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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One good fart gets ya the whole bed AND duvet to yourself!!!
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Debs have you been stealing all Stevens secrets?? Im sure thats why he farts in bed so I will get up and he gets the bed to himself  
Shona
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ohh Debz I am wayyyyyy to much of a lady to tell you what I did one night when he was really annoying me with his rolling in the duvet and when I pulled a tiny little bit he would fart!!! Ok if you ask really nicely I might tell you
Shona
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ohh Debz I am wayyyyyy to much of a lady to tell you what I did one night when he was really annoying me with his rolling in the duvet and when I pulled a tiny little bit he would fart!!! Ok if you ask really nicely I might tell you
Shona
x x x we want to know we want to know  "
Ok Femme I will whisper really quietly so keep still while I whisper in your ear: I swiped enough covers to uncover his arse and side cuddled right up to him and let rip a huge fart, you know the I have eaten a whole tin of beans and loads of cabbage type fart. He woke up called me a smelly cow and went thru the living room and I got the bed to meself
Shona
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Ohh Debz I am wayyyyyy to much of a lady to tell you what I did one night when he was really annoying me with his rolling in the duvet and when I pulled a tiny little bit he would fart!!! Ok if you ask really nicely I might tell you
Shona
x x x we want to know we want to know
Ok Femme I will whisper really quietly so keep still while I whisper in your ear: I swiped enough covers to uncover his arse and side cuddled right up to him and let rip a huge fart, you know the I have eaten a whole tin of beans and loads of cabbage type fart. He woke up called me a smelly cow and went thru the living room and I got the bed to meself
Shona
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LMFAO..ya dirty feck......funny tho very funny |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ok Femme I will whisper really quietly so keep still while I whisper in your ear: I swiped enough covers to uncover his arse and side cuddled right up to him and let rip a huge fart, you know the I have eaten a whole tin of beans and loads of cabbage type fart. He woke up called me a smelly cow and went thru the living room and I got the bed to meself
Shona
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class |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My hubbie will fart in bed and then pin my head under the quilt till I have to breath it in. Not pleasant. Bless him!!!!!!"
Read a few posts up it will show how I sorted my hubby out - he now no longer tries to suffocate me with his smelly arse but I did have to act very unladylike ohh hell I acted the only way to stop him doing it
Yes Femme I am a dirty fecker but hun it worked, he now knows to keep his smell on his side of the bed and the cat sleeps at my feet so if he tries to swipe my covers she plays patti-cake with his feet til I am back where I am supposed to be 
You have to admit Mally if a woman does what I did once its quite enough now thats class
Shona
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"You have to admit Mally if a woman does what I did once its quite enough now thats class
Shona
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My mrs had a bad spell of them over xmas, i've never seen a room clear so fast  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Mally I think people notice more when women fart cos most think we implode rather than be caught farting - well I know a few guys who get really miffed if the image of the perfect lady gets farted on
But if I eat beans Steven knows to sleep well away from me cos we end up with no duvet both of us farting away all night  but my youngest she really reeks when she eats veg - if I could bottle that and sell it men would really get a taste of their own medicine
Shona
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"A good fart in the face as they are breathing IN is usually a good one.
Get the smell AND the flavour!!!
Heeheehee EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW debz thats vile lol"
Especially if you beeen brewing a chewy one!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A good fart in the face as they are breathing IN is usually a good one.
Get the smell AND the flavour!!!
Heeheehee EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW debz thats vile lol
Especially if you beeen brewing a chewy one!!!
LOL x"
OMG Debz I am about to make my kids tea and all I can think about is your posts
Shona
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
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"Mally I think people notice more when women fart cos most think we implode rather than be caught farting - well I know a few guys who get really miffed if the image of the perfect lady gets farted on
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I thought the reason women don`t fart is because their mouths are open so much through nattering that they never get the chance to build up any pressure. |
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