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if you could take only 5things with you to a desert island
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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picture this...........
you have been stranded on a desert island all alone aawwwww and are likely to be there for some time before getting rescued boo!! hoo!!
what would be the 5 things that you would want with you if that happened??????
dont forget theres no electric there girls so no hair straightners lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Easy
1. Chocolate
2. Sun tan lotion
3. Loo roll
4. mobile phone...there better be a bloody signal!
5. Peanut "
aawwww shurup you!! fussy baby hahahahahahaha
xx-peanut-feeling-a-little-flushed-lol-xx
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A 56ft sunseeker manhatton ,airconed ,fridges full.
blow up doll ...can use her when frustrated then paddle to the beach on her
condoms unless she was new out the box
crate of moonshine so she actually looks real and after 3 bottles talks to you
suntan lotion
Ipod.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A 56ft sunseeker manhatton ,airconed ,fridges full.
blow up doll ...can use her when frustrated then paddle to the beach on her
condoms unless she was new out the box
crate of moonshine so she actually looks real and after 3 bottles talks to you
suntan lotion
Ipod.
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That's six things! Anyway good choices. Mine would be:-
Sun tan lotion
Shampoo
ipod
Big dildo
spare battery |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A 56ft sunseeker manhatton ,airconed ,fridges full.
blow up doll ...can use her when frustrated then paddle to the beach on her
condoms unless she was new out the box
crate of moonshine so she actually looks real and after 3 bottles talks to you
suntan lotion
Ipod.
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f**ckinel PD your funny mate pmsl only you eh!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A 56ft sunseeker manhatton ,airconed ,fridges full.
blow up doll ...can use her when frustrated then paddle to the beach on her
condoms unless she was new out the box
crate of moonshine so she actually looks real and after 3 bottles talks to you
suntan lotion
Ipod.
That's six things! Anyway good choices. Mine would be:-
Sun tan lotion
Shampoo
ipod
Big dildo
spare battery"
only 1 battery?? why not 4 batteries and ya big dildo hahahahaha
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even easier.... 5 gorgeous and completely nude babes 
garantee they only play safe, so your now stuck with 5 horny girls and no condoms :P
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no way five would have toothache though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Even easier.... 5 gorgeous and completely nude babes
garantee they only play safe, so your now stuck with 5 horny girls and no condoms :P
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There all already wearing diaphragms |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even easier.... 5 gorgeous and completely nude babes
garantee they only play safe, so your now stuck with 5 horny girls and no condoms :P
no way five would have toothache though"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A 56ft sunseeker manhatton ,airconed ,fridges full.
blow up doll ...can use her when frustrated then paddle to the beach on her
condoms unless she was new out the box
crate of moonshine so she actually looks real and after 3 bottles talks to you
suntan lotion
Ipod.
That's six things! Anyway good choices. Mine would be:-
Sun tan lotion
Shampoo
ipod
Big dildo
spare battery
only 1 battery?? why not 4 batteries and ya big dildo hahahahaha
xxpeanutxx"
OK, wasn't sure a pack counted as one item! I'll take a crate of em then!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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mmmmmmm this is very de ja vous (wink wink) my five items wud be
solar powered hair straightnersvibrator with solar rechargable batteries mascara, black ov course, liam gallagher and joe hart lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"mmmmmmm this is very de ja vous (wink wink) my five items wud be
solar powered hair straightnersvibrator with solar rechargable batteries mascara, black ov course, liam gallagher and joe hart lol xx"
Who's Joe Hart pray tell... |
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"mmmmmmm this is very de ja vous (wink wink) my five items wud be
solar powered hair straightnersvibrator with solar rechargable batteries mascara, black ov course, liam gallagher and joe hart lol xx"
you said i could go ...!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"mmmmmmm this is very de ja vous (wink wink) my five items wud be
solar powered hair straightnersvibrator with solar rechargable batteries mascara, black ov course, liam gallagher and joe hart lol xx
you said i could go ...!!!!!!!"
