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H"s a Cracker of a joke.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was thinking this year maybe we can have some of the jokes out of your crackers here ...
Q. Why does scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A. Because every buck is dear to him.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Q. What s red and white and red, red and white and red and white.???
I don't know what is red and white and red and white?? "
A. Santa Claus rolling down a hill . lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A poem….
He laid her on the table. So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat. He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast. And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set so he gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide...he looked inside where all was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms and then he stuffed that turkey
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Boom-Boom..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A poem….
He laid her on the table. So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat. He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast. And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set so he gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide...he looked inside where all was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms and then he stuffed that turkey
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Boom-Boom..... "
well I am loving that very dark and murky glad I am not eating that at xmas , lol |
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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carols"
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"Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carols"
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 Carols ooooooo Thank you its making me LOL HERE my family will think what the hells going on in my bed room . |
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"Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carols"
Carols ooooooo Thank you its making me LOL HERE my family will think what the hells going on in my bed room . "
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By (user no longer on site)
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A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"
The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?" the young woman asks.
"Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only."
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"What is the worst thing about being a penis?
You only have one eye, you live next to 2 nuts, your nearest neighbour is an asshole and your best friend is a cunt!"
Are you sure you aren't describing Gordon Brown when he was chancellor?  |
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Jospeh , Mary and the young 'un were at the Christening.
Vicar : And what shall we name this young person today?
Jospeh : Jesus Christ.
Vicar : That's a little unusual.
Joseph : Well, yes it is. We were gonna call him Brian before i trod on a rake in that damn barn. |
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