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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

What should the lonely hearts ad for the person above say?

Be as witty and creative as you like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lady of leisure and talent seeks same for fun and frolics

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By *roovychildMan over a year ago

East Molesey

Headless man seeks hat empire heiress or similar. :D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lonely guy still seeking the 5th beatle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanted, lover of leather

Must have their own tannery

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lonely Hand seeks other for clappy times

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanted: Hot, hat stand maker. I'm tired of hanging my hats on my clit.

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Frustrated Nuclear Physicist seeks Ms Lightyear to go to infinity and beyond, or at least to the pub and then for a kebab

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Glamour Model, seeks gentleman to hold mirror steady, must be able to know the difference between lipstick and lipgloss, and always dress in a colour co ordinated way.

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Frustrated Nuclear Physicist seeks Ms Lightyear to go to infinity and beyond, or at least to the pub and then for a kebab

Busty lass, gsoh, wltm vwe guy, for ltr. Nsa also considered if fsh supplied.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Man with an outfit for every occasion seeks companion for photo-shoots and burger and beer tasting. Must like kebabs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Man with an outfit for every occasion seeks companion for photo-shoots and burger and beer tasting. Must like kebabs."

Clockwork Orange fan seeks synthmesc and moloko lover

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