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"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah "New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??  | |||
"MMMwwwhhhhaaaaaa" | |||
"mmmmmwwaahhhhh (squeezes bum for luck ) xxx " Ooh a nice firm one I hope | |||
"Mwaaahhhh. " | |||
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"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah
New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything?? "Its been waiting for this very moment and what a moment lol | |||
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"Mmmmmwwwhhhhaaaaaa " Oooh Thankyou | |||
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"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah
New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??
Its been waiting for this very moment and what a moment lol "Oooh hope it's red | |||
"Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr "The mistletoe is above my head  pmsl | |||
"Puckers up "Mwaaaahhhhh | |||
"*kisses you on cheek out of respect* "Awe bless | |||
"Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
The mistletoe is above my head pmsl "You didn't say that though | |||
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"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah
New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??
Its been waiting for this very moment and what a moment lol
Oooh hope it's red "Yes and app stay proof shall we test it? | |||
"Mistletoe!!! Come and do your best... Puckers up "Mwaaaahhhhh xxxxx | |||
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"Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
The mistletoe is above my head pmsl
You didn't say that though "Well ya know now | |||
"*bends over*"   | |||
"*bends over* " | |||
"*cuts a bigger hole in my bag "I hope there are no holes in it | |||
"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah
New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??
Its been waiting for this very moment and what a moment lol
Oooh hope it's red
Yes and app stay proof shall we test it? "Yup it's the only way to know for sure | |||
"Mistletoe!!! Come and do your best... Puckers up
Mwaaaahhhhh xxxxx" | |||
"You can keep your mistletoe, I have Ferrero Rocher "You can keep them I don't like them | |||
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"Mwah mwah" | |||
"All puckered up and ready for the greatest tradition of all. mmmmwwwwwwwwaaaaahhhhhhh Spell check and the Oxford English Dictionary were dumbfounded by that one. "Haha .. Bring cake | |||
"All puckered up and ready for the greatest tradition of all. mmmmwwwwwwwwaaaaahhhhhhh Spell check and the Oxford English Dictionary were dumbfounded by that one.
Haha .. Bring cake"Ok, but you blow the candle. | |||
"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah
New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??
Its been waiting for this very moment and what a moment lol
Oooh hope it's red
Yes and app stay proof shall we test it?
Yup it's the only way to know for sure"Here goes then | |||
"All puckered up and ready for the greatest tradition of all. mmmmwwwwwwwwaaaaahhhhhhh Spell check and the Oxford English Dictionary were dumbfounded by that one.
Haha .. Bring cake
Ok, but you blow the candle. "Oh go on then | |||
"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah
New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??
Its been waiting for this very moment and what a moment lol
Oooh hope it's red
Yes and app stay proof shall we test it?
Yup it's the only way to know for sure
Here goes then "Eeeeeeek | |||
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"All puckered up and ready for the greatest tradition of all. mmmmwwwwwwwwaaaaahhhhhhh Spell check and the Oxford English Dictionary were dumbfounded by that one.
Haha .. Bring cake
Ok, but you blow the candle.
Oh go on then"Make sure you dance too | |||
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"Have I missed all the snogging! As always "No I'm still puckering | |||
"All puckered up and ready for the greatest tradition of all. mmmmwwwwwwwwaaaaahhhhhhh Spell check and the Oxford English Dictionary were dumbfounded by that one.
Haha .. Bring cake
Ok, but you blow the candle.
Oh go on then
Make sure you dance too "Dance moi ??? | |||
"Arrives late to the party, but I do have some blackjacks "Blackjacks sound perfect | |||
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"Sod that mwah malarky. Im going in for a full on pash, with a gentle pull back of your hair and a nibble of the neck "BINGO!!! you have won a prize, come claim it | |||
"Woohooooo!! Can i have another one? Not that i'm greedy. There was this loony woman on the bus laughing her head off earlier when i suggested a misteltoe rendezvous. ...She must have thought i was joking - has she seen my face pics?? I don't smile (and i'm not even a miserable bastard lol). "Oh jeeeeez but fishnets!!!! I got some strange looks I tell ya | |||
"Sod that mwah malarky. Im going in for a full on pash, with a gentle pull back of your hair and a nibble of the neck
BINGO!!! you have won a prize, come claim it "Le Mans style dash to car now | |||
"*kisses you on cheek out of respect*
Awe bless ".. | |||
"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah
New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??
Its been waiting for this very moment and what a moment lol
Oooh hope it's red
Yes and app stay proof shall we test it?
Yup it's the only way to know for sure
Here goes then
Eeeeeeek"Wat ya mean eeek u said u loved me and wanted my kisses .. Pfft a man comes along and there ya go  | |||
"Sod that mwah malarky. Im going in for a full on pash, with a gentle pull back of your hair and a nibble of the neck
BINGO!!! you have won a prize, come claim it
Le Mans style dash to car now "Ile pm my postcode .... Best get it right this time | |||
"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah
New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??
Its been waiting for this very moment and what a moment lol
Oooh hope it's red
Yes and app stay proof shall we test it?
Yup it's the only way to know for sure
Here goes then
Eeeeeeek
Wat ya mean eeek u said u loved me and wanted my kisses .. Pfft a man comes along and there ya go "'Twas an excited Eeeeeek !! | |||
"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah
New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??
Its been waiting for this very moment and what a moment lol
Oooh hope it's red
Yes and app stay proof shall we test it?
Yup it's the only way to know for sure
Here goes then
Eeeeeeek
Wat ya mean eeek u said u loved me and wanted my kisses .. Pfft a man comes along and there ya go
'Twas an excited Eeeeeek !! "Will be wen I pucker | |||
"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah
New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??
Its been waiting for this very moment and what a moment lol
Oooh hope it's red
Yes and app stay proof shall we test it?
Yup it's the only way to know for sure
Here goes then
Eeeeeeek
Wat ya mean eeek u said u loved me and wanted my kisses .. Pfft a man comes along and there ya go
'Twas an excited Eeeeeek !!
Will be wen I pucker " | |||
"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah
New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??
Its been waiting for this very moment and what a moment lol
Oooh hope it's red
Yes and app stay proof shall we test it?
Yup it's the only way to know for sure
Here goes then
Eeeeeeek
Wat ya mean eeek u said u loved me and wanted my kisses .. Pfft a man comes along and there ya go
'Twas an excited Eeeeeek !!
Will be wen I pucker
"Ive just eaten some of the homemade curry with 3 chillis in it so sweetie im on firrrrrrreeeee come here mmmmmmwah .. Tingle gel got nowt on my lips  | |||
"Woohooooo!! Can i have another one? Not that i'm greedy. There was this loony woman on the bus laughing her head off earlier when i suggested a misteltoe rendezvous. ...She must have thought i was joking - has she seen my face pics?? I don't smile (and i'm not even a miserable bastard lol).
Oh jeeeeez but fishnets!!!!
I got some strange looks I tell ya "Oi!! I like to spice things up you see...i think it would look good with my hair follicles popping out the heels. Would they go nicely with running shoes? | |||
"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah
New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??
Its been waiting for this very moment and what a moment lol
Oooh hope it's red
Yes and app stay proof shall we test it?
Yup it's the only way to know for sure
Here goes then
Eeeeeeek
Wat ya mean eeek u said u loved me and wanted my kisses .. Pfft a man comes along and there ya go
'Twas an excited Eeeeeek !!
Will be wen I pucker
Ive just eaten some of the homemade curry with 3 chillis in it so sweetie im on firrrrrrreeeee come here mmmmmmwah .. Tingle gel got nowt on my lips "Oh bloody hell ... You and your deep heat | |||
"Woohooooo!! Can i have another one? Not that i'm greedy. There was this loony woman on the bus laughing her head off earlier when i suggested a misteltoe rendezvous. ...She must have thought i was joking - has she seen my face pics?? I don't smile (and i'm not even a miserable bastard lol).
Oh jeeeeez but fishnets!!!!
I got some strange looks I tell ya
Oi!! I like to spice things up you see...i think it would look good with my hair follicles popping out the heels. Would they go nicely with running shoes?
"BLOCKED!!! | |||
"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah
New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??
Its been waiting for this very moment and what a moment lol
Oooh hope it's red
Yes and app stay proof shall we test it?
Yup it's the only way to know for sure
Here goes then
Eeeeeeek
Wat ya mean eeek u said u loved me and wanted my kisses .. Pfft a man comes along and there ya go
'Twas an excited Eeeeeek !!
Will be wen I pucker
Ive just eaten some of the homemade curry with 3 chillis in it so sweetie im on firrrrrrreeeee come here mmmmmmwah .. Tingle gel got nowt on my lips
Oh bloody hell ... You and your deep heat "Thats later | |||
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"Woohooooo!! Can i have another one? Not that i'm greedy. There was this loony woman on the bus laughing her head off earlier when i suggested a misteltoe rendezvous. ...She must have thought i was joking - has she seen my face pics?? I don't smile (and i'm not even a miserable bastard lol).
Oh jeeeeez but fishnets!!!!
I got some strange looks I tell ya
Oi!! I like to spice things up you see...i think it would look good with my hair follicles popping out the heels. Would they go nicely with running shoes?
BLOCKED!!! "(Writes her a fat blank cheque whilst wearing his sumo outfit - that's what you wanted for Christmas) | |||
"Runs to pop on new lippy... Puckers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah
New lippy eh? Thought you didn't buy anything??
Its been waiting for this very moment and what a moment lol
Oooh hope it's red
Yes and app stay proof shall we test it?
Yup it's the only way to know for sure
Here goes then
Eeeeeeek
Wat ya mean eeek u said u loved me and wanted my kisses .. Pfft a man comes along and there ya go
'Twas an excited Eeeeeek !!
Will be wen I pucker
Ive just eaten some of the homemade curry with 3 chillis in it so sweetie im on firrrrrrreeeee come here mmmmmmwah .. Tingle gel got nowt on my lips
Oh bloody hell ... You and your deep heat
Thats later" | |||
"Woohooooo!! Can i have another one? Not that i'm greedy. There was this loony woman on the bus laughing her head off earlier when i suggested a misteltoe rendezvous. ...She must have thought i was joking - has she seen my face pics?? I don't smile (and i'm not even a miserable bastard lol).
Oh jeeeeez but fishnets!!!!
I got some strange looks I tell ya
Oi!! I like to spice things up you see...i think it would look good with my hair follicles popping out the heels. Would they go nicely with running shoes?
BLOCKED!!!
(Writes her a fat blank cheque whilst wearing his sumo outfit - that's what you wanted for Christmas)
"Awe | |||
