Mince pies, MMMMM lovely!
Put them in the microwave for 40 seconds...........
Take a nice big bite of delicious pastry........
Which then gives you the confidence to take an even bigger second bite.......
Which is now mincemeat filling superheated to about 10,0000 degrees farenheight.....
And promptly sticks to the roof of your mouth like glue...........
Leaving you jumping up and down in agony till you swig down a glass of something cool............... |
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