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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have spent the whole evening with Windows 8.1 downloading, setting up and doing it's thing.

The messages have gone from ones I understand:

"Downloading"

"Installing"

"Restart your computer"

to ones that I don't trust:

"checking some stuff"

"Setting up a few more things"

When did they get so casual and impertinent with us?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have spent the whole evening with Windows 8.1 downloading, setting up and doing it's thing.

The messages have gone from ones I understand:

"Downloading"

"Installing"

"Restart your computer"

to ones that I don't trust:

"checking some stuff"

"Setting up a few more things"

When did they get so casual and impertinent with us?

"

u wait til its finished!!! lol

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have spent the whole evening with Windows 8.1 downloading, setting up and doing it's thing.

The messages have gone from ones I understand:

"Downloading"

"Installing"

"Restart your computer"

to ones that I don't trust:

"checking some stuff"

"Setting up a few more things"

When did they get so casual and impertinent with us?

u wait til its finished!!! lol "

Don't tell me it gets worse?

I don't usually get bored but this is tedious. I'm adopting Ryan Dear's word: boregasm needed.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

They're trying to be hip and down with the kids innit

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis

Windows is 'the devil'...stay away from it my friend.

Dowload and use Linux instead xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Probably because the latest software designers are kids and therefore are unable to string a proper sentence together in the Queens English using the appropriate grammar and punctuation like Wot iz CaN 1nn1t lolz

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's asking for a code it says it has sent somewhere. I don't know where they have sent it. I pressed skip and now it's "Taking care of a few things" with a range of different colours.

What bloody things is it taking care of?

If it's cleaning the bathroom and filling the fridge that would be handy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's asking for a code it says it has sent somewhere. I don't know where they have sent it. I pressed skip and now it's "Taking care of a few things" with a range of different colours.

What bloody things is it taking care of?

If it's cleaning the bathroom and filling the fridge that would be handy.

"

Shhh dont turn round but as we speak it is going through your purse, getting all your bank and Credit card details, Within 24 hours you will recieve an Email from a Prince in Uganda confirming the transfer of 15 Million Dollars..Do NOT Contact the Police or Homeland Security or the Meerkat gets it

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's asking for a code it says it has sent somewhere. I don't know where they have sent it. I pressed skip and now it's "Taking care of a few things" with a range of different colours.

What bloody things is it taking care of?

If it's cleaning the bathroom and filling the fridge that would be handy.

Shhh dont turn round but as we speak it is going through your purse, getting all your bank and Credit card details, Within 24 hours you will recieve an Email from a Prince in Uganda confirming the transfer of 15 Million Dollars..Do NOT Contact the Police or Homeland Security or the Meerkat gets it "

It told me to get ready and now I don't know what I do next. When it stops flashing colours at me I assume I can go to bed.

If the Meerkat gets it... too bad.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's asking for a code it says it has sent somewhere. I don't know where they have sent it. I pressed skip and now it's "Taking care of a few things" with a range of different colours.

What bloody things is it taking care of?

If it's cleaning the bathroom and filling the fridge that would be handy.

Shhh dont turn round but as we speak it is going through your purse, getting all your bank and Credit card details, Within 24 hours you will recieve an Email from a Prince in Uganda confirming the transfer of 15 Million Dollars..Do NOT Contact the Police or Homeland Security or the Meerkat gets it

It told me to get ready and now I don't know what I do next. When it stops flashing colours at me I assume I can go to bed.

If the Meerkat gets it... too bad."

Make sure you turn off your Monitor and get undressed in the Bathroom..They are watching you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's asking for a code it says it has sent somewhere. I don't know where they have sent it. I pressed skip and now it's "Taking care of a few things" with a range of different colours.

What bloody things is it taking care of?

If it's cleaning the bathroom and filling the fridge that would be handy.

Shhh dont turn round but as we speak it is going through your purse, getting all your bank and Credit card details, Within 24 hours you will recieve an Email from a Prince in Uganda confirming the transfer of 15 Million Dollars..Do NOT Contact the Police or Homeland Security or the Meerkat gets it

It told me to get ready and now I don't know what I do next. When it stops flashing colours at me I assume I can go to bed.

