Probably not very relavent but a friend of mine after a few too many pints told a girl that was hitting on him " no chance love, I've heard you've got a fanny like a ripped bus seat! ". I didn't know wether to laugh or cry

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The harder they cum the harder they fall

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It ain't over til the fat lady sings

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As tired as ten shephards.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

dead as a donut

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

the best of you ran down your mothers leg .. heard it on here a month or two ago .. still cracks me up lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

whose boots are these shoes

look see that window broke on sides

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By *lack_BoltMan over a year ago

oxford

At the end of the day.

And for all the Jeremy Kyle fans "I swear down". Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The biggest cliches are the ones footballers use In There post match interviews.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/12/13 09:08:06]

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

"With respect...."

Single Males, we'll look for you if we want you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For ugly peeps ....Face like a bag of spanners , and miserable looking peeps...face like a bulldog licking piss off of a thistle ( or chewing a wasp ) lol !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you lie down with dogs you catch fleas.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm as happy as a dog with two cocks

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

At the end of the day .... (It gets dark! )

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By *ightkitty4uWoman over a year ago

Epsom

I swear down..

What does that even mean?

I hate the saying at the end of the day.. No matter who says it a manager or whoever I will reply with "It' gets dark"..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's so cold... I could cut glass my nipples

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can't polish a turd

But you can roll it in glitter

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's not the winning it's the taking part that counts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On her "like a tramp on chips"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is why we can't have nice things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In all honesty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

With all due respect ........

Face for radio!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

No offence but...

Empty pocket millionaire (that's one my father uses a lot)

All fur coat and no knickers (that's the one that a lot of men on here would like to experience)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can't make chicken soup out of chicken shite

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My new favourite is:

It's not the invisible elephant in the room you have to worry about it's the invisible elephant poo.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No shit Sherlock" or "good thinking batman" these annoy me somewhat!!

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By *RYBBWCouple over a year ago

Leeds.

"Genuine male here".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Walks around with a mattress strapped to her back.

The way some men view women on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can't polish a turd

But you can roll it in glitter.

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

this is the best Christmas ever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A sandwich short of a picnic,

Nice lad, but a bit dim.

Heres 20p, go and tell some one who cares.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

whatever

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By *reelove1969Couple over a year ago

bristol

as much use as a sponge leg !

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

Swings and roundabouts

To many cooks spoil the broth

If it isn't broke,don't fix it

Up the creek without a paddle

The darkest hour is just before dawn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As much use as a chocolate fireguard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""to BE totally honest"

.....????

I'm not gonna lie

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By *ruitWoman over a year ago

near kings lynn

E ecky thump

Muck slur up

Plenty more fish in the sea

Don't cry over him

Thick as two short shits

Because I said so

It's not what its pardon

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When push comes to shove

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

SEE YOU JIMMY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *elaxedfuntimesMan over a year ago

sheffield (heely) feel free to msg me

Don't be shy give ants a try

Take me as you find me or there's the door

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By *yldrydersCouple over a year ago

las vegas

U just sleed down a razor blade and landed in a alcohol river

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By *ruitWoman over a year ago

near kings lynn

It's not you it's me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In sport...

'We should've won'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's no fool like an old fool

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Young dumb and full of cum

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By *tirling DarkCouple over a year ago

Stirling

'Merry Christmas one and all'...give us strength. The only thing missing is the crippled boy. No issue with merry Christmas it is the 'one and all'. What even the mugger who stole your iPhone? Hurumph etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Many are called the chosen are few.....

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