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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

emptied his sack,,lots of stuffing

whats your favourite

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

It's time for the fat man to empty his sack.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

would you like more cream Grandma

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Santa said he wouldn't come if I wasn't good...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

but your always good soxy

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By *entkevMan over a year ago

Dover

Cums once a year

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"but your always good soxy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"but your always good soxy

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just keep ya flue clear so he can get down it

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Ive pulled a cracker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lay in the manger.

Went out Christmas Eve, I pulled a cracker or two.

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By *imply_SensualMan over a year ago

warrington

Would you like me to deliver the parcel around the back?

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give a nice plump bird a good stuffing.

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By *opinovMan over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Cums once a year"

Just the once, sure - but when he does he can fill a stocking!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like to taste my eggnog and tell me if its creamy enough

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Can't wait to put my pork meat in that bird's arse.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Ho ho ho

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By *anatee175Couple over a year ago

Sunderland

I love a good stuffing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

have you basted your breast

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