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Man flu advice to women.....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So it's that time of year where us men are prone to getting the dreaded man flu. Some genius has put all the information about man flu and some advice for the sufferer and for the women in his life.
Have a look, the website is http://manflu.info
And don't worry women, remember your immune.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I'm coming down with something  but I suspect it may be traditional flu not the man variety."
Definitely not, you are a women so as stated on the website are immune.  |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
The most important part and it can vastly reduce the amount of time the male recovery will take is,,,
In no particular otder depends on the mans needs,,
1, sympathy 
2, understanding, 
3 blow job*
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* this is always the most important part,,   |
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By *p4u77Woman
over a year ago
Norwich |
"The most important part and it can vastly reduce the amount of time the male recovery will take is,,,
In no particular otder depends on the mans needs,,
1, sympathy
2, understanding,
3 blow job*
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* this is always the most important part,, "
could manage number 3 as for the rest pfft! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The most important part and it can vastly reduce the amount of time the male recovery will take is,,,
In no particular otder depends on the mans needs,,
1, sympathy
2, understanding,
3 blow job*
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* this is always the most important part,, could manage number 3 as for the rest pfft! "
Number 3 is by far the most important!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I totally agree with the op . I have been very lucky and only had the manflu 276 times
And can honestly say I could not move off that couch . A bj did perk me up |
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"Sadly Manflu is incurable so you are best to put them out of their misery and just have them put down."
I have encountered this so often I now have a bolt gun and a mini earth mover for "gardening". It's the kindest way to be. 
My roses don't half put on a show though. |
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"Sadly Manflu is incurable so you are best to put them out of their misery and just have them put down.
I have encountered this so often I now have a bolt gun and a mini earth mover for "gardening". It's the kindest way to be.
My roses don't half put on a show though. "
You could offer this service to the more squeamish or tender of heart amongst us. |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Sadly Manflu is incurable so you are best to put them out of their misery and just have them put down.
I have encountered this so often I now have a bolt gun and a mini earth mover for "gardening". It's the kindest way to be.
My roses don't half put on a show though. "
May they rest Inn peat,,, |
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Ladies you may laugh but it's a proven fact that man flu is worse than any flu you can get. Infact without being alarmist it is also known that man flu has been fatal to the few women that caught it... It's only down to the male's superior immune system that men survive. ?.
This factual report is sent to you by my wife... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies you may laugh but it's a proven fact that man flu is worse than any flu you can get. Infact without being alarmist it is also known that man flu has been fatal to the few women that caught it... It's only down to the male's superior immune system that men survive. ?.
This factual report is sent to you by my wife..."
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Not having to take care of a man when he is suffering from this most deadly of diseases is one of the perks of being single "
I didn't do it when I was in a relationship. I chucked him a box of Lemsip and told him to man up. |
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.. feel like shit lol! 