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Exactly how much milk and mice pies can Santa consume in one evening?
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I always wonder about the mix of milk and sherry. Maybe he just collects it, using the space vacated by the presents, and gives the mince pies, milk and sherry to the homeless."
Or Rudolf necks all the alcohol, he has a red nose.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mince pies..not mice lolol "
I've often wondered this myself. Perhaps he doesn't like mice. Oh you meant mince. I guess he has to eat them or the children will not be happy. Don't forget the reindeer most likely help him consume the pies. I don't what he does with the milk  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Mince pies..not mice lolol
I've often wondered this myself. Perhaps he doesn't like mice. Oh you meant mince. I guess he has to eat them or the children will not be happy. Don't forget the reindeer most likely help him consume the pies. I don't what he does with the milk "
Maybe he eats mice pies as well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In my house Santa always had a pint of Lager and the Reindeers had water... apparently Santa told my dad he was sick of sherry!
Funny now... not so funny when I was telling everyone in school!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is something you should all know .. sorry but hes not real .. merry Christmas  "
well excuse me sir... but my presents last year clearly stated 'from Santa' so there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There is something you should all know .. sorry but hes not real .. merry Christmas "
oh yes he does, or else who empties has sack into lyn's stockings |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I often told my old man that Santa was too fat to get down the chimney & get past the backboiler - alas, I was wrong!!  "
Did you hear Richard Wilson on the radio? He's relating his autobiography. One Christmas Eve he heard Santa so he went to look and found his father having a really good time with with aunt, his mother's sister.
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I often told my old man that Santa was too fat to get down the chimney & get past the backboiler - alas, I was wrong!!
Did you hear Richard Wilson on the radio? He's relating his autobiography. One Christmas Eve he heard Santa so he went to look and found his father having a really good time with with aunt, his mother's sister.
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Lol, how funny! Is it on now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I often told my old man that Santa was too fat to get down the chimney & get past the backboiler - alas, I was wrong!!
Did you hear Richard Wilson on the radio? He's relating his autobiography. One Christmas Eve he heard Santa so he went to look and found his father having a really good time with with aunt, his mother's sister.
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omg - lmao!!  |
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Because of the way he slows time he does a years work in what seems to us to be only one night. Therefore he can have a years worth of calories and alcohol with no side effects. Thought that was common knowledge xxx |
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"A few tonnes worth the fat bastard and his dirty stinking reindeer, leaving shit all over your lawnThats you off his list. "
Ive done nothing but slag the fat prick off.
Ho ho ho - Pull the other one fatty, it dont mean jack shit to me mate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A few tonnes worth the fat bastard and his dirty stinking reindeer, leaving shit all over your lawnThats you off his list.
Ive done nothing but slag the fat prick off.
Ho ho ho - Pull the other one fatty, it dont mean jack shit to me mate."
oooOOOoooo someone had the hump didn't they |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A few tonnes worth the fat bastard and his dirty stinking reindeer, leaving shit all over your lawnThats you off his list.
Ive done nothing but slag the fat prick off.
Ho ho ho - Pull the other one fatty, it dont mean jack shit to me mate."
Which is why he doesn't bring you any presents! You are definitely on the naughty list methinks!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tonight he's going to have a nice pannacotta and a hot chocolate here Hope he's not lactose intolerant or it'll be a speedier run than usual. I'll just help him out I think...... |
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My sprogs decided we should love food hate waste and leave santa some leftover nibbles from our buffet tea. They also rather practically decided if we left milk in a cup the cats would either drink it or knock it over, so he's got about a sixth of a litre bottle of semi skimmed still in the bottle  |
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