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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago
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Just been chatting to Mrs Claus about a meet on Christmas Eve, she says she free, allegedly.
She has asked, however, if I can help her compile a list from people who I come into contact with, in preparation for her "friend" on Christmas eve.
The list has to have two headings:
Naughty and Nice
She has also asked what are the reasons for people being on either of the lists this year.
I wonder if you could help, could you possibly advise which list would you fit in and why?
Your help would be most appreciated, as I wouldn’t want to let Mrs Claus down.
P.S. Anyone got a green elves costume with pointy ears?
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm on the nice list. We don't get the presents we really want though.
What's the reason for being on the nice list (I'll put in a good one) - a word that is  "
I'm not very naughty, although I have been led astray sometimes. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm on the nice list. We don't get the presents we really want though.
What present would you like ? "
Gosh, I've just looked at your profile. I have never seen such an upstanding member of the Fab community before.  |
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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I'm on the nice list. We don't get the presents we really want though.
What's the reason for being on the nice list (I'll put in a good one) - a word that is
I'm not very naughty, although I have been led astray sometimes."
Now where too begin, perhaps behind your left ear....... |
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"I'm on the nice list. We don't get the presents we really want though.
What present would you like ?
To be whisked away tonight to have my fantasy fulfilled.
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I still want to know what this fantasy is lol |
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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"I'm on the nice list. We don't get the presents we really want though.
What present would you like ?
To be whisked away tonight to have my fantasy fulfilled.
I still want to know what this fantasy is lol"
Might effect which list  |
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"I'm on the nice list. We don't get the presents we really want though.
What present would you like ?
Gosh, I've just looked at your profile. I have never seen such an upstanding member of the Fab community before. "
Why thank you   |
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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago
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I don't know which list I should be on, please advise.
My son (9) came down to breakfast (we had guests) and asked, 'Dad, why were you spanking mum's bottom last night?'
After a little thought and waiting for the laughter to subside, I replied. 'Because someone had left chewing gum on one of the dining room table seats and I was trying to get it off her, was it you?'
Shut my son up, but not our guests - ho hum.
Thing is it was a lie to get me out of a sticky (well it was at the time - metaphorically, well actually thinking about it....) situation does that put me on the naughty list?
Needless to say, my son is having new earphones for Christmas!
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Ok well I ( Lucy ) would have to go on the naughty list as I have corrupted a few people and may have led them astray!
But Luke in the other hand would have to go on the nice list, as he is just a nice gentleman  |
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"I don't know which list I should be on, please advise.
My son (9) came down to breakfast (we had guests) and asked, 'Dad, why were you spanking mum's bottom last night?'
After a little thought and waiting for the laughter to subside, I replied. 'Because someone had left chewing gum on one of the dining room table seats and I was trying to get it off her, was it you?'
Shut my son up, but not our guests - ho hum.
Thing is it was a lie to get me out of a sticky (well it was at the time - metaphorically, well actually thinking about it....) situation does that put me on the naughty list?
Needless to say, my son is having new earphones for Christmas!
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Brilliant, and good explanation |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Ok well I ( Lucy ) would have to go on the naughty list as I have corrupted a few people and may have led them astray!
But Luke in the other hand would have to go on the nice list, as he is just a nice gentleman "
I can attest to both of those claims. Lucy is the person who has led me astray and Luke has been jolly nice. He even walked me to my car as it was dark.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm on the nice list. We don't get the presents we really want though.
What present would you like ?
To be whisked away tonight to have my fantasy fulfilled.
I still want to know what this fantasy is lol
Might effect which list "
Are fantasies enough to put you on the naughty list even when you haven't been able to enact them?  |
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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I'm on the nice list. We don't get the presents we really want though.
What present would you like ?
To be whisked away tonight to have my fantasy fulfilled.
I still want to know what this fantasy is lol
Might effect which list
Are fantasies enough to put you on the naughty list even when you haven't been able to enact them? "
Suppose that's the difference between intention and intent.
However if there is there anything I could help you with? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm on the nice list. We don't get the presents we really want though.
What present would you like ?
To be whisked away tonight to have my fantasy fulfilled.
I still want to know what this fantasy is lol
Might effect which list
Are fantasies enough to put you on the naughty list even when you haven't been able to enact them?
Suppose that's the difference between intention and intent.
However if there is there anything I could help you with? "
Neither of you fit exactly what I am looking for. It's a bit of wood measurement really and your male half doesn't use the wood in the way I would like.
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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"I'm on the nice list. We don't get the presents we really want though.
What present would you like ?
To be whisked away tonight to have my fantasy fulfilled.
I still want to know what this fantasy is lol
Might effect which list
Are fantasies enough to put you on the naughty list even when you haven't been able to enact them?
Suppose that's the difference between intention and intent.
However if there is there anything I could help you with?
Neither of you fit exactly what I am looking for. It's a bit of wood measurement really and your male half doesn't use the wood in the way I would like.
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Thats OK I'm sure we can find a Theodolite for you
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Isnt the list just one list of naughty but very very nice and can we repeat it ...... lol
Mmmm, what nice but very, very naughty? "
oh I can think of lots n lots that nice but very very norty |
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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Isnt the list just one list of naughty but very very nice and can we repeat it ...... lol
Mmmm, what nice but very, very naughty?
oh I can think of lots n lots that nice but very very norty "
Mmmm context please |
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