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"every question/topic on here has been asked before judging by the complaints that go with them."
lol,,yep, sure nobody would ever post if they searched every permutation of their question first |
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That was just when the name 'Fab Swingers' was copyrighted.
Fab started in the year 4 BC by a couple Jacob and Eva Admino-Apostlus who, upon walking in a beautiful garden laden with delicious fruits, decided to lay down and sample the fruit of the body as well as the succulent pears that were growing.
Whilst they were coupled together in ecstasy another couple walked into the garden and happened upon this fornicating couple. They stood and
watched for a while until they also were overcome with the desires of the flesh and joined in with the fornicating couple. This couple were known as Abraham and Catherine Moderati .
Soon news spread in the land of this secret group and others began descending to the garden, known as The Garden of Chams-Plaza. There are also early scriptures on the walls in nearby caves of texts and drawings of women bending over and a variety of phallus type drawings of various size. These early writings became known as
De Profiles and spread the word of the ever expanding group who were known as Swingus Disciple-us.
Admin are descendants of Jacob and through the many ages of time have spread the word of Swingus-Disciple-us adapting to modern teachings and invention until the emergence of the
world wide web whereby the message is broadcast to all modern disciples of the Swinging world.
I hope this aanswers your question OP.  |
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"That was just when the name 'Fab Swingers' was copyrighted.
Fab started in the year 4 BC by a couple Jacob and Eva Admino-Apostlus who, upon walking in a beautiful garden laden with delicious fruits, decided to lay down and sample the fruit of the body as well as the succulent pears that were growing.
Whilst they were coupled together in ecstasy another couple walked into the garden and happened upon this fornicating couple. They stood and
watched for a while until they also were overcome with the desires of the flesh and joined in with the fornicating couple. This couple were known as Abraham and Catherine Moderati .
Soon news spread in the land of this secret group and others began descending to the garden, known as The Garden of Chams-Plaza. There are also early scriptures on the walls in nearby caves of texts and drawings of women bending over and a variety of phallus type drawings of various size. These early writings became known as
De Profiles and spread the word of the ever expanding group who were known as Swingus Disciple-us.
Admin are descendants of Jacob and through the many ages of time have spread the word of Swingus-Disciple-us adapting to modern teachings and invention until the emergence of the
world wide web whereby the message is broadcast to all modern disciples of the Swinging world.
I hope this aanswers your question OP. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That was just when the name 'Fab Swingers' was copyrighted.
Fab started in the year 4 BC by a couple Jacob and Eva Admino-Apostlus who, upon walking in a beautiful garden laden with delicious fruits, decided to lay down and sample the fruit of the body as well as the succulent pears that were growing.
Whilst they were coupled together in ecstasy another couple walked into the garden and happened upon this fornicating couple. They stood and
watched for a while until they also were overcome with the desires of the flesh and joined in with the fornicating couple. This couple were known as Abraham and Catherine Moderati .
Soon news spread in the land of this secret group and others began descending to the garden, known as The Garden of Chams-Plaza. There are also early scriptures on the walls in nearby caves of texts and drawings of women bending over and a variety of phallus type drawings of various size. These early writings became known as
De Profiles and spread the word of the ever expanding group who were known as Swingus Disciple-us.
Admin are descendants of Jacob and through the many ages of time have spread the word of Swingus-Disciple-us adapting to modern teachings and invention until the emergence of the
world wide web whereby the message is broadcast to all modern disciples of the Swinging world.
I hope this aanswers your question OP. "
How did you come up with something so sophisticated at this hour?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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This seems to be the time when my brain is alert, Ill get tired soon and I wont be able to wake up at 8.30 when I should get up.
Im impressed with my typing, I am using a smartphone with a smallish screen and I only spotted one typing error. |
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If you really knew your history, you would know that the first swinger was Lileth who was Adams first wife. She had a thing for angels long before Eve came along and discovered serpents.
You won't find that TRUE story in the bible |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"just wondered how old the site is? is there any people still here who joined in the beginning?"
formed in 2006 hun, been here with 3 girls ;0) Took a lil time to take off tho much better then, now its clicky, risky and hard work. Communication is very lacking as is basic courtesy but hey the Brits have never been very courteous. x |
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"If you really knew your history, you would know that the first swinger was Lileth who was Adams first wife. She had a thing for angels long before Eve came along and discovered serpents.
You won't find that TRUE story in the bible "
You are confusing Eva Admino-Apostlus with Garden of Eden Eve, these are two entirely different women.
Lileth wasnt a swinger, she was a cheater, cheating with angels is still cheating and being on Fab, you should know the difference between a Swinger and a cheater |
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And dont get me started on when Maximo Bi-Sexualartis came onto the scene, or the Bigimo Beautiflimo Womani, a group known today as the BBWs, caused an uprising in 6 BC. |
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"No probs, you can rely on me anytime anytime, sort of occasionally, ish, type thing.
Merry xmas! Just yesterday I was wondering how you are.  what about me?  "
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"That was just when the name 'Fab Swingers' was copyrighted.
Fab started in the year 4 BC by a couple Jacob and Eva Admino-Apostlus who, upon walking in a beautiful garden laden with delicious fruits, decided to lay down and sample the fruit of the body as well as the succulent pears that were growing.
Whilst they were coupled together in ecstasy another couple walked into the garden and happened upon this fornicating couple. They stood and
watched for a while until they also were overcome with the desires of the flesh and joined in with the fornicating couple. This couple were known as Abraham and Catherine Moderati .
Soon news spread in the land of this secret group and others began descending to the garden, known as The Garden of Chams-Plaza. There are also early scriptures on the walls in nearby caves of texts and drawings of women bending over and a variety of phallus type drawings of various size. These early writings became known as
De Profiles and spread the word of the ever expanding group who were known as Swingus Disciple-us.
Admin are descendants of Jacob and through the many ages of time have spread the word of Swingus-Disciple-us adapting to modern teachings and invention until the emergence of the
world wide web whereby the message is broadcast to all modern disciples of the Swinging world.
I hope this aanswers your question OP. "
Very good history of swinging. 
However you forgot to mention the events of a few years later which became known as the "Turmoil"
That bloke with the long white beard who lives on cloud 9a (sometimes known as God) decided that he didn't like all his people getting involved in this swinging malarkey. So he sent down his eldest kid who called himself the Messiah (also known as Jesus or Brian) and urged us all to turn away from swinging and follow him on the righteous path.
All was going well for him until his mother caught him bollock naked in the bedroom shagging some bird with a big black hairy muff.
She then spoketh the immortal words " He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy"
And we all lived happily ever after. |
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formed in 2006 hun, been here with 3 girls ;0) Took a lil time to take off tho much better then, now its clicky, risky and hard work. Communication is very lacking as is basic courtesy but hey the Brits have never been very courteous. x"
But you stayed |
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