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over a year ago
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It has been pointed out to me that during the throws of passion, I become a "cheesy old bastard" while with my FB I uttered the words "I want to make your kitty purr" lol now I never knew I said such things, but after a discussion with her found out that I have also said in a Roy Orbison voice while fucking her from behind shouted "mercy" am I just fucked up in the head, or do many other people say stuuuupid shit in bed?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I remember watching a porno when I was 14 and the guy uttered the words "I got a dick like a fucking crowbar" which inspires some bizarre mental imagery.
Not what you asked but I'm in a sharing mood. |
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"It has been pointed out to me that during the throws of passion, I become a "cheesy old bastard" while with my FB I uttered the words "I want to make your kitty purr" lol now I never knew I said such things, but after a discussion with her found out that I have also said in a Roy Orbison voice while fucking her from behind shouted "mercy" am I just fucked up in the head, or do many other people say stuuuupid shit in bed? "
Oh lordy me......
I'm afraid that sort of behaviour would render me in such a fit of giggles that all sense of occasion would be lost and I would have no option but to halt proceedings and lay on the floor bursting my lungs with such raucous laughter that my bladder control would be thoroughly tested.
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I would find it so funny if I had a person saying silly things .. maybe you're on a sex high out of control at the time . lol would put me off as I would think hold on this has turn into that TV SHOW Tonight Matthew I'M going to be Roy Orbison . |
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"It has been pointed out to me that during the throws of passion, I become a "cheesy old bastard" while with my FB I uttered the words "I want to make your kitty purr" lol now I never knew I said such things, but after a discussion with her found out that I have also said in a Roy Orbison voice while fucking her from behind shouted "mercy" am I just fucked up in the head, or do many other people say stuuuupid shit in bed? "
Could be worse, imagine if you said 'I love you' mid pump? |
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