Sad Dick

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A dick has a sad life! His hairs a mess,his neigbours an asshole,best friends a pussy and his owner beats him constantly!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

True but some like a good beating

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Mine certainly does lol!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But in this day and age Gock the Cock can advise on a make over.

First tip is to lose the hair!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol what about his best friends life?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol what about his best friends life?

Nothing a vagazzil Wouldn't fix lmfao

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" A dick has a sad life! His hairs a mess,his neigbours an asshole,best friends a pussy and his owner beats him constantly!

Pussy's neigbour can be a valuable friend as well. Just that it's not their for him as often

By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

when he finds his pussy he is in and out a lot

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" A dick has a sad life! His hairs a mess,his neigbours an asshole,best friends a pussy and his owner beats him constantly!

Lol

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They needn't be sad need they? some pussies are sad too