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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"*runs through naked*
You're more than welcome to stay. We are very friendly
Don't you try and smarm me like a smarmy person. "
Try one of our sausage rolls they are lovely. The ones Tina pinched from next door were slightly bitter |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Takes a well earned rest after the 10th lap of honour
I can't be bothered to run, all this winning has tired me out
I'm not built for all this running " *Runs after Tina with raw steak and Ice pack* |
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"Takes a well earned rest after the 10th lap of honour
I can't be bothered to run, all this winning has tired me out
I'm not built for all this running "
Least you can take your boobs off. I have to hold mine down! |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Takes a well earned rest after the 10th lap of honour
I can't be bothered to run, all this winning has tired me out
I'm not built for all this running
Least you can take your boobs off. I have to hold mine down! " Surely you don't have to do that yourself? |
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"Takes a well earned rest after the 10th lap of honour
I can't be bothered to run, all this winning has tired me out
I'm not built for all this running
Least you can take your boobs off. I have to hold mine down! Surely you don't have to do that yourself? "
I do when I forget to take my sports bra to the gym |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"Takes a well earned rest after the 10th lap of honour
I can't be bothered to run, all this winning has tired me out "
Hey watch it missus, Im right behind you |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Time for a conga through the loser's lounge Has Tina been kidnapped?
She should be back soon. I had to run her down A&E after an unfortunate incident with a windscreen wiper"
That's why I used a popsicle on you - all the evidence melts away.
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Time for a conga through the loser's lounge Has Tina been kidnapped?
She should be back soon. I had to run her down A&E after an unfortunate incident with a windscreen wiper
That's why I used a popsicle on you - all the evidence melts away.
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Worked wonders on my piles too. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Time for a conga through the loser's lounge Has Tina been kidnapped?
She should be back soon. I had to run her down A&E after an unfortunate incident with a windscreen wiper"
One was ok, but it was when they tried to get the other up, without taking it off the car that it got tricky. Bend over, they said, stand in the middle of the car park, they said, then the next thing I knew some bounder from the loser's lounge was aiming a Volkswagon at me!
You ask did it hurt? I'll say! They could have used a lot classier a car. A Volkswagon? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Time for a conga through the loser's lounge Has Tina been kidnapped?
She should be back soon. I had to run her down A&E after an unfortunate incident with a windscreen wiper
One was ok, but it was when they tried to get the other up, without taking it off the car that it got tricky. Bend over, they said, stand in the middle of the car park, they said, then the next thing I knew some bounder from the loser's lounge was aiming a Volkswagon at me!
You ask did it hurt? I'll say! They could have used a lot classier a car. A Volkswagon? "
Could at least of used a trannysit van |
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