following on from the anal sex disaster
what bad things have happened to you then?
I'll start off with the tale of a friend who when getting to the gravy strokes burst his banjo string.
"god his room looked like the texas cahinsaw massacre had been in there"  |
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Once got the car stuck down a muddy lane with my girlfriend cos I had to leave the handbrake off, and it rocked itself in the mud. Got covered in mud pushing it out while she drove |
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Did the every room in the house trick including the broom cupboard.
Closed the door into the pitch black and it got really hot and steamy. Absolutely brilliant especially when we started running out of air. Orgasmed from partial asphyxiation
No handle on the inside.
I had to kick a hole in the door to escape.
Once was enough |
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while fucking in the car park of her apartment building in my car one very late night her boyfriend who is supposed to be on night shift calls.
"what are you doing?"
"in bed asleep" she replies
"funny I came home early and you aren't here"
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"Did the every room in the house trick including the broom cupboard.
Closed the door into the pitch black and it got really hot and steamy. Absolutely brilliant especially when we started running out of air. Orgasmed from partial asphyxiation
No handle on the inside.
I had to kick a hole in the door to escape.
Once was enough"
Bloody hell! |
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Stood up on a bed in a travel inn in luton and nearly concussed myself because the roof was sloping.
Fell off a bed at chams and twisted my ankle.
Gashed my foot on a radiator at chams.
Got out of the Jacuzzi at Jaydees, slipped on the floor and bruised my coccyx.
Nettle rash on my legs during sex outside.
Numerous scratches and cuts from various ladies in high heels.
So yes just a walking disaster area really. |
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"Stood up on a bed in a travel inn in luton and nearly concussed myself because the roof was sloping.
Fell off a bed at chams and twisted my ankle.
Gashed my foot on a radiator at chams.
Got out of the Jacuzzi at Jaydees, slipped on the floor and bruised my coccyx.
Nettle rash on my legs during sex outside.
Numerous scratches and cuts from various ladies in high heels.
So yes just a walking disaster area really."
I'm not going to meet you
I did get my foot stuck at the end of my bed while in 69 position, tried to move, lost my balance and narrowly missed kneeing him in the face. |
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"Stood up on a bed in a travel inn in luton and nearly concussed myself because the roof was sloping.
Fell off a bed at chams and twisted my ankle.
Gashed my foot on a radiator at chams.
Got out of the Jacuzzi at Jaydees, slipped on the floor and bruised my coccyx.
Nettle rash on my legs during sex outside.
Numerous scratches and cuts from various ladies in high heels.
So yes just a walking disaster area really.
I'm not going to meet you
I did get my foot stuck at the end of my bed while in 69 position, tried to move, lost my balance and narrowly missed kneeing him in the face."
To be fair all those things happened to me and not the people i was with at the time lol |
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"Stood up on a bed in a travel inn in luton and nearly concussed myself because the roof was sloping.
Fell off a bed at chams and twisted my ankle.
Gashed my foot on a radiator at chams.
Got out of the Jacuzzi at Jaydees, slipped on the floor and bruised my coccyx.
Nettle rash on my legs during sex outside.
Numerous scratches and cuts from various ladies in high heels.
So yes just a walking disaster area really.
I'm not going to meet you
I did get my foot stuck at the end of my bed while in 69 position, tried to move, lost my balance and narrowly missed kneeing him in the face.
To be fair all those things happened to me and not the people i was with at the time lol"
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Had far too much red wine once and after sex was way gone .. Started feeling bad where I ran from the guest bedroom looking for the bathroom only to stumble into their bedroom and projectile vomit over the lush cream carpet and walls . We did not see them again and also left a good pair of shoes there ! |
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"following on from the anal sex disaster
what bad things have happened to you then?
I'll start off with the tale of a friend who when getting to the gravy strokes burst his banjo string.
iv also done that aswel while having sex tho.just goes to show how hard u go in lol its fine nw tho and even more flexible
"god his room looked like the texas cahinsaw massacre had been in there" "
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