-Sky
Sky
kilo-Sky
Mega-Sky
its a given that the average would be around 10 milli-skys. |
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"Even though I think it's daft I can understand the using of sky remotes and the occasional beer can for comparison of a cock size but lately I've been seeing all different varieties of cans etc being used.
They could just use a tape measure."
Now there's an idea |
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"I'm going to use an IKEA pencil.
...do you think that will catch on?
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Why not, cocks aren't entirely dissimilar to flat pack - we advertise with pictures of the finished product, but that's not the state they arrive in, some assembly is required. |
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"I'm going to use an IKEA pencil.
...do you think that will catch on?
Why not, cocks aren't entirely dissimilar to flat pack - we advertise with pictures of the finished product, but that's not the state they arrive in, some assembly is required."
*colours may vary
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