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Xmas rant !!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well more a rant about the absolutely stupid bloody aftershave and perfume ads !!!

Adverts do my head in anyway but the ridiculous perfume and aftershave ads seem to surpass themselves with their utter absurdity !!!

Every man or woman in them is beautiful, slim , toned etc. The ads themselves have absolutely nothing to do with the fragrance just arty farty claptrap !!

Not a representation at all of the people that might buy these fragrances ! So basically unless your rich , " beautiful and famous you shouldnt be wearing them !!!

So fuck it this year im going with EAU DE B.O ( body odour ) Love me and my natural body scent !!!

Up yours fragrance manufacturers selling smelly liquid at stupid prices, cashing in on xmas !!

Rant over

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

PS I wrote this post encase you thought it was Sam lol as she always smells lush

Jamie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Adverts for perfumes like J'adore - what's the point? It's obvious they're trying to attract a 'fur coat no knickers' market, rather than Joe Public members like you and I.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha , remind us to avoid you when you have B.O

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

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But perfume ads are like that all year Round. Why is it Christmas related?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I feel exactly the same, rarely remember what perfume the advert is for after it's gone off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago