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Do you think you would know if your neighbour is a serial killer?
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By *oobCouple
over a year ago
Netherlands |
Our neighbour's a killer, he shot someone who laughed at his car, friend of mine saw it happen.
Must have got three years or something, as he didn't seem to disappear for long.
Was a funny moment when we applied for this house.
"You do realise that your neighbour kills people"
"Oh?"
"Ah, you look like you can handle him"
Yeah, right, like we're bulletproof or something.
Did have to stop Mrs Doob from laughing at his car once, but apart from that we keep pretty much to ourselves.
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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago
warwickshire |
Oh, I forgot:
"He never had a steady girlfriend, just all kinds of people coming and going at strange hours. Apparently he'd be sitting at his computer for long periods, arranging to meet new victims advertising on Swinging sites. I think he might have been one of them perverts you hear about". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I heard the little boy next door digging in his back garden so I peered over and asked what he was doing.
"I'm burying my mouse," he replied.
To which I said, "that's a rather large hole for a little mouse, isn't it?"
He looked up with pure evil in his one good eye, and replied, "the mouse is in your cat!"  |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"I heard the little boy next door digging in his back garden so I peered over and asked what he was doing.
"I'm burying my mouse," he replied.
To which I said, "that's a rather large hole for a little mouse, isn't it?"
He looked up with pure evil in his one good eye, and replied, "the mouse is in your cat!" "
Time to extend your patio me thinks |
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how frightening would it be if you thought your neighbour was a serial killer, you reported them to the police and there house was built on an ancient roam burial ground.
I can almost hear the police man chatting now
"thats body number 458 sarge. 180 on horseback, the mans a maniac!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No cause for concern everybody - I'm just doing a bit of maintenance before selling the house and moving in next door to Diamond.
Regards, Fred
25 Cromwell St.
Gloucester |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"No cause for concern everybody - I'm just doing a bit of maintenance before selling the house and moving in next door to Diamond.
Regards, Fred
25 Cromwell St.
Gloucester"
He would have been buggered if he had been put in a 20th floor flat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No cause for concern everybody - I'm just doing a bit of maintenance before selling the house and moving in next door to Diamond.
Regards, Fred
25 Cromwell St.
Gloucester
He would have been buggered if he had been put in a 20th floor flat "
But unfortunately....it wasn't him that was buggered.  |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"if my neighbour decides this sunday at 9am to get the pressure hose out i may just be buryin him the inconsiderate b""(!!  xx"
Well if you need a hole digging i know a fekker who is awesome with a shovel!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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may be difficult to bury him after his pressure hose been rammed up his arse at full power!!
there is a time for these things and not at 9am on a sunday mornin!!  xx |
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"you never know what your neighbours get up to behind the privacy of their front door. Some of them could even be swingers, shock, horror, lol."
Our neighbours are
Don't think they're on this site though!!!! |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"may be difficult to bury him after his pressure hose been rammed up his arse at full power!!
there is a time for these things and not at 9am on a sunday mornin!! xx"
Ooooo he would balloon up something chronic then! Talk about a power enema and a half! |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"you never know what your neighbours get up to behind the privacy of their front door. Some of them could even be swingers, shock, horror, lol.
Our neighbours are
Don't think they're on this site though!!!!"
They might have a secret squirrel profile with just an arse pic up. Study the arses carefully |
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"you never know what your neighbours get up to behind the privacy of their front door. Some of them could even be swingers, shock, horror, lol.
Our neighbours are
Don't think they're on this site though!!!!
They might have a secret squirrel profile with just an arse pic up. Study the arses carefully "
omg nooooooo, don't say that lol
would be an ugly site! They're really old lol |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"you never know what your neighbours get up to behind the privacy of their front door. Some of them could even be swingers, shock, horror, lol.
Our neighbours are
Don't think they're on this site though!!!!
They might have a secret squirrel profile with just an arse pic up. Study the arses carefully
omg nooooooo, don't say that lol
would be an ugly site! They're really old lol"
Ooo how old? Maybe i know them!  Used to do meals on swingers meals when i had mi asbo |
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"you never know what your neighbours get up to behind the privacy of their front door. Some of them could even be swingers, shock, horror, lol.
Our neighbours are
Don't think they're on this site though!!!!
They might have a secret squirrel profile with just an arse pic up. Study the arses carefully
omg nooooooo, don't say that lol
would be an ugly site! They're really old lol
Ooo how old? Maybe i know them! Used to do meals on swingers meals when i had mi asbo "
We think they're probably late 50's/ early 60's as both still work.