I LIED SUE ME XXX |
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"mmmmmmm this is very de ja vous (wink wink) my five items wud be
solar powered hair straightnersvibrator with solar rechargable batteries mascara, black ov course, liam gallagher and joe hart lol xx
you said i could go ...!!!!!!! I LIED SUE ME XXX"
you said your just like a blow up doll and you couldnt be over inflated ...huh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"mmmmmmm this is very de ja vous (wink wink) my five items wud be
solar powered hair straightnersvibrator with solar rechargable batteries mascara, black ov course, liam gallagher and joe hart lol xx
you said i could go ...!!!!!!! I LIED SUE ME XXX
well ur full ov hot air so why wud ya want me????? lol xx
you said your just like a blow up doll and you couldnt be over inflated ...huh"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"sorry peanut i appologise for the temporary thread hijack
eh you 2 stop flirtin on my post gggrrrrrr go get a room hahahahahahahahaha
peanut"
PD started it easy tiger!!! lol xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*Gok Wan's glasses (lets see how clever the fucker is about woman's clothes without them then)
* A sheep
* A couple of Pot Noddles
* Zoe Wannamaker (yes yes I know she is ugly, but at least she won't say No, if I take a top bid, she will tell me to piss off and go and fuck a tree stump or something)
* A Helicopter
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"*Gok Wan's glasses (lets see how clever the fucker is about woman's clothes without them then)
* A sheep
* A couple of Pot Noddles
* Zoe Wannamaker (yes yes I know she is ugly, but at least she won't say No, if I take a top bid, she will tell me to piss off and go and fuck a tree stump or something)
* A Helicopter
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hellicopters are handy BF you can come land on my boat and borrow my blow up doll |
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(1) ALL THE HOT RELIABLE GUYS FROM FAB
(2)ALL THE HOT RELIABLE COUPLES FROM FAB
(3)DJ FOR OUR SOCIALS
(4)CONDOMS
(5)SUNSCREEN TO STOP MY BOOBS N ASS FROM GETTING SUNBURNT
PEANUT DARLING WIL U OBLIGE WITH THE SUNSCREEN ? LOL
LUV JACS
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"Just want to point out to you lot im not sharing my loo roll you can all go find a frigin leaf "
there will be loads on my boat soft fluffy designer stuff ...dont need your scappy cheap roll of greaseproof paper ....lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just want to point out to you lot im not sharing my loo roll you can all go find a frigin leaf
there will be loads on my boat soft fluffy designer stuff ...dont need your scappy cheap roll of greaseproof paper ....lol"
Like the stuff you used to get at school....just spreads it about at bit |
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"Just want to point out to you lot im not sharing my loo roll you can all go find a frigin leaf
there will be loads on my boat soft fluffy designer stuff ...dont need your scappy cheap roll of greaseproof paper ....lol
Like the stuff you used to get at school....just spreads it about at bit "
Yuk that is soo horrible ...not sure i want my island anywhere near yours lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just want to point out to you lot im not sharing my loo roll you can all go find a frigin leaf
there will be loads on my boat soft fluffy designer stuff ...dont need your scappy cheap roll of greaseproof paper ....lol
Like the stuff you used to get at school....just spreads it about at bit
Yuk that is soo horrible ...not sure i want my island anywhere near yours lol "
LOL oooh we know you do....you would be bored without me |
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1) Pillow
2) Toothbrush
3) Guess i will buy an ipod
4) Loo roll
5) One sexy man attatched to a packet of condoms.
That will keep me happy for a little while, then i will borrow PD's helicopter and keep substituting the male when they get worn outxxkarenxx |
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"1)That will keep me happy for a little while, then i will borrow PD's helicopter and keep substituting the male when they get worn outxxkarenxx"
Its bigfellas hellicopter i had the big feck off boat....lol..pop in anytime |
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"1)That will keep me happy for a little while, then i will borrow PD's helicopter and keep substituting the male when they get worn outxxkarenxx
Its bigfellas hellicopter i had the big feck off boat....lol..pop in anytime "
lol sorry, can i borrow the boat as well. If i ship one boat load of men in does that count as one item lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1)That will keep me happy for a little while, then i will borrow PD's helicopter and keep substituting the male when they get worn outxxkarenxx
Its bigfellas hellicopter i had the big feck off boat....lol..pop in anytime "
Yes, I'm the one with the big chopper not him!!! |
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"1)That will keep me happy for a little while, then i will borrow PD's helicopter and keep substituting the male when they get worn outxxkarenxx
Its bigfellas hellicopter i had the big feck off boat....lol..pop in anytime
lol sorry, can i borrow the boat as well. If i ship one boat load of men in does that count as one item lol"
no i am not having a load of hairy arsed men on my manhatton love ...i got to save my fuel ... |
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"1)That will keep me happy for a little while, then i will borrow PD's helicopter and keep substituting the male when they get worn outxxkarenxx
Its bigfellas hellicopter i had the big feck off boat....lol..pop in anytime
lol sorry, can i borrow the boat as well. If i ship one boat load of men in does that count as one item lol
no i am not having a load of hairy arsed men on my manhatton love ...i got to save my fuel ..."