If the Meerkat gets it... too bad."

it ends up with a very very pretty screensaver lol despite what you had previously

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's asking for a code it says it has sent somewhere. I don't know where they have sent it. I pressed skip and now it's "Taking care of a few things" with a range of different colours.

What bloody things is it taking care of?

If it's cleaning the bathroom and filling the fridge that would be handy.

Shhh dont turn round but as we speak it is going through your purse, getting all your bank and Credit card details, Within 24 hours you will recieve an Email from a Prince in Uganda confirming the transfer of 15 Million Dollars..Do NOT Contact the Police or Homeland Security or the Meerkat gets it

It told me to get ready and now I don't know what I do next. When it stops flashing colours at me I assume I can go to bed.

If the Meerkat gets it... too bad.

Make sure you turn off your Monitor and get undressed in the Bathroom..They are watching you "

It's got a girt big arrow that won't go away. I'm switching it off anyway. I just hope it will let me work tomorrow otherwise I'll have to use this one.

If you don't hear from me again the pixel pixies made me disappear.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's asking for a code it says it has sent somewhere. I don't know where they have sent it. I pressed skip and now it's "Taking care of a few things" with a range of different colours.

What bloody things is it taking care of?

If it's cleaning the bathroom and filling the fridge that would be handy.

Shhh dont turn round but as we speak it is going through your purse, getting all your bank and Credit card details, Within 24 hours you will recieve an Email from a Prince in Uganda confirming the transfer of 15 Million Dollars..Do NOT Contact the Police or Homeland Security or the Meerkat gets it

It told me to get ready and now I don't know what I do next. When it stops flashing colours at me I assume I can go to bed.

If the Meerkat gets it... too bad.

it ends up with a very very pretty screensaver lol despite what you had previously "

Where has my background screen gone? Another puzzle for tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's asking for a code it says it has sent somewhere. I don't know where they have sent it. I pressed skip and now it's "Taking care of a few things" with a range of different colours.

What bloody things is it taking care of?

If it's cleaning the bathroom and filling the fridge that would be handy.

Shhh dont turn round but as we speak it is going through your purse, getting all your bank and Credit card details, Within 24 hours you will recieve an Email from a Prince in Uganda confirming the transfer of 15 Million Dollars..Do NOT Contact the Police or Homeland Security or the Meerkat gets it

It told me to get ready and now I don't know what I do next. When it stops flashing colours at me I assume I can go to bed.

If the Meerkat gets it... too bad.

it ends up with a very very pretty screensaver lol despite what you had previously "

Yes it is very Pretty..as long as you can filter out the Subliminal Messages..Sleep well

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS  over a year ago

Dundee


"Windows is 'the devil'...stay away from it my friend.

Dowload and use Linux instead xxx "

pffft linux...

Me: Hey Linux I'd like to develop some software please..

Linux: Sure! I love developing software. Whaddya wanna do?

Me: this *clickety click*

Linux: ok we'll just need this library...

Me: ok....*clickety click*

Linux: and you'll need to update this....

Me: ok...*clickety click*

Linux: and this is out of date and doesn't work with that..

Me:hrrmm fine... *clickety click*

Linux: oh and now that first thing you installed doesn't work so you'll need this...

Me: *gritted teeth* ok....*clickety click*

3 hours pass....

Linux: ok great we're ready!

Me: can't be bothered now....

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Wish me luck, I am steeling myself to switch it on.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My daughter has windows 8 on her laptop and says it takes ages to update and always want to update!!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My daughter has windows 8 on her laptop and says it takes ages to update and always want to update!! "

It does. You have to let it warm up and get its updates out of the way. I prefer my old laptop but it kept dying when I was working. I only use the old one for Fab and storage now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My daughter has windows 8 on her laptop and says it takes ages to update and always want to update!!

It does. You have to let it warm up and get its updates out of the way. I prefer my old laptop but it kept dying when I was working. I only use the old one for Fab and storage now.

"

She only uses hers for UNI work, but days it takes an absolute age! She leaves it to hibernate sometimes, so she doesn't have to go through the whole process every time she turns it on to do work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't get all this Argo with an apple,and not one you eat,unless you have a tough stomach.

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