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Ranting (because i can)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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*I honk of Brut
*Smashed up packaging by royal mail
*Smashed up bottle of Brut (cos Superdrug cant package their items correctly)
*oh and my Hallway stinks as they left the parcel in my flat (because i accidentally left they keys in my front door) - so royal mail let themselves into my home.. great
arghhhhhhhh
Did i mention i stink of fucking BRUT?! lol 
disclaimer - i cant help my grandad's fragrance of choice 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That's bad they let themselves in.....  "
Ok i was stupid enough to have left my keys in the front door.. oddly that bit didnt twig until i got home about 18.15 when i went to reach into my handbag and saw my keys in the door
Should be greatful i wasnt robbed actually.. but still my fecking hallway STINKS!!! even febreeze hasnt worked  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't help it but brut gets me really horny 
its just something i always associate with my granddad.. just like Channel number 5 reminds me of my grandma
You mean Chanel "
god damm auto correct lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't help it but brut gets me really horny
its just something i always associate with my granddad.. just like Channel number 5 reminds me of my grandma
You mean Chanel "
who knows.
maybe channel 5 does remind her of her granny.
did she ever partake in some running round a fake jungle with a naked Keith Chegwin? lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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. just like Channel number 5 reminds me of my grandma
Last night it was the Osmonds, tonight its my perfume
You really are pushing your luck miss  "
jeze i adore the Osmonds music and i love my grandma this much.. *stretches arms out as far as they can go*
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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*******update********
Royal mail admitted they dropped my parcel and smashed the items
Superdrug have replaced my entire order.. except for the Brut as it was out of stock (kinda relieved as the smell is awful still but shows that people still are in demand for the 'classic') |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can't help it but brut gets me really horny
its just something i always associate with my granddad.. just like Channel number 5 reminds me of my grandma
You mean Chanel
god damm auto correct lol"
What would channel five smell like. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*******update********
Royal mail admitted they dropped my parcel and smashed the items
Superdrug have replaced my entire order.. except for the Brut as it was out of stock (kinda relieved as the smell is awful still but shows that people still are in demand for the 'classic') "
who'd have thought would be selling out in 2013 Lols |
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"*******update********
Royal mail admitted they dropped my parcel and smashed the items
Superdrug have replaced my entire order.. except for the Brut as it was out of stock (kinda relieved as the smell is awful still but shows that people still are in demand for the 'classic') "
I have a friend I go dancing with who likes to use a LOT of aftershave - he mixes Brut with Fahrenheit to make the latter go further and it really works!!
Half life of at least 40 years I would say, my first ever boyfriend wore Brut! |
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