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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its dead honey - it cant hurt you!
carrier bag, and remember to say thank you nicely to the cats! they have brought you a beautiful present x"
I wouldn't mind if it was alive and I would sooner have a bottle of perfume as a welcome present  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get yourself one on those 'grabbers' that people use when they cant be arsed to get off the sofa
I'm getting one to use on Obi when I can't be bothered to give a hand job  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i'll come and get rid of it, if you'll remove the evil spider that has taken up residence in my kitchen and is building an empire...  "
I can do that  I don't mind live things |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pick it up with a shovel, drop it in a box. Wrap box in wrapping paper and give to someone who has shit on you this year. Two problems solved for the price of one  "
Now would I do something as wicked as that ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have you picked it up yet?
Rats and mice don't scare me, but should have heard me scream at finding a bird in the hay barn  Or nearly crying over having to pick up a baby moorhen. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Have you picked it up yet?
Rats and mice don't scare me, but should have heard me scream at finding a bird in the hay barn Or nearly crying over having to pick up a baby moorhen."
I've covered it with some kitchen roll  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Have you picked it up yet?
Rats and mice don't scare me, but should have heard me scream at finding a bird in the hay barn Or nearly crying over having to pick up a baby moorhen.
I've covered it with some kitchen roll "
Did you tuck it in? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bang a stick up its ass . Cover in chocolate and shove in freezer . Hey presto . Tasty xmas lolly treat for the cats x
Tsk! Cats can't have chocolate!"
oh yeah . Kitty kat then xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bang a stick up its ass . Cover in chocolate and shove in freezer . Hey presto . Tasty xmas lolly treat for the cats x
Tsk! Cats can't have chocolate! oh yeah . Kitty kat then xx"
get it kitty kat kit kat . II'll get me coat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's does sound like you need a man every now and then ...............to get rid of dead mice , spiders and such like ......of course
They do come in handy for somethings yes
You mean like " a handyman " ? Who could attend to certain things you require doing every now and then ! 
I've seen some nice wallpaper for my bedroom if your offering "
Yes , I am , but bear in mind I like to make a bit of a mess |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's does sound like you need a man every now and then ...............to get rid of dead mice , spiders and such like ......of course
They do come in handy for somethings yes
You mean like " a handyman " ? Who could attend to certain things you require doing every now and then !
I've seen some nice wallpaper for my bedroom if your offering
Yes , I am , but bear in mind I like to make a bit of a mess "
I shall buy the ready pasted stuff |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bang a stick up its ass . Cover in chocolate and shove in freezer . Hey presto . Tasty xmas lolly treat for the cats x
Tsk! Cats can't have chocolate! oh yeah . Kitty kat then xx get it kitty kat kit kat . II'll get me coat "
Crunchy kitty kit kat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's does sound like you need a man every now and then ...............to get rid of dead mice , spiders and such like ......of course
They do come in handy for somethings yes
You mean like " a handyman " ? Who could attend to certain things you require doing every now and then !
I've seen some nice wallpaper for my bedroom if your offering
Yes , I am , but bear in mind I like to make a bit of a mess
I shall buy the ready pasted stuff "
Well less mess ,but not as much fun |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's does sound like you need a man every now and then ...............to get rid of dead mice , spiders and such like ......of course
They do come in handy for somethings yes
You mean like " a handyman " ? Who could attend to certain things you require doing every now and then !
I've seen some nice wallpaper for my bedroom if your offering
Yes , I am , but bear in mind I like to make a bit of a mess
I shall buy the ready pasted stuff
Well less mess ,but not as much fun "
But its very sticky  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's does sound like you need a man every now and then ...............to get rid of dead mice , spiders and such like ......of course
They do come in handy for somethings yes
You mean like " a handyman " ? Who could attend to certain things you require doing every now and then !
I've seen some nice wallpaper for my bedroom if your offering
Yes , I am , but bear in mind I like to make a bit of a mess
I shall buy the ready pasted stuff
Well less mess ,but not as much fun
But its very sticky "
It is , but it's good for the skin I'm told |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a dead mouse in the kitchen!! What am I going to do because I'm not picking it up. Frigging cats "
I would have to move, I couldn't live in a slaughter house, a bit of a nuisance before Christmas, but it has to be done xxx |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It's does sound like you need a man every now and then ...............to get rid of dead mice , spiders and such like ......of course
They do come in handy for somethings yes
You mean like " a handyman " ? Who could attend to certain things you require doing every now and then !
I've seen some nice wallpaper for my bedroom if your offering
Yes , I am , but bear in mind I like to make a bit of a mess
I shall buy the ready pasted stuff
Well less mess ,but not as much fun
But its very sticky
It is , but it's good for the skin I'm told "
Wallpaper paste is good for the skin?
Queen, I can't believe you took seven hours to dispose of a mouse. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's does sound like you need a man every now and then ...............to get rid of dead mice , spiders and such like ......of course
They do come in handy for somethings yes
You mean like " a handyman " ? Who could attend to certain things you require doing every now and then !
I've seen some nice wallpaper for my bedroom if your offering
Yes , I am , but bear in mind I like to make a bit of a mess
I shall buy the ready pasted stuff
Well less mess ,but not as much fun
But its very sticky
It is , but it's good for the skin I'm told
Wallpaper paste is good for the skin?
Queen, I can't believe you took seven hours to dispose of a mouse."
It did and I was hoping one of the cats would have taken it back out again !! There are some of us who don't like dead things |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's does sound like you need a man every now and then ...............to get rid of dead mice , spiders and such like ......of course
They do come in handy for somethings yes
You mean like " a handyman " ? Who could attend to certain things you require doing every now and then !
I've seen some nice wallpaper for my bedroom if your offering
Yes , I am , but bear in mind I like to make a bit of a mess
I shall buy the ready pasted stuff
Well less mess ,but not as much fun
But its very sticky
It is , but it's good for the skin I'm told
Wallpaper paste is good for the skin?
Queen, I can't believe you took seven hours to dispose of a mouse.
It did and I was hoping one of the cats would have taken it back out again !! There are some of us who don't like dead things "
Well with a new pussy having just moved into the house , maybe that might put and end to the problem |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's a dead mouse in the kitchen!! What am I going to do because I'm not picking it up. Frigging cats "
my kitten bought in a dead pigeon and his neck was eaten away! so I would just man up and get a dust pan and throw it outside and I dealt the bird alone :P |
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