That is a very selfish attitude to take Mr PD. I would share my fishing rod with you lol |
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"1)That will keep me happy for a little while, then i will borrow PD's helicopter and keep substituting the male when they get worn outxxkarenxx
Its bigfellas hellicopter i had the big feck off boat....lol..pop in anytime
lol sorry, can i borrow the boat as well. If i ship one boat load of men in does that count as one item lol
no i am not having a load of hairy arsed men on my manhatton love ...i got to save my fuel ...
That is a very selfish attitude to take Mr PD. I would share my fishing rod with you lol"
you wont say that when its 43 degrees c and mine is the only airconditioner in a 1000 miles LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1)That will keep me happy for a little while, then i will borrow PD's helicopter and keep substituting the male when they get worn outxxkarenxx
Its bigfellas hellicopter i had the big feck off boat....lol..pop in anytime
lol sorry, can i borrow the boat as well. If i ship one boat load of men in does that count as one item lol
no i am not having a load of hairy arsed men on my manhatton love ...i got to save my fuel ...
That is a very selfish attitude to take Mr PD. I would share my fishing rod with you lol
you wont say that when its 43 degrees c and mine is the only airconditioner in a 1000 miles LOL"
can i store liam and my mascara in there then pleeeeeeeeese? xx |
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"1)That will keep me happy for a little while, then i will borrow PD's helicopter and keep substituting the male when they get worn outxxkarenxx
Its bigfellas hellicopter i had the big feck off boat....lol..pop in anytime
lol sorry, can i borrow the boat as well. If i ship one boat load of men in does that count as one item lol
no i am not having a load of hairy arsed men on my manhatton love ...i got to save my fuel ...
That is a very selfish attitude to take Mr PD. I would share my fishing rod with you lol
you wont say that when its 43 degrees c and mine is the only airconditioner in a 1000 miles LOLcan i store liam and my mascara in there then pleeeeeeeeese? xx"
nooo liam is too loud and leery ...and cant keep his mouth shut lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1)That will keep me happy for a little while, then i will borrow PD's helicopter and keep substituting the male when they get worn outxxkarenxx
Its bigfellas hellicopter i had the big feck off boat....lol..pop in anytime
lol sorry, can i borrow the boat as well. If i ship one boat load of men in does that count as one item lol
no i am not having a load of hairy arsed men on my manhatton love ...i got to save my fuel ...
That is a very selfish attitude to take Mr PD. I would share my fishing rod with you lol
you wont say that when its 43 degrees c and mine is the only airconditioner in a 1000 miles LOLcan i store liam and my mascara in there then pleeeeeeeeese? xx
nooo liam is too loud and leery ...and cant keep his mouth shut lol "
oh il be sitting on his face so u shouldnt worry xx |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"A 56ft sunseeker manhatton ,airconed ,fridges full.
blow up doll ...can use her when frustrated then paddle to the beach on her
condoms unless she was new out the box
crate of moonshine so she actually looks real and after 3 bottles talks to you
suntan lotion
Ipod.
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Thats 6 - loose one pussy boy!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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i would take erm?????????
1.Dita von teese shes rude as f**ck mmmm
2.a box of baby oil mmmmmmmm
3.a box full of various sex toys mmmmmm
4.a big crate of stella mmmmmmmmm
5.and a machette to build my house it might rain ya know lol
dont need condoms coz im guna re-populate the island with Dita mmmmmmm
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A 56ft sunseeker manhatton ,airconed ,fridges full.
blow up doll ...can use her when frustrated then paddle to the beach on her
condoms unless she was new out the box
crate of moonshine so she actually looks real and after 3 bottles talks to you
suntan lotion
Ipod.
Thats 6 - loose one pussy boy!!!"
yeah PD trust you to be a greedy boy lol
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"A 56ft sunseeker manhatton ,airconed ,fridges full.
blow up doll ...can use her when frustrated then paddle to the beach on her
condoms unless she was new out the box
crate of moonshine so she actually looks real and after 3 bottles talks to you
suntan lotion
Ipod.
Thats 6 - loose one pussy boy!!!"
errrn i am special ...i am allowed 6 ...... |
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