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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
During my work I travel from location to location today theres a couple of ladies One in her forties and the other in her very early twenties, I saw them at about 8:30 then again about 9:45 on the second occasion the ladies arrived before me and the youngest saidd " beat you,,!"
I said "if you wear a leather cat suit and Don t do it too hard,,"
Wasted ,,, whoosh,,, straight over her head without touching,,
Anybody else have a quick reply that failed,, pity I d like to see her in leather as well,,    |
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I love saying this, honestly you wanna give it a go if you can keep a straight face.
Someone doing that one eye'd squint at you with a slight turn of face, then they say 'Ahhhhhh, where do I know you from'?
Just reply
'Do you watch a lot of porn'? |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
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Anybody else have a quick reply that failed,, pity I d like to see her in leather as well,, "
Quite often, as I've generally got one foot in a comedy universe and whilst everyone else is having a normal day watching someone walking through a door way, I'm stood there half expecting a safe, anvil, grand piano and shower of cocoanuts to land on top of them 
When someone says thanks for coming, I quite like to jump and call out, 'and if not, thanks for faking it.'
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"During my work I travel from location to location today theres a couple of ladies One in her forties and the other in her very early twenties, I saw them at about 8:30 then again about 9:45 on the second occasion the ladies arrived before me and the youngest saidd " beat you,,!"
I said "if you wear a leather cat suit and Don t do it too hard,,"
Wasted ,,, whoosh,,, straight over her head without touching,,
Anybody else have a quick reply that failed,, pity I d like to see her in leather as well,, "
You've been here too long ... there are still normals out there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"During my work I travel from location to location today theres a couple of ladies One in her forties and the other in her very early twenties, I saw them at about 8:30 then again about 9:45 on the second occasion the ladies arrived before me and the youngest saidd " beat you,,!"
I said "if you wear a leather cat suit and Don t do it too hard,,"
Wasted ,,, whoosh,,, straight over her head without touching,,
Anybody else have a quick reply that failed,, pity I d like to see her in leather as well,, "
How do you know it went completely over her head?
She could have already consulted a lawyer to start an harrassment case.
ps i thought for a moment you had started your own Fab predictors thread.  |
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