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over a year ago
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"A great big hug, a tender, lingering kiss, and my hot breath on your neck as I run my fingertips lightly down your spine...... 
Oh I say!  "
Ohhhh ! How do you wrap that ?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Knee high boots, up to you whether leather or suede and ditto colour choice. Failing that, a hot stone therapy pack "
Think Ide have the hot stones, I've chunky legs so it's always hard to get some to fit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ure neglected I am sitting here sporting a black eye ............ the decs aren't up despite me asking them to do it - and I have masses of work to do to get ready for xmas .......... lol oh well nothing new there then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't have a tree either 
I would buy you Stockings that stay up 
Oh don't remind me that I had one thigh fatter that the other  "
Nothing to do with the thighs woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't have a tree either
I would buy you Stockings that stay up
Oh don't remind me that I had one thigh fatter that the other "
Pmsl@this!!
No you bloody don't! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't have a tree either
I would buy you Stockings that stay up
Oh don't remind me that I had one thigh fatter that the other
Nothing to do with the thighs woman "
Dodgy holds up then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't have a tree either
I would buy you Stockings that stay up
Oh don't remind me that I had one thigh fatter that the other
Pmsl@this!!
No you bloody don't! "
But one was around my knee  no bloody wonder I stick to edible tights!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't have a tree either
I would buy you Stockings that stay up
Oh don't remind me that I had one thigh fatter that the other
Nothing to do with the thighs woman
Dodgy holds up then "
Eggzatley  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't have a tree either
I would buy you Stockings that stay up
Oh don't remind me that I had one thigh fatter that the other
Pmsl@this!!
No you bloody don't!
But one was around my knee no bloody wonder I stick to edible tights!! "
Maybe one leg shorter than the other then?
Edible tights oh my good god |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't have a tree either
I would buy you Stockings that stay up
Oh don't remind me that I had one thigh fatter that the other
Pmsl@this!!
No you bloody don't!
But one was around my knee no bloody wonder I stick to edible tights!!
Maybe one leg shorter than the other then?
Edible tights oh my good god "
Hmmmm yes must be that |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I don't even have a tree.
So where do you put all the prezzies? "
I've got one, still in its parcel box with instructions not to open it until Christmas Day and I will get one or two from my sister. That's it for presents. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I don't have a tree either
I would buy you Stockings that stay up
Oh don't remind me that I had one thigh fatter that the other
Pmsl@this!!
No you bloody don't!
But one was around my knee no bloody wonder I stick to edible tights!!
Maybe one leg shorter than the other then?
Edible tights oh my good god
Hmmmm yes must be that "
What are edible tights?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ure neglected I am sitting here sporting a black eye ............ the decs aren't up despite me asking them to do it - and I have masses of work to do to get ready for xmas .......... lol oh well nothing new there then "
Awwwww... *Passes Minxie a sirloin steak, and a huggle...* |
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"I don't even have a tree.
So where do you put all the prezzies?
I've got one, still in its parcel box with instructions not to open it until Christmas Day and I will get one or two from my sister. That's it for presents."
If I had a parcel that quoted that Ide be really excited for some reason |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't have a tree either
I would buy you Stockings that stay up
Oh don't remind me that I had one thigh fatter that the other
Pmsl@this!!
No you bloody don't!
But one was around my knee no bloody wonder I stick to edible tights!!
Maybe one leg shorter than the other then?
Edible tights oh my good god
Hmmmm yes must be that
What are edible tights?
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Tights that are edible |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ure neglected I am sitting here sporting a black eye ............ the decs aren't up despite me asking them to do it - and I have masses of work to do to get ready for xmas .......... lol oh well nothing new there then
Awwwww... *Passes Minxie a sirloin steak, and a huggle...* "
thank u - now gonna get mobbed by the cats !!!! lol snoggles xx |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I don't even have a tree.
So where do you put all the prezzies?
I've got one, still in its parcel box with instructions not to open it until Christmas Day and I will get one or two from my sister. That's it for presents.
If I had a parcel that quoted that Ide be really excited for some reason "
I guessed who it is from because of what it says: "Do not open until Christmas Day or the angels will come down and squeeze your nose". I'm guessing it's a scarf in a bright colour, possibly purple. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"ure neglected I am sitting here sporting a black eye ............ the decs aren't up despite me asking them to do it - and I have masses of work to do to get ready for xmas .......... lol oh well nothing new there then
Awwwww... *Passes Minxie a sirloin steak, and a huggle...*
thank u - now gonna get mobbed by the cats !!!! lol snoggles xx "
Why is your eye black? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don't even have a tree.
So where do you put all the prezzies?
I've got one, still in its parcel box with instructions not to open it until Christmas Day and I will get one or two from my sister. That's it for presents.
If I had a parcel that quoted that Ide be really excited for some reason
I guessed who it is from because of what it says: "Do not open until Christmas Day or the angels will come down and squeeze your nose". I'm guessing it's a scarf in a bright colour, possibly purple."
Have you give it a squeeze and a shake? |
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