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By *ungle VIP OP   Man  over a year ago

Weedon

ME!!!

Just a wee bit bored at home alone waiting for work time..

Lets see what laughs we can get from this blatent attempt at attention...lol

Have fun and merry Christmas...

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Get you to peel the Butternut Squash.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ide make you a bacon butty whilst watching you do my garden

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ide make you a bacon butty whilst watching you do my garden "

Are you any good at Decorating?

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By *ungle VIP OP   Man  over a year ago

Weedon


"Get you to peel the Butternut Squash. "

In my head that's such a euphemism for something else. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ide make you a bacon butty whilst watching you do my garden

Are you any good at Decorating?"

Me? Oh hell yes I'm brill

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By *ungle VIP OP   Man  over a year ago

Weedon

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Get you to peel the Butternut Squash.

In my head that's such a euphemism for something else. Lol"

Maybe it is.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The leaves need clearing from our front path.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *ungle VIP OP   Man  over a year ago

Weedon


"Ide make you a bacon butty whilst watching you do my garden "

Always time for a bacon butty.

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By *ungle VIP OP   Man  over a year ago

Weedon


"The leaves need clearing from our front path. "

Another euphemism???

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By *ungle VIP OP   Man  over a year ago

Weedon


"Get you to peel the Butternut Squash.

In my head that's such a euphemism for something else. LolMaybe it is. "

Dirty mind working overtime now. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ide make you a bacon butty whilst watching you do my garden

Always time for a bacon butty. "

Then you can go and do my Christmas food shop

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By *ungle VIP OP   Man  over a year ago

Weedon

As long as I get my treat when I return

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why do people keep mentioning bacon butties! Ive wanted one all weekend! Lol!

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Shoot you with my .22 air rifle for seeking attention. No head shots though, Im not a nasty twat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As long as I get my treat when I return"

Sure you can have a mince pie

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By *ungle VIP OP   Man  over a year ago

Weedon


"Shoot you with my .22 air rifle for seeking attention. No head shots though, Im not a nasty twat"

It was just for fun ya mental case. Caaaaaalm down..

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By *ungle VIP OP   Man  over a year ago

Weedon


"As long as I get my treat when I return

Sure you can have a mince pie "

Cheers. I love pie...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have some ironing that needs doing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have some ironing that needs doing "

While your doing yours can you do mine as well, pretty please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have some ironing that needs doing

While your doing yours can you do mine as well, pretty please "

Haha !!! Nope !

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Errr... I've got a part assembled wardrobe that needs some work which I can't manage alone. The mixer tap in the kitchen needs fixing. My car needs an oil change. I need help shifting a dressing table so I can take photos of it before putting it on eBay.

I could keep you busy for a day or two

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Oh yes, I have ironing to do too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have some ironing that needs doing

While your doing yours can you do mine as well, pretty please

Haha !!! Nope ! "

Bummer lol,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Errr... I've got a part assembled wardrobe that needs some work which I can't manage alone. The mixer tap in the kitchen needs fixing. My car needs an oil change. I need help shifting a dressing table so I can take photos of it before putting it on eBay.

I could keep you busy for a day or two "

I have a spare couple weeks, might have time for all that, sawp you for some ironing lol

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Errr... I've got a part assembled wardrobe that needs some work which I can't manage alone. The mixer tap in the kitchen needs fixing. My car needs an oil change. I need help shifting a dressing table so I can take photos of it before putting it on eBay.

I could keep you busy for a day or two

I have a spare couple weeks, might have time for all that, sawp you for some ironing lol"

Not a chance!

I'm going to look for a hot TV maid to do the ironing!

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Shoot you with my .22 air rifle for seeking attention. No head shots though, Im not a nasty twat

It was just for fun ya mental case. Caaaaaalm down.."

Its fucking christmas mate its changing me. Sorry.

Im gonna shoot a party popper at you and blow one of those whistle things than unravvel into your eye. Sorry once again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Errr... I've got a part assembled wardrobe that needs some work which I can't manage alone. The mixer tap in the kitchen needs fixing. My car needs an oil change. I need help shifting a dressing table so I can take photos of it before putting it on eBay.

I could keep you busy for a day or two

I have a spare couple weeks, might have time for all that, sawp you for some ironing lol

Not a chance!

I'm going to look for a hot TV maid to do the ironing!"

As long as its done I dont care who you get to do it

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Errr... I've got a part assembled wardrobe that needs some work which I can't manage alone. The mixer tap in the kitchen needs fixing. My car needs an oil change. I need help shifting a dressing table so I can take photos of it before putting it on eBay.

I could keep you busy for a day or two

I have a spare couple weeks, might have time for all that, sawp you for some ironing lol

Not a chance!

I'm going to look for a hot TV maid to do the ironing!

As long as its done I dont care who you get to do it "

My maid will be doing my chores. Find yer own maid!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Errr... I've got a part assembled wardrobe that needs some work which I can't manage alone. The mixer tap in the kitchen needs fixing. My car needs an oil change. I need help shifting a dressing table so I can take photos of it before putting it on eBay.

I could keep you busy for a day or two

I have a spare couple weeks, might have time for all that, sawp you for some ironing lol

Not a chance!

I'm going to look for a hot TV maid to do the ironing!

As long as its done I dont care who you get to do it

My maid will be doing my chores. Find yer own maid! "

Thats it I am not fixing your wardrobe or moving what ever it was and as for your oil change ......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

kick you in the bollox

just for laughs

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Errr... I've got a part assembled wardrobe that needs some work which I can't manage alone. The mixer tap in the kitchen needs fixing. My car needs an oil change. I need help shifting a dressing table so I can take photos of it before putting it on eBay.

I could keep you busy for a day or two

I have a spare couple weeks, might have time for all that, sawp you for some ironing lol

Not a chance!

I'm going to look for a hot TV maid to do the ironing!

As long as its done I dont care who you get to do it

My maid will be doing my chores. Find yer own maid!

Thats it I am not fixing your wardrobe or moving what ever it was and as for your oil change ...... "

I can do my own oil change. I just don't want to. I don't want to do ironing more though.

I've already been offered help with the wardrobe with no ironing needed.

The tap remains an issue but I'll investigate that this afternoon. I've never had to take a mixer tap apart before but men can do it so how difficult can it be?

I'm quite practical.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thats it I am not fixing your wardrobe or moving what ever it was and as for your oil change ......

I can do my own oil change. I just don't want to. I don't want to do ironing more though.

I've already been offered help with the wardrobe with no ironing needed.

The tap remains an issue but I'll investigate that this afternoon. I've never had to take a mixer tap apart before but men can do it so how difficult can it be?

I'm quite practical. "

Thats me told lol

Depends on the man, I know a good few that are totally useless unless they have a pen in there hands

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

id get you to pack my suitcase.. ive got everything out but just can not be bothered lol

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By *ungle VIP OP   Man  over a year ago

Weedon


"id get you to pack my suitcase.. ive got everything out but just can not be bothered lol "

I'd pack your case anyday sassy....lol

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