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Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or a 100 duck-sized horses?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think fighting one horse size duck would be the easier option simply because 100 duck size horses would be a bugger to fend off if they started to circle...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Indian Runners (Anas platyrhynchos domesticus) are an unusual breed of domestic duck. They stand erect like penguins and, rather than waddling, they run. The females usually lay about 150 – 200 eggs a year or more, depending whether they are from exhibition or utility strains. They were found on the Indonesian Islands of Lombok, Java and Bali where they were 'walked' to market and sold as egg-layers or for meat. These ducks do not fly and only rarely form nests and incubate their own eggs. They run or walk, often dropping their eggs wherever they happen to be. Duck-breeders need to house their birds overnight or be vigilant in picking up the eggs to prevent them from being taken by other animals.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Personally I would opt for the horse sized duck, a 100 duck sized horses is far too many to take on individually. And ducks are naturally very passive, even at that size a how much damage could a beak do?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Horses are only scary cos they are big. A duck sized horse would be the same size as a cat. Cats are quite hard cos they have teeth and claws.
A duck sized horse would have none of those advantages plus really tinie tiny shoes.
Ducks on the other hand are still quite scary even tho they are small. I once saw some duck sex by the canal an I'm telling you it's wasn't a loving gentle thing, that was some seriously rapey shit.
Now imagine that duck is 7 foot tall it must weigh half a ton and now has a beak the size of a bin.
My vote is a 100 duck sized horses, Or as I like to think of it 200 findus lasagnes
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I were allowed accordions for legs I could lull my opponent to sleep by playing a slow sea shanty as I walk around prior to the fight….
Then I would spontaneously strike up a vigorous Viennese waltz, which would cause them to become so dizzy and disorientated they'd lose the will to fight…
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I were allowed accordions for legs I could lull my opponent to sleep by playing a slow sea shanty as I walk around prior to the fight….
Then I would spontaneously strike up a vigorous Viennese waltz, which would cause them to become so dizzy and disorientated they'd lose the will to fight…
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Dizzy eh?
Wouldn't it just be easier to specify blondes ducks in the first place. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I were allowed accordions for legs I could lull my opponent to sleep by playing a slow sea shanty as I walk around prior to the fight….
Then I would spontaneously strike up a vigorous Viennese waltz, which would cause them to become so dizzy and disorientated they'd lose the will to fight…
Dizzy eh?
Wouldn't it just be easier to specify blondes ducks in the first place."
Perhaps yes,,,,, but then I'd have no need for accordian legs and I'd really like see what that would be like ... |
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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago
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Can you imagine the size of the horse sized ducks eggs. Also how big would a duck decoy call have to be.... Could it be the same as for small ducks? I guess if you had 100 little monkeys then they could jump on the duck sized horses and ride them away. It poses more questions than one would realise, a good post. |
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"Little horses and run "
Surely you couldn't outrun even duck sized horses? The horses would kick out with their hooves and if they combine this with jumping they would just overwhelm you so I'd take my chances with the duck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Little horses and run
Surely you couldn't outrun even duck sized horses? The horses would kick out with their hooves and if they combine this with jumping they would just overwhelm you so I'd take my chances with the duck. "
See that's why I opted for the giant net and duck caller. |
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