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Whats the worst Xmas present you have ever given to a partner/ex?
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I've not been nasty enough to give bad one to an ex, however my neighbour is a different story. He had a habit of drink driving and we kept warning him of the dangers. One year before Xmas he finally got caught and lost his license, so I put one of those packets of disposable breathalysers in his xmas card. He didn't find it as funny as I did when I was buying them  |
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By *RYBBWCouple
over a year ago
Leeds. |
A fake vagina filled with out of date chive cottage cheese and crab paste. Boxed it up and left it in the boiler cupboard for a few days. It was utterly rank when I came to wrap it, so I wrapped the inner box in clingfilm. Placed in a note saying how much the contents of the package reminded me of her and duly posted it to her second class.
Her phone call made my Christmas.
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