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Its Official I'm a Numpty

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I just knocked the Ashtray into my Lap and in panic i Brushed it off with the hand which was Holding a Cup of Coffee.....Whoooos a Clever Boy then

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not you by the sound of it

Hope it hasn't stained

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smoking is not good for your health

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope it's not burnt the Crown Jewels !

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hope it's not burnt the Crown Jewels !

I will let you know when i find them again, I think they are currently hiding behind my Kidney

By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I bet you never knew you could stand up so quickly?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I bet you never knew you could stand up so quickly?

Or whip me Strides off so quick