What is the worst or best chat up line you have heard or used?
I saw a thing on Facebook earlier which was "You remind me of my pinky toe. Your small, cute and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight" |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
When I worked in insurance I never used anything for a pick up line. I guess I could have gone with, 'I have experience in validating claims - how big would you claim your bosom is?'
Instead, I just used to stay sober and chat to people, rather than drink and talk about doing something. After this pint or the next. Maybe.
Looking a girl in her eyes and asking if she'd be offended if you kissed her seemed to do ok.  |
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"When I worked in insurance I never used anything for a pick up line. I guess I could have gone with, 'I have experience in validating claims - how big would you claim your bosom is?'
Instead, I just used to stay sober and chat to people, rather than drink and talk about doing something. After this pint or the next. Maybe.
Looking a girl in her eyes and asking if she'd be offended if you kissed her seemed to do ok. "
And that worked?? |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
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Looking a girl in her eyes and asking if she'd be offended if you kissed her seemed to do ok.
And that worked??"
Well, I did tend to say hello first. But yes, it worked extremely well. In my younger days when I was out with my mates, most of them just drank, I found that most girls preferred someone who was sober and chatted to them. |
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