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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
Christmas tip: Do not get in my way in the supermarket or amble about in front of me, completely oblivious to those around you. I will run you over with my trolley. I may even kick you in the ankles. (I get beyond stressed in crowds and can freak out). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Christmas tip :
Move Christmas Day and the exchange of presents back two days to the 27th.
Then you wont have to wait a year to receive/give all the half price, or less, shit that was bought in the Boxing Day sales. |
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"Christmas tip: Do not get in my way in the supermarket or amble about in front of me, completely oblivious to those around you. I will run you over with my trolley. I may even kick you in the ankles. (I get beyond stressed in crowds and can freak out)."
I do this  |
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"Christmas tip: Do not get in my way in the supermarket or amble about in front of me, completely oblivious to those around you. I will run you over with my trolley. I may even kick you in the ankles. (I get beyond stressed in crowds and can freak out).
I do this "
Im a fucking psycho any day of the week if I have my Daughter with me in the supermarket and people want to look backwards but walk forwards.
Shes more scared of my reactions than the offenders |
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"If a shop assistant in Toys R Us or similar tells you a toy is ‘easy to assemble’, that assistant is probably lying.
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Ooh you've just reminded me that my kids don't have any presents in impenetrable plastic shell packaging and those infuriating twisty bits that hold barbies etc in their place, this year. I did good there! |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
Women do not want any of the following as gifts:
WD40
petrol for the car
a fitness DVD
an electric toothbrush
any book with a title such as 1,000 Recipes For The Freezer
Canesten
anything from the Pyrex range.
Just saying.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women do not want any of the following as gifts:
WD40
petrol for the car
a fitness DVD
an electric toothbrush
any book with a title such as 1,000 Recipes For The Freezer
Canesten
anything from the Pyrex range.
Just saying.
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actually id not turn my nose up at any of those except the canesten haha  |
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If someone offered to fill up the tank of my Jag I'd think that Christmas had come early 
as for the Shufflers getting in the way while shopping, just think of them as extras from Shaun of the Dead and mentally twat them with an cricket bat  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Christmas tip: Do not get in my way in the supermarket or amble about in front of me, completely oblivious to those around you. I will run you over with my trolley. I may even kick you in the ankles. (I get beyond stressed in crowds and can freak out)."
We should double up, we would make a formidable team lol |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
I'm liable to actually twat them with something rather than doing it mentally.
I do my darnedest to avoid shopping for anything, other than online, between mid November and the end of January! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women do not want any of the following as gifts:
WD40
petrol for the car
a fitness DVD
an electric toothbrush
any book with a title such as 1,000 Recipes For The Freezer
Canesten
anything from the Pyrex range.
Just saying.
actually id not turn my nose up at any of those except the canesten haha "
i suppose one would turn their lips up for the Canestan?
ha ha indeed. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Christmas tip: Do not get in my way in the supermarket or amble about in front of me, completely oblivious to those around you. I will run you over with my trolley. I may even kick you in the ankles. (I get beyond stressed in crowds and can freak out).
We should double up, we would make a formidable team lol "
There would certainly be far fewer shufflers afterwards. |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"Women do not want any of the following as gifts:
WD40
petrol for the car
a fitness DVD
an electric toothbrush
any book with a title such as 1,000 Recipes For The Freezer
Canesten
anything from the Pyrex range.
Just saying.
actually id not turn my nose up at any of those except the canesten haha "
Electric toothbrushes can be quite fun............ allegedly
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"visit all the family few days after crimbo and pinch all the cards you gave them.. recycle and give the same ones again for next year
I have done that with the ones I forgot to post lol"
haha im guilty of that too  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"There are actually a couple of Pyrex things I really want and I'd be well chuffed to get them.
I've already had my Christmas pressie though. Plus nobody knows I want the pyrex things."
Well Telegraph Readers do now....you never know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i know im dead boring but i genuinely love practical gifts, things i can use
luxury is nice but something thats never overly bothered me.
everyone has different ideas and values of luxury and practical though so its all trivial x |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Women do not want any of the following as gifts:
WD40
petrol for the car
a fitness DVD
an electric toothbrush
any book with a title such as 1,000 Recipes For The Freezer
Canesten
anything from the Pyrex range.
Just saying.
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Likewise, please do not get men:
Barbecue tools
Soap on a rope
Socks
Car ice scraper
Mittens
Shower gel
Garden gnome mould kit
Wallace and grommit pencil case
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women do not want any of the following as gifts:
WD40
petrol for the car
a fitness DVD
an electric toothbrush
any book with a title such as 1,000 Recipes For The Freezer
Canesten
anything from the Pyrex range.
Just saying.
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The electric toothbrush would have its uses |
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"i know im dead boring but i genuinely love practical gifts, things i can use
luxury is nice but something thats never overly bothered me.
everyone has different ideas and values of luxury and practical though so its all trivial x "
This is why I asked for new pillows |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you really want to be extra Christmassy, eat tinsel and your poo will be pretty. "
It might look good but it will scratch. Still, beauty knows no pain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My brothers dog ate some last year and it was very tinsely and as a plus a lot easier to see and pick up in the twilight. Just thought I would share that after reading. |
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