You may well know them!! |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"you never know what your neighbours get up to behind the privacy of their front door. Some of them could even be swingers, shock, horror, lol.
Our neighbours are
Don't think they're on this site though!!!!
They might have a secret squirrel profile with just an arse pic up. Study the arses carefully
omg nooooooo, don't say that lol
would be an ugly site! They're really old lol
Ooo how old? Maybe i know them! Used to do meals on swingers meals when i had mi asbo
We think they're probably late 50's/ early 60's as both still work.
You may well know them!! "
Has he got a tattoo a little bird on his right fore arm? |
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"you never know what your neighbours get up to behind the privacy of their front door. Some of them could even be swingers, shock, horror, lol.
Our neighbours are
Don't think they're on this site though!!!!
They might have a secret squirrel profile with just an arse pic up. Study the arses carefully
omg nooooooo, don't say that lol
would be an ugly site! They're really old lol
Ooo how old? Maybe i know them! Used to do meals on swingers meals when i had mi asbo
We think they're probably late 50's/ early 60's as both still work.
You may well know them!!
Has he got a tattoo a little bird on his right fore arm? "
Don't know, don't fancy geetting close enough to find out! |
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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago
penzance |
"you never know what your neighbours get up to behind the privacy of their front door. Some of them could even be swingers, shock, horror, lol.
Our neighbours are
Don't think they're on this site though!!!!
They might have a secret squirrel profile with just an arse pic up. Study the arses carefully
omg nooooooo, don't say that lol
would be an ugly site! They're really old lol
Ooo how old? Maybe i know them! Used to do meals on swingers meals when i had mi asbo
We think they're probably late 50's/ early 60's as both still work.
You may well know them!! "
OLD?????? Late 50's cheeky mare |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"you never know what your neighbours get up to behind the privacy of their front door. Some of them could even be swingers, shock, horror, lol.
Our neighbours are
Don't think they're on this site though!!!!
They might have a secret squirrel profile with just an arse pic up. Study the arses carefully
omg nooooooo, don't say that lol
would be an ugly site! They're really old lol
Ooo how old? Maybe i know them! Used to do meals on swingers meals when i had mi asbo
We think they're probably late 50's/ early 60's as both still work.
You may well know them!!
Has he got a tattoo a little bird on his right fore arm?
Don't know, don't fancy geetting close enough to find out!"
i will lend you my surveillance equipment lol. |
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"you never know what your neighbours get up to behind the privacy of their front door. Some of them could even be swingers, shock, horror, lol.
Our neighbours are
Don't think they're on this site though!!!!
They might have a secret squirrel profile with just an arse pic up. Study the arses carefully
omg nooooooo, don't say that lol
would be an ugly site! They're really old lol
Ooo how old? Maybe i know them! Used to do meals on swingers meals when i had mi asbo
We think they're probably late 50's/ early 60's as both still work.
You may well know them!!
Has he got a tattoo a little bird on his right fore arm?
Don't know, don't fancy geetting close enough to find out!
i will lend you my surveillance equipment lol. "
Thank you, will have a look at their arses too. To make sure they're not on here lol
But would rather use it to perv on the couple down the road!! |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"you never know what your neighbours get up to behind the privacy of their front door. Some of them could even be swingers, shock, horror, lol.
Our neighbours are
Don't think they're on this site though!!!!
They might have a secret squirrel profile with just an arse pic up. Study the arses carefully
omg nooooooo, don't say that lol
would be an ugly site! They're really old lol
Ooo how old? Maybe i know them! Used to do meals on swingers meals when i had mi asbo
We think they're probably late 50's/ early 60's as both still work.
You may well know them!!
Has he got a tattoo a little bird on his right fore arm?
Don't know, don't fancy geetting close enough to find out!
i will lend you my surveillance equipment lol.
Thank you, will have a look at their arses too. To make sure they're not on here lol
But would rather use it to perv on the couple down the road!!"
He he he well there is 2 from work on here i know about |
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"Mine has been digging at night recently! Why would he want to do that?"
I know mine is for sure.
I saw him stabbing a box of corn flakes in his shed. He also has two freshly laid patios........very suspect if you ask me..... |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Mine has been digging at night recently! Why would he want to do that?
I know mine is for sure.
I saw him stabbing a box of corn flakes in his shed. He also has two freshly laid patios........very suspect if you ask me..... "
I am going to have a look in a min as he has gone to bed. Just need to find mi touch!
What do they do with the cornflakes btw? |
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Its a huge hole though! don't think he is going to plant a tree though! You could get a minibus in it